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Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


That's exactly why I said before that neutrality is the most Remain-ey feasible policy for an actual party of Government. Do your best, then put it to the people and do whatever.

Saying beforehand "we'd totally campaign against it" is ridiculous, saying "we'd totally campaign for it" hands fubpees a bunch of ammo and removes the possibility of saying "welp we did our best looks like a good Brexit just isn't possible" later on

e2: & yeah, to emphasise, the possibility of staying neutral thing was really just part of a "we won't rule anything out" spiel, which is kinda to be expected

e: in 1154, Adrian IV became the only Englishman ever elected Pope, apparently

Borrovan fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Aug 19, 2019

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

pro-tip (if you're serious) - use a lovely brand of e-cigs. I eventually got so fed up of Blu's batteries and cartomiser cartridges basically dying after barely any use that I was able to kick them about six months after I moved to them

I'm on the Champix - tried vaping (and every other form of NRT) multiple times and it never does it for me, probably because it never truly breaks the habit. Champix, despite making me feel seasick for an hour every morning and evening, works a loving blinder. Then inevitably a year later I think "Hey it won't hurt if I have just one fag..."

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Junior G-man posted:

Alright, I think I may have mis-interpreted stuff in my posts above, but this ...

I don't know how many times the EU is gonna re-state the absolute same position; the deal currently on the table is the deal there is and it's not moving.

The only way it could conceivably (not even probably) move, is if Corbyn said he wanted to instead do an EEA / Norway deal, including freedom of movement. And you'd have to get the whole Council on board with this idea, and you'd have to re-lengthen the A.50 procedure to re-negotiate on EEA terms and probably pay your EU dues for another couple of years, and a whole other bunch of stuff would have to happen. I really don't see how this could possibly be achieved even with a massive Labour majority.


an EEA/Norway thingy could, and would need to, be negotiated after brexit day. the withdrawal agreement is only about what the relationship is immediately after leaving the EU, the real work's supposed to be done after that. the agreement was consciously drawn up to leave most hard questions for later, so everyone could say it was a first step to their brexit end stage. For all the good that did

well, the backstop's in there but that's an exception. a formal customs union/single market deal would need to be negotiated after leaving, not before.

In any case the actual policies that a fresh face might bring to Brussels won't interest the eurocrats, what they'll care about is the parliamentary mandate that underpins those policies. Corbyn with a fresh, dependably red parliament will get heard out. Corbyn as head of an avowedly temporary, five-party coalition of last resort to deliver another referendum and nothing more, won't.

quote:

Honestly, the only realistic referendum vote is on the current deal / hard Brexit with Bojo (one of the two) vs. pure Remain and revoke A.50. Every other option is so conditional and so dependent on a million other puzzle pieces falling into place.

If you had a 49.0/49.7 hard leave/hard remain referendum result, would you be credibly able to argue that it gave you any sort of mandate

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

ThomasPaine posted:

Lol sometimes I wish corbs was the terrifying super-tankie these guys want to convince themselves he is

https://twitter.com/GillianLazarus/status/1163450852310470656?s=19

Lookin' forward to setting up an altar to Corbs to blood sacrifice the kulaks at, wonder which bit of Cambridge I should put it in

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

ThomasPaine posted:

Lol sometimes I wish corbs was the terrifying super-tankie these guys want to convince themselves he is

https://twitter.com/GillianLazarus/status/1163450852310470656?s=19

Ah yes, Stalin's famous unspun persona.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I wonder if jeremy corbyn can grant cleric spells.

Again I want my Magic Circle Against Bourgeoisie.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Borrovan posted:

Anyway the TUC has published this interactive guide to dealing with the far right. Lots of general info on there, but the focus seems to be on having frank and reasonable conversations with them without hurting their delicate feelings, which, uh...
It looks like their main thrusts are talking to working people who might be vulnerable to far right propaganda before they do go to the right, convincing employers to no platform fash, being aware of nazi front groups like Solidarity trying to integrate with TUs, and cooperating with local BAME and faith groups to make a wider effort to no platform fash in communities.

It is all based on talking and mobilizing and getting a dialog going, but that's modern trade unionism. At no point are they suggesting that a shop steward sits down with Tommy Robinson and talks him around to being less of a dickhead though, and they're not exactly being antagonistic to anti-fascists, just saying that we also need to build communities that are inherent unwelcoming places for fascist thought.

ThomasPaine posted:

Lol sometimes I wish corbs was the terrifying super-tankie these guys want to convince themselves he is

https://twitter.com/GillianLazarus/status/1163450852310470656?s=19
Looking forward to the altars. There's a lot more bee symbology in Manchester than I last remembered, including icons and big statues, reminded me a bit of this:


Sounds like something that we can get involved in the blood of sacrifice to the forces of the workers.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ThomasPaine posted:

Lol sometimes I wish corbs was the terrifying super-tankie these guys want to convince themselves he is

https://twitter.com/GillianLazarus/status/1163450852310470656?s=19

Love 2 see libs working themselves up into a frothing rage over fantasies they're imagining in their head

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

If you had a 49.0/49.7 hard leave/hard remain referendum result, would you be credibly able to argue that it gave you any sort of mandate

Just don't tell us the numbers. Have the computer count it up then just put up a big yes or no on the screens at piccadilly, then scrub itself.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Borrovan posted:

That's exactly why I said before that neutrality is the most Remain-ey feasible policy for an actual party of Government. Do your best, then put it to the people and do whatever.

Saying beforehand "we'd totally campaign against it" is ridiculous, saying "we'd totally campaign for it" hands fubpees a bunch of ammo and removes the possibility of saying "welp we did our best looks like a good Brexit just isn't possible" later on

I'm warming to this

Labour can credibly claim they're not instigators of brexit, but trying to not only fix somebody else's mess, but also trying to keep the promises those wankers failed to keep--workable defence against brexit purists and such. I do hope all those hard remainers left themselves some excuse to turn toward corbyn as PM though, or they'll look a lot like spineless twats fighting for PM Spineless Twat

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

ThomasPaine posted:

Lol sometimes I wish corbs was the terrifying super-tankie these guys want to convince themselves he is

https://twitter.com/GillianLazarus/status/1163450852310470656?s=19

Can't wait to sacrifice unbelievers at my street corner Corbyn altar.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

an EEA/Norway thingy could, and would need to, be negotiated after brexit day. the withdrawal agreement is only about what the relationship is immediately after leaving the EU, the real work's supposed to be done after that. the agreement was consciously drawn up to leave most hard questions for later, so everyone could say it was a first step to their brexit end stage. For all the good that did

well, the backstop's in there but that's an exception. a formal customs union/single market deal would need to be negotiated after leaving, not before.

Completely agreed on that, so the first thing for a Corbyn government to do would have to be to sign a possibly slightly but not hugely different version to the current Chequers agreement - a Tory policy - which spells out the transition periods and the bits about Ireland, money and citizenship. Probably a strong Labour government would, due to its lack of red lines, be able to do better on those last 3 bits and get a better negotiating period as it would hint/state that its outcome would be EEA-like. But in that case Labour would certainly have to spell out its own end goals in general, if not explicit terms. How it can do that with a party currently split between leave and remain I don't know.

Plus, why would the EU consider Labour a trustworthy negotiating partner if it pledges to call a referendum between its own deal and full remain, and not to give any opinion on that matter. It just creates years more insecurity for the EU and is dependent on an outcome that may not be formally supported by the government they're negotiating with.

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In any case the actual policies that a fresh face might bring to Brussels won't interest the eurocrats, what they'll care about is the parliamentary mandate that underpins those policies. Corbyn with a fresh, dependably red parliament will get heard out. Corbyn as head of an avowedly temporary, five-party coalition of last resort to deliver another referendum and nothing more, won't.

Completely agreed, they might be willing to give the Unified Government of All Parties a few months, but absolutely conditional on either a) knowing what Labour's position would be for a new negotiating round and having confidence that Labour would actually win the majority needed to see it through or b) an immediate referendum on Chequers vs. Remain, with no more take-backsies after that.

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If you had a 49.0/49.7 hard leave/hard remain referendum result, would you be credibly able to argue that it gave you any sort of mandate

I dunno, 52-48 worked out pretty well for the Hard Brexit crowd. Ish. I have no idea.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

marktheando posted:

Ah yes, Stalin's famous unspun persona.

I mean, tbf, kinda? Friendly old Uncle Joe and all that

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Borrovan posted:

Seema Chandwani and Billy Hayes

Seem to remember that they look best from the candidate statements anyway, but that's the Momentum slate
e: & the Labour left kinda needs to keep presenting a united front in these things until the right learns that they cannot win, and we can go to actually picking candidates on their merit rather than having to check and double check which candidate in this socialist party is actually a socialist

e2: & since I seem to remember you posting something about Wales before: it's Shahien Taj for PCC if you happen to live in South Wales

Thanks - tiz done.
I'll go along with taking the views of lefties how to vote as I know none of these people and agree with your 'united front' sentiment. The person who it gives me greatest grief to vote for is Lansman but he's not in this lot.
Not see anything for the PCC voting yet!

UnquietDream
Jul 20, 2008

How strange that nobody sees the wonder in one another

Borrovan posted:


e2: & since I seem to remember you posting something about Wales before: it's Shahien Taj for PCC if you happen to live in South Wales

Yesssssssssss, re-messaging for anyone else in South Wales who skimmed past this the first time.

Full disclaimer: I'm involved in this campaign.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What do PCCs actually do because I'm pretty sure all mine does is hobnob with cop nobs and email me about it.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

feedmegin posted:

I mean, tbf, kinda? Friendly old Uncle Joe and all that

That persona is like the opposite of an unspun persona though? It's a carefully created propaganda thing that has nothing to do with the real Stalin.

If we are drawing up a list of Stalin and Corbyn comparisons the way they manage their public image is not one I would use.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


In more hilarious LibDem garbage, they have gone nuh-uh double downsies on the National Unity But Not With You thing:

quote:

Tom Brake, the Lib Dem Brexit spokesman, says that if Jeremy Corbyn really intends to do “everything necessary” to stop a no-deal Brexit, as he promised in his speech this morning, he must prove it. In a statement Brake said:

quote:

Jeremy Corbyn must now deliver and prove this is not just an empty promise. If he truly wants to stop a no-deal, he must accept that he must not be prescriptive about how we ensure that happens.

This is not about party leaders, but about stopping Boris Johnson from dragging us off the cliff-edge.

It is clear Jeremy Corbyn cannot command a majority in the House. He must do the right thing and confirm that if he cannot, he will support someone who can

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Further utter LMAO



Oh no, not the TRIBALISM!!! Where's my radical centre?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

marktheando posted:

If we are drawing up a list of Stalin and Corbyn comparisons the way they manage their public image is not one I would use.
Facial hair. Hat, sometimes.


That's all I got.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

marktheando posted:

That persona is like the opposite of an unspun persona though? It's a carefully created propaganda thing that has nothing to do with the real Stalin.

The persona being projected is of someone who is unspun, whatever the reality, was my take on it.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Guavanaut posted:

Facial hair. Hat, sometimes.


That's all I got.

Both to the left of Yvette Cooper.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

UnquietDream posted:

Yesssssssssss, re-messaging for anyone else in South Wales who skimmed past this the first time.

Full disclaimer: I'm involved in this campaign.

I've not seen anything about voting in this one? Has something been sent out? I've just searched my emails and found nothing.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Is there a way they can actually find out if anyone can command a majority, like a parliamentary process as opposed to a SPAD straw poll while they're on a smoke break?

UnquietDream
Jul 20, 2008

How strange that nobody sees the wonder in one another

OwlFancier posted:

What do PCCs actually do because I'm pretty sure all mine does is hobnob with cop nobs and email me about it.

Theoretically? Hold the police to account and implement/steer policy, for example one of the Plaid PCC's has supposedly started the (sorta) defacto decriminalisation of cannabis in North Wales: https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qvy4qd/this-is-de-facto-decriminalisation-welsh-police-chiefs-stance-on-weed

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

hey rarity! *secret DiS handshake*

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

UnquietDream posted:

Theoretically? Hold the police to account and implement/steer policy, for example one of the Plaid PCC's has supposedly started the (sorta) defacto decriminalisation of cannabis in North Wales: https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qvy4qd/this-is-de-facto-decriminalisation-welsh-police-chiefs-stance-on-weed
That and look at alternatives to run alongside policing, one of our Lab PCC candidates is looking as Glasgow style Violence Reduction Units as a better use of public order funds.

marktheando posted:

Both to the left of Yvette Cooper.
:hmmyes:

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Labour can't commit to backing remain over a deal they've negotiated before they negotiate it because then why would the EU make a good deal?

Labour also can't commit to backing its own deal over remain because they can't know what's going to be in such a deal. They know how they want to go about it, but not what they'll actually get from the EU.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Champix, despite making me feel seasick for an hour every morning and evening, works a loving blinder.
That's the stuff where you keep smoking and then one day you just get nothing from it? I used that to quit the second time and it stuck. Helps that I quit getting pissed too though, I have to admit :v:

UnquietDream
Jul 20, 2008

How strange that nobody sees the wonder in one another

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I've not seen anything about voting in this one? Has something been sent out? I've just searched my emails and found nothing.

It should have been part of your original Conference Arrangements Committee email list. Are you in any of the following areas?

Aberavon
Bridgend
Cardiff Central
Cardiff North
Cardiff South and Penarth
Cardiff West
Cynon Valley
Gower
Merthyr Tydfil and Rhymney
Neath
Ogmore
Pontypridd
Rhondda
Swansea East
Swansea West
Vale of Glamorgan

If yes, send me a message and I'll look into it. If not then it's because you're not in the area defined as South Wales electorally.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Tarnop posted:

Is there a way they can actually find out if anyone can command a majority, like a parliamentary process as opposed to a SPAD straw poll while they're on a smoke break?

Don't know how you could possibly find this out for sure without having a vote in parliament.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Pilchenstein posted:

That's the stuff where you keep smoking and then one day you just get nothing from it? I used that to quit the second time and it stuck. Helps that I quit getting pissed too though, I have to admit :v:

Yeah, it pretty much just burns off all your nicotine receptors. It's really weird to just suddenly not have this constant urge for a fag.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

ash sarkar in the mirror, what do we make of this? i generally trust her instincts tbh.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

gh0stpinballa posted:

ash sarkar in the mirror, what do we make of this? i generally trust her instincts tbh.

If you see ash sarkar in the mirror, you may, in fact, be ash sarkar. Worth checking out.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

UnquietDream posted:

It should have been part of your original Conference Arrangements Committee email list. Are you in any of the following areas?

Aberavon
Bridgend
Cardiff Central
Cardiff North
Cardiff South and Penarth
Cardiff West
Cynon Valley
Gower
Merthyr Tydfil and Rhymney
Neath
Ogmore
Pontypridd
Rhondda
Swansea East
Swansea West
Vale of Glamorgan

If yes, send me a message and I'll look into it. If not then it's because you're not in the area defined as South Wales electorally.

I'm further to the east than those but definitely South Wales geographically!

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

gh0stpinballa posted:

ash sarkar in the mirror, what do we make of this? i generally trust her instincts tbh.

Smart move by the mirror IMO. Anything Ash is involved in is better by virtue of Ash being involved in it.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

gh0stpinballa posted:

ash sarkar in the mirror, what do we make of this? i generally trust her instincts tbh.

What's she saying?

Still lolling at the idea of the national unity government expecting Corbyn to join the National Government but not lead it.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


namesake posted:

What's she saying?

Still lolling at the idea of the national unity government expecting Corbyn to join the National Government but not lead it.

All Boris' proposals aren't actual policies, they're there to activate and energise the curtain-twitching Tories in the shires and dog-whistle the racists to come out and support him for an election.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I like that the job of corbyn is not to achieve a majority, but to use his magic powers to give someone else a majority.

Like surely the onus is on someone else to drum up a majority rather than asking completely ineffectual nobody Jeremy Corbyn to hand them one?

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Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Ken Clarke or Harriet Harman or The Hat Man are acceptable to the LibDems. Those are therefore the only acceptable choices because the LibDems are the kingmakers. Obviously.

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