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this version is much better since drake is cancelled for being a child groomer
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This is a far superior version, but you don't have to take my word for it.
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:This is a far superior version, but you don't have to take my word for it. 
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I completely endorse Geordi LaForge instead of Drake.
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I skimmed r/historymemes: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HeartyGorgeousAmurminnow-mobile.mp4        
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I understand nothing about this, but somehow it's the most amusing thing I've seen in the past two days. The original video is funny too but no less confusing.
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Never imagined I'd see a meme from Almost Human.
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Trabant posted:I skimmed r/historymemes:
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this meme vastly oversimplifies the evolutionary and reproductive function of capsaicin! plants benefit from having their seeds spread over a wide area. fruiting plants take advantage of mobile animals to move their seeds; the most effective strategy is to have a desirable fruit with indigestible seeds, so that the animals eat the whole thing and then poop the seeds out intact somewhere else. you want to ensure that the seeds are not consumed by animals that seek them out specifically and tend to chew them up (e.g. rodents) and that they aren't somehow inactivated by the animal's digestive system. rodents and small mammals react the same way that we do to capsaicin, and with the chemical concentrated in the seeds, the plant ensures that its seeds are not destroyed by rodents. birds, however, don't seem to notice capsaicin, and do not have molars to grind up the seeds whole -- so they swallow them whole, fly away, and poop them out in a nitrogen-rich fertilized pile some distance away. with short digestive tracts and no way to stop themselves from pooping, birds don't tend to digest the seeds in the first place. finally, in the case that a larger animal manages to eat the pepper whole without being deterred by the capsaicin, the chemical's effect on the digestive system ensures that the seeds are redistributed before they have a chance to be seriously broken down. in the end the pepper absolutely wants to get eaten -- just on its own terms. i hope this has been educational Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 23:26 on Aug 19, 2019 |
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Sagebrush posted:
It was educational. I learned you are a huge loving nerd. 
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about spices
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Sagebrush posted:this meme vastly oversimplifies the evolutionary and reproductive function of capsaicin! plants benefit from having their seeds spread over a wide area. fruiting plants take advantage of mobile animals to move their seeds; the most effective strategy is to have a desirable fruit with indigestible seeds, so that the animals eat the whole thing and then poop the seeds out intact somewhere else. you want to ensure that the seeds are not consumed by animals that seek them out specifically and tend to chew them up (e.g. rodents) and that they aren't somehow inactivated by the animal's digestive system. rodents and small mammals react the same way that we do to capsaicin, and with the chemical concentrated in the seeds, the plant ensures that its seeds are not destroyed by rodents. birds, however, don't seem to notice capsaicin, and do not have molars to grind up the seeds whole -- so they swallow them whole, fly away, and poop them out in a nitrogen-rich fertilized pile some distance away. with short digestive tracts and no way to stop themselves from pooping, birds don't tend to digest the seeds in the first place. finally, in the case that a larger animal manages to eat the pepper whole without being deterred by the capsaicin, the chemical's effect on the digestive system ensures that the seeds are redistributed before they have a chance to be seriously broken down. in the end the pepper absolutely wants to get eaten -- just on its own terms. i liked it
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Sagebrush posted:i hope this has been educational I appreciate the biology lesson, you big dork  https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1162041509618675714
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Sagebrush posted:this meme vastly oversimplifies the evolutionary and reproductive function of capsaicin! plants benefit from having their seeds spread over a wide area. fruiting plants take advantage of mobile animals to move their seeds; the most effective strategy is to have a desirable fruit with indigestible seeds, so that the animals eat the whole thing and then poop the seeds out intact somewhere else. you want to ensure that the seeds are not consumed by animals that seek them out specifically and tend to chew them up (e.g. rodents) and that they aren't somehow inactivated by the animal's digestive system. rodents and small mammals react the same way that we do to capsaicin, and with the chemical concentrated in the seeds, the plant ensures that its seeds are not destroyed by rodents. birds, however, don't seem to notice capsaicin, and do not have molars to grind up the seeds whole -- so they swallow them whole, fly away, and poop them out in a nitrogen-rich fertilized pile some distance away. with short digestive tracts and no way to stop themselves from pooping, birds don't tend to digest the seeds in the first place. finally, in the case that a larger animal manages to eat the pepper whole without being deterred by the capsaicin, the chemical's effect on the digestive system ensures that the seeds are redistributed before they have a chance to be seriously broken down. in the end the pepper absolutely wants to get eaten -- just on its own terms. I just quoted you on my family's cooperative games discord server, you goof.
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How do ya do that, Rog?
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Sagebrush posted:i hope this has been educational I like your true and correct and helpful educational post. Thank you friend
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CPColin posted:How do ya do that, Rog? 
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How much penis is enough penis?
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bare bottom pancakes posted:I appreciate the biology lesson, you big dork Sharks generally aren't hostile to humans as long as there aren't buckets of chump floating around them, so not a bad meme
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Paladinus posted:How much penis is enough penis? Is there such a thing as enough penis? For a friend I mean I'm asking for a friend.
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Paladinus posted:How much penis is enough penis? It varys from person to person.
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drat, never seen a foot wide cookie
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Kheldarn posted:It varys from person to person. 
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Flavius Aetass posted:drat, never seen a foot wide cookie
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MizPiz posted:Sharks generally aren't hostile to humans as long as there aren't buckets of chump floating around them, so not a bad meme That's my secret, I'm always chump.
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Paladinus posted:How much penis is enough penis? There is never enough
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MizPiz posted:buckets of chump I told you the name of my Puddle of Mudd cover band in confidence
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MizPiz posted:Sharks generally aren't hostile to humans as long as there aren't buckets of chump floating around them, so not a bad meme Fair enough. You get out first.
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MizPiz posted:Sharks generally aren't hostile to humans as long as there aren't buckets of chump floating around them, so not a bad meme Anytime chummmmmmp.
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I've seen this one frequently and it always bugs me that they don't include what they think is a correct cookie, because all of those look pretty drat edible. Dickhole cookie included.
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bike tory posted:I've seen this one frequently and it always bugs me that they don't include what they think is a correct cookie, because all of those look pretty drat edible. Dickhole cookie included. Turn off you monitor 
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bike tory posted:I've seen this one frequently and it always bugs me that they don't include what they think is a correct cookie, because all of those look pretty drat edible. Dickhole cookie included. I could see that the too much flour or baking soda ones might not be the greatest, but too much sugar? Too much butter? No such thing in a cookie, sorry.
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MizPiz posted:Sharks generally aren't hostile to humans as long as there aren't buckets of chump floating around them, so not a bad meme You can fit into a bucket?
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