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Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Shut up Meg posted:

Which is worse: a govt on the other side of the world, or one where you live?

Thanks for the recommendation.

I've had one for a while but never used it for fear of having to explain what the unwrapped pills were to policeman, even if they were just paracetamol.


I'd rather have to explain to police why I'm carrying imodium and buscopan than be without them. :v: That said, they should be able to look it up online and confirm they're legit.

Page Snipe Tax:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/330...58-9ca02cd4de74
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32908579815.html?spm=a2g0o.cart.0.0.16ab3c00ivhXT0&mp=1
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/328...rchweb201603_60
Have some bees!

Nettle Soup fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Aug 16, 2019

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Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Nettle Soup posted:

I'd rather have to explain to police why I'm carrying imodium and buscopan than be without them. :v: That said, they should be able to look it up online and confirm they're legit.

Police only use the internet to join racist Facebook groups and plan Klan rallies

Also that Stalker shirt was legit and I've been loving mine for the last month. Got silk screened Stalker and Solaris posters too because I'm a large child with a child's standards for interior decorating

Kierena
Oct 15, 2010
my froggy came in the mail! Picture sucks because my phone camera wouldn’t focus on the pin lol. I got another one that is really awesome and Trippy to go with it!

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
i collect heart-shaped pins, found these looking for twin peaks stuff





yeah i bought em. will update when they get here

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:



👁👁

well I'm sold on THOSE lashes!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Hug in a Can posted:



👁👁

well I'm sold on THOSE lashes!

/flutters lashes, dates toupee flies off

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Whats wrong with em?

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
It’s not fair when comments match those you’ve received on first dates.

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

Charles Bukowski posted:

Whats wrong with em?

I just thought that the picture was funny, because usually people's eyes aren't that close together! :)

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I put this on my wishlist the first time I saw it in this thread, and now it's no longer available. :/ You got the last one! :argh:

Yes, there might be other sellers, but I can't be arsed to look for them. When I clicked "See similar products" on this pin and got, like, USB cables and poo poo, I gave up.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Hirayuki posted:

I put this on my wishlist the first time I saw it in this thread, and now it's no longer available. :/ You got the last one! :argh:

Yes, there might be other sellers, but I can't be arsed to look for them. When I clicked "See similar products" on this pin and got, like, USB cables and poo poo, I gave up.

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/cNreWZqY

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

MarcusSA posted:

A guy at work has one of these for an emergency $20. It’s not a bad idea really.

“I’m not a coke addict I swear! Check this out”
rolled-up $20 falls out, everyone starts hootin and hollerin

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


theflyingexecutive posted:

“I’m not a coke addict I swear! Check this out”
rolled-up $20 falls out, everyone starts hootin and hollerin

You never have some emergency money in your car etc?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


:tipshat: I'll be buying this today--thanks!

eta: I was removing the original from my wishlist when I noticed it was listed as 28% off with 15 days remaining--but it's no longer available. Oh, Ali, you are full of secrets.

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

Pin of Homer choking a Bart penis?
:nws: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32991849732.html

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I don't use patches, either, but:

US $5.99 | Prajna UFO Patches Rainbow Alien Space Style Iron On Patch For Clothing Letter Stripe On Clothes Decoration DIY
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/FXiyfRi

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Hirayuki posted:

I don't use patches, either, but:

US $5.99 | Prajna UFO Patches Rainbow Alien Space Style Iron On Patch For Clothing Letter Stripe On Clothes Decoration DIY
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/FXiyfRi

It says the item is no longer available, but you can find that patch here. Cheaper, too.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

theflyingexecutive posted:

“I’m not a coke addict I swear! Check this out”
rolled-up $20 falls out, everyone starts hootin and hollerin

I think, once drugs enter the picture, you are legally dealing with a ruckus.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

It says the item is no longer available, but you can find that patch here. Cheaper, too.
Thanks! It actually came up as a freebie today--that's how I found it.

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

Hirayuki posted:

I put this on my wishlist the first time I saw it in this thread, and now it's no longer available. :/ You got the last one! :argh:

Yes, there might be other sellers, but I can't be arsed to look for them. When I clicked "See similar products" on this pin and got, like, USB cables and poo poo, I gave up.
:same:
I always add a bunch of stuff to my cart, then look at it a month later, remove half of it, and place a bulk order for the rest.



Thanks.

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
Gave myself $25 to blow on fake LEGO that should show up in 6 weeks for my birthday, got a Hogwarts piece that my wife can take into work for the kids after i'm done with it. Seems like as long as it's tied to a real set # the quality is really good, but I did see some actual knock-off building blocks that are clearly poo poo and not compatible.

Also got a bunch of random crap, finally ordered those C&H pins, a 4 star dragonball pin, got my wife some cute earrings that were all under a dollar, a totally-made-by-an-algorithm Discworld iphone case, and a scent proof bag to store all of my weed stuff in that had pretty decent pictures and reviews.

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

charity rereg posted:

Gave myself $25 to blow on fake LEGO that should show up in 6 weeks for my birthday, got a Hogwarts piece that my wife can take into work for the kids after i'm done with it. Seems like as long as it's tied to a real set # the quality is really good, but I did see some actual knock-off building blocks that are clearly poo poo and not compatible.

Also got a bunch of random crap, finally ordered those C&H pins, a 4 star dragonball pin, got my wife some cute earrings that were all under a dollar, a totally-made-by-an-algorithm Discworld iphone case, and a scent proof bag to store all of my weed stuff in that had pretty decent pictures and reviews.

Discworld link please?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Do you want your rear end to look bigger?


Women Butt Lifter Shaper Underwear Lingerie Briefs Fake rear end Hip Padded Lingerie Butt Enhancer Panties Push Up Seamless Underwear?


No, bigger. Way bigger. I want my rear end to warp time and space.






Yeah, that's the ticket! That's the milkshake that will bring all the boys to the yard. Also all the eldritch horrors.

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

Facebook Aunt posted:

Do you want your rear end to look bigger?


Women Butt Lifter Shaper Underwear Lingerie Briefs Fake rear end Hip Padded Lingerie Butt Enhancer Panties Push Up Seamless Underwear?


No, bigger. Way bigger. I want my rear end to warp time and space.






Yeah, that's the ticket! That's the milkshake that will bring all the boys to the yard. Also all the eldritch horrors.

unironically looking this up for the newbie drag queens in my life

e: nevermind I'm buying this one, it's more high tech

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!

Snowmankilla posted:

Discworld link please?

Hopefully this links to the results - they have different listings for each phone type. If not follow my link and then just find the rest: https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesal...witch_new_app=y

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1000007836717.html

edit: I got the going postal one. they're all clearly just "jpg fed into phone case generator" but at least that one came out pretty centered and has decent art, plus my wife loves that one specifically.

bus hustler fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Aug 19, 2019

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Hug in a Can posted:

unironically looking this up for the newbie drag queens in my life

e: nevermind I'm buying this one, it's more high tech


I always wanted a tacticlol rear end

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I wonder if those things might make long haul flights more comfortable...

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Hug in a Can posted:

e: nevermind I'm buying this one, it's more high tech


...link? :shobon:

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bcPwLV1q

It's a little more expensive than the competition, but you do you! Get your booty shorts on!
There are good before and after shots in the reviews- I think they're really flattering, all jokes rear end-ide :v:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I had a motorcycle jacket that probably had less armour than those shorts.

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

Trabant posted:

I had a motorcycle jacket that probably had less armour than those shorts.

performing femininity is more hardcore than road rash. suffering for fashion is some metal poo poo!
can you still walk without pain fron heels and still breathe bc you're not wearing shapewear and corsetry? is your vision obscured by eyelashes that would make a Muppet blush? can people no longer smell fear on you because you smell too much like peonies?!?!

METAL N GIRLY poo poo ✨:black101:✨ (puts on pointy nails and kills a small invasive species with it)

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Hug in a Can posted:

unironically looking this up for the newbie drag queens in my life

e: nevermind I'm buying this one, it's more high tech


I don't see no mushroom cloud, these things are worthless!

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!
Anyone feel like taking a risk for our amusement?

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bPohSsXQ

Not just AliExpress SCUBA gear, discount AliExpress SCUBA gear!

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



BCD on Ali stands for Brings Certain Demise.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Still prolly drown in my tub somehow.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Kerbtree posted:

Anyone feel like taking a risk for our amusement?

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bPohSsXQ

Not just AliExpress SCUBA gear, discount AliExpress SCUBA gear!

That’s not really SCUBA gear and if you die wearing it... yeah you’ll probably die just getting in the water.

That’s not really too cheap though they aren’t much more expensive on Amazon.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Buying pads is for suckers, if your drag rear end ain't made of couch cushions and an electric turkey carving knife you are not. doing. drag.

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

angerbeet posted:

Buying pads is for suckers, if your drag rear end ain't made of couch cushions and an electric turkey carving knife you are not. doing. drag.

I tried explaining this to the middle aged moms in attendance but they wouldn't listen. :( "but it's not shaped like a couch!" exactly, Janet, that's why they're PROS!
but booty shorts are easier to pack :)

cyberbug
Sep 30, 2004

The name is Carl Seltz...
insurance inspector.

Kerbtree posted:

Anyone feel like taking a risk for our amusement?

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bPohSsXQ

Not just AliExpress SCUBA gear, discount AliExpress SCUBA gear!
Ordered! That's a cheap price just for seeing the expressions of my diving club's members when I turn up in alien android cosplay.

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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Hug in a Can posted:

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bcPwLV1q

It's a little more expensive than the competition, but you do you! Get your booty shorts on!
There are good before and after shots in the reviews- I think they're really flattering, all jokes rear end-ide :v:

"02 - meat color"

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