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is your wrath barely constrained? is your every waking moment bent on carving a path of blood and demise across every inch of the biosphere? do you define your life by your ability to end the lives of others? has all color drained from your vision to be replaced by images of forest creatures expelling their terminal breaths into the foggy morning air? look no further, your dream home is here!         palate cleanser: 
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I assume that piano’s white keys are made of real ivory.
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If you carefully explained to me that that house was located in the middle of a fictional area of actual Africa called "Africaland" which served as a theme park specifically made to make fun of theme parks I'd still say you overdid it a bit. Edit: If you're gonna bowhunt shoot recurve, coward.
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Are those tree bark drawer fronts?
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this is not the first trumpy bear i've found in a listing different house, from the elemental plane of early 90's. normally i skip past empty/unstaged houses but drat       Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Aug 20, 2019 |
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Aug 20, 2019 01:24
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luxury handset posted:is your wrath barely constrained? is your every waking moment bent on carving a path of blood and demise across every inch of the biosphere? do you define your life by your ability to end the lives of others? has all color drained from your vision to be replaced by images of forest creatures expelling their terminal breaths into the foggy morning air? look no further, your dream home is here! I assume the owners of that cabin hunt people for sport and have a room full of human heads in jars. Somewhere, Gary Busey is perpetually telling a story about killing his childhood dog.
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Aug 20, 2019 02:30
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I see that 90s time capsule and raise you a mansion stuck in 1984.       
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Maybe it's just because I'm the exact same age as that house, but drat that decor kind of rules?
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Aug 20, 2019 03:26
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I'm sure I'd get sick of living there over time but it looks loving rad.
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Aug 20, 2019 03:33
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it is stomach turning but that would be a fine weekend rental if you intended to throw a party with a lot of music and intoxicants
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Aug 20, 2019 03:34
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Yeah I'm wondering why some of those places don't just become destination AirBnB's.
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Sirotan posted:Maybe it's just because I'm the exact same age as that house, but drat that decor kind of rules? I agree, I dig it way more than the seas of beige that were to come in the following decade. If I was a rich person who liked entertaining and cocaine I'd be all over this house. FilthyImp posted:Yeah I'm wondering why some of those places don't just become destination AirBnB's.
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Here are the true visionaries; BeamtesterJ was just another Johnny-come-lately
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Bad Munki posted:Here are the true visionaries; BeamtesterJ was just another Johnny-come-lately Too much sunlight and no structural beams were broken in the installation of that tub. 5/10
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"janice, our dramatic dual staircase foyer is too narrow to fit a baby grand piano" "henry, i've got the perfect solution!"  bonus:  
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When did pictures of ships replace foxhunt scenes as the default fancy interior?
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I swear that when I expanded the timg that I saw something move in this one. 
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Youth Decay posted:I see that 90s time capsule and raise you a mansion stuck in 1984. This is so  , I want to hold a weekend-long party there with enough blow to kill Tony Montana 
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I swear that when I expanded the timg that I saw something move in this one. The spherical creature with teeth?
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barbecue at the folks posted:This is so Exactly my first thought, too. I can practically see Elvira on that balcony in the first image.
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I swear to god, if I ever become rich enough to do so, I'm going to buy a mansion and put a baby grand in every goddamn room. Just fuckin' all of them.
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Bees on Wheat posted:I swear to god, if I ever become rich enough to do so, I'm going to buy a mansion and put a baby grand in every goddamn room. Just fuckin' all of them. 
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On this page I learned HDR does super not work with all beige/brown tones.
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Better have a piano at the bottom of that piano pool. 
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Bees on Wheat posted:Better have a piano at the bottom of that piano pool.
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Enchanted Hat posted:What about a giant Moooi horse lamp? They have a few of these at the Concorde Room at Heathrow T5.
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gschmidl posted:On this page I learned HDR does super not work with all beige/brown tones. Real estate photographers should not be allowed to use HDR at all
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luxury handset posted:is your wrath barely constrained? is your every waking moment bent on carving a path of blood and demise across every inch of the biosphere? do you define your life by your ability to end the lives of others? has all color drained from your vision to be replaced by images of forest creatures expelling their terminal breaths into the foggy morning air? look no further, your dream home is here! WE DONT CALL 911
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Youth Decay posted:I see that 90s time capsule and raise you a mansion stuck in 1984. Youth Decay posted:I see that 90s time capsule and raise you a mansion stuck in 1984. My take is: rooms that big with standard height ceilings look universally awful and wrong.
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I've never quite seen a vacuum pattern in the carpet that illustrates exactly where everyone walks in that room so definitively.
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My house costs $800,000.00 and I cannot watch TV because my 36" CRT faces a giant curtain-less window instead of the sofa
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The Bloop posted:My house costs $800,000.00 and I cannot watch TV because my 36" CRT faces a giant curtain-less window instead of the sofa Finally, a way to work on my tan while also watching tv.
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Says they don't call 911 but actually do. Says they call 911 but actually don't.
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can you find a classier place to poo poo? i dont think you can also note the orientation of the toilet to the door which i have never seen before and which is, horrifying 
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luxury handset posted:can you find a classier place to poo poo? i dont think you can For a second I thought that wallpaper pattern was tiny Torgo heads
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Antivehicular posted:For a second I thought that wallpaper pattern was tiny Torgo heads god that would own
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Youth Decay posted:The suburbs of Canton, OH are not exactly a "destination". Not with that attitude.
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FoldableHuman posted:Not with that attitude. I've heard such good things about this "Cantonese cuisine"
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