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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Samovar posted:

It's actually to make sure that people sleeping rough are forced to be out on the streets rather than in a place with a roof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rxWPEdYCnI

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Hang on
Step 1) kick the wall a bunch to kick off a spray
Step 2) leave for 20 minutes
Step 3) come back for sex in a freshly cleaned stall

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Wales is awesome, why wouldn't you want to go there, klaxon water-spraying sex toilet or no?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


New Zealanders warned about the consumption of 'sexy pavement lichen'

First world problems?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Dubious boner giving lichen?!
Cumshrooms are where it's at!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



PHARMACISTS hate this ONE WEIRD TRICK

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe
An aquarium accident may have given this crayfish the DNA to take over the world

I can't help but picture a crayfish getting superpowers from radiation.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Telemaze posted:

An aquarium accident may have given this crayfish the DNA to take over the world

I can't help but picture a crayfish getting superpowers from radiation.



Ganimes...

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

I appreciate the confidence they had in the public to pronounce Amoeba.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Thus is the duality of tacos.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The taco giveth, and the taco taketh away.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Assuming they were the crunchy kind that sounds like a really bad idea for a food eating competition

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

In conclusion, tacos are a land of contrasts.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Now I am become Taco, the destroyer of worlds

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Taco me, taco me once, save my life
Tacos me... You can't be tacoed again.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



"Well here it comes
Here comes the Taco" (Taco Morrison)

"I'm waiting for my Taco-man" (Lou Tacoeed)

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Aug 19, 2019

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

So did the guy win?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

So did the guy win?

Is it worse if they posthumously award his family with the trophy he died because of, or if he gets nothing? What if they get a years worth of free tacos?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I feel like you should win by default if you die during an eating contest. Like, you other people may have eaten more, but nobody's eating harder than you.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Captain Hygiene posted:

I feel like you should win by default if you die during an eating contest. Like, you other people may have eaten more, but nobody's eating harder than you.

Maybe people are just better at eating harder. You come in with your weak constitution and under-trained eating skills only to get wrecked by people who were born to the life rather than the moths that are drawn to flame that is the glory of becoming an eating champion.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Inceltown posted:

Maybe people are just better at eating harder. You come in with your weak constitution and under-trained eating skills only to get wrecked by people who were born to the life rather than the moths that are drawn to flame that is the glory of becoming an eating champion.

drat dude no need to bring MisterBibs into this.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Porsche Type 64 auction ends in boos after blunder at RM Sotheby's auction in California

quote:

The auction of a Nazi-era sports car designed by Ferdinand Porsche ended in boos after confusion caused by the auctioneer's accent saw a $US17 million bid registered as $US70 million.

In front of a packed room at the annual RM Sotheby's auction in Monterey, California, auctioneer Maarten ten Holder announced the opening bid at $US13 million. However, it was misunderstood as $US30 million and that number was displayed on large screens in the room.

As the bidding moved to $US14 million, the screen changed to $US40 million. With more gasps and cheers from members of the audience, the trend continued until the screen showed $US70 million, and Mr ten Holder realised the mistake.

Amid booing from people in the audience, the auction was terminated after the bidding failed to reach the reserve.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Parade Magazine, 4 Jan 1987

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Pastry of the Year posted:

Parade Magazine, 4 Jan 1987



The original Trump Tweet.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sir Lemming posted:

The original Trump Tweet.

:trumppop:

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
https://twitter.com/kilnfiendpotter/status/1163925179249987585?s=21

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Yea, that's the town of Insjön, northern desolate Sweden. Shits boring and cold, can't blame them for trying something fun. They deserve it.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Like, each word I read, I'm figuring surely the next word will make it make more sense. And then it just keeps happening

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
How many sex pigs though

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
Floridaman at it again...



https://www.wfla.com/news/highlands-county/sebring-man-arrested-for-botching-castration-on-victim-he-met-on-dark-web-deputies-say/


:barf:



What the hell is wrong with people’s fetishes?!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TaraCopp/status/1163990826789298176

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

Harvey Keitel is from Florida huh??

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That's hosed up. That there is a county named highland in florida

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's hosed up. That there is a county named highland in florida

lol it doesn’t even have a top ten high point for peninsular Florida

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Quick! You have to make sure your grandma and grandpa get together at the senior prom, Marty!

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Cartoon Man posted:


What the hell is wrong with people’s fetishes?!

As much as I'd like to blame the internet, if I've noticed anything from Victorian era porn, there's always been some messed up fetishes people are into.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
https://twitter.com/7NewsAdelaide/status/1164101741995933696

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Should have been Steele Testicles instead.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Too bad his mom was holding him by the balls when dipping him in the river.

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