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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:a homeopathic drug dealer me: hey man do you got any crystal? my dealer: what u looking for quartz? rose quartz?
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:a homeopathic drug dealer Expanding the market by pouring a flask of heroine into the local river to bring the perfect homeopathic dose into every household of the city.
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Goons Are Great posted:Expanding the market by pouring a flask of heroine into the local river to bring the perfect homeopathic dose into every household of the city. How to activate the Potentials without all the fussy magic ritual. |
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xcheopis posted:How to activate the Potentials without all the fussy magic ritual. The "Balance Stone". You place it in the center of your chosen room for consumption, it will balance out your fluids and ensure that your latest mix of meth, heroine and crack will be just perfectly fit for you. Now available in a bundle with the "Extension Plate" that will prolong your trip to your desire if you're sitting on it during injection.
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Goons Are Great posted:The "Balance Stone". You place it in the center of your chosen room for consumption, it will balance out your fluids and ensure that your latest mix of meth, heroine and crack will be just perfectly fit for you. My joke is based on your misspelling of heroin and the potential slayers in Buffy. Sorry. Too obscure. |
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Aug 18, 2019 22:11
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Ah crap and I just used it as a steppingstone for some quasi magic stuff some stores sell Now I ruined both of them, I'm sorry  Yours was better though, only that I didn't get it and didn't realize the typo
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I'm trying to write a short story about the Impossible Whopper, a multidimensional slab of beef that ends world hunger. |
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SardonicTyrant posted:I'm trying to write a short story about the Impossible Whopper, a multidimensional slab of beef that ends world hunger. um, there is a thread specifically for this, right now.
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SardonicTyrant posted:I'm trying to write a short story about the Impossible Whopper, a multidimensional slab of beef that ends world hunger. Lol I'm trying to write one about the non-euclidean burger. That is not beef which may eternal lie/and with strange aeons even veggie burgs may fry.
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Aug 19, 2019 00:50
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oh man we had a really good thread long ago about olive gardens unlimited breadsticks, does anyone know how to find it 
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alnilam posted:oh man we had a really good thread long ago about olive gardens unlimited breadsticks, does anyone know how to find it dang that sound good nut fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Aug 19, 2019
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alnilam posted:oh man we had a really good thread long ago about olive gardens unlimited breadsticks, does anyone know how to find it https://www.somethingawful.com/news/olive-garden-letter/ ? |
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I 5get
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lol that's pretty good but no we had a thread here riffing on it, not sure if it came before or after that article
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Aug 19, 2019 01:05
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SA front page stuff is still generally pretty funny
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alnilam posted:lol that's pretty good but no we had a thread here riffing on it, not sure if it came before or after that article https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3793847&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 ? |
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no that's not it either  mYbe it was a series of jokes in another thread i DON'T know but in my memory it was beautiful
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it was like th efirst post was about how unlimited breadsticks violate the law of conservation of mass and it went from there i tried google and SA search and couldn't find it  maybe i'm from an alternate universe
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alnilam posted:no that's not it either Sorry. 
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it's okay in my reverie i also remembered the bed bath and beyond thread, now goldmined and also front-paged https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747304 https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/bath-beyond-coward/
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alnilam posted:SA front page stuff is still generally pretty funny sexyfacts4u is one of my top 5 authors, ever.
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Heather Papps posted:um, there is a thread specifically for this, right now. |
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SardonicTyrant posted:I thought that thread got closed? lol
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"tomgirl" Randy Savage
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Heather Papps posted:"tomgirl" Randy Savage "oooooooohhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo a spider!"
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Macho Ma'am Candy Savage |
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SardonicTyrant posted:Macho Ma'am Candy Savage SNAP INTO A NERD ROPE, MY SWEET DEAR SON
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Cold Stone Steve Austin with the patented Double Scoop |
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SardonicTyrant posted:Macho Ma'am Candy Savage A good drag name |
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Aug 19, 2019 20:11
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Finger Prince posted:A good drag name a good roller derby name
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SardonicTyrant posted:Cold Stone Steve Austin with the patented Double Scoop |
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lost my old email posted:Stone Cold Tea Austin It's pretty great that that is seriously the origin of his name. |
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Howdy Roddy Piper Andre the Very Large Guy The Funeral Home Director |
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Iron Shrek "Fackin' bullshit, Donkey!" |
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world's worst wheel of fortune player: i'd like to buy an umlaut, alex |
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Thingyman posted:world's worst wheel of fortune player: i'd like to buy an umlaut, alex Uh. That squiggly one. You know it looks like this! *Traces the shape in the air in front of me with mt finger* |
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