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conor gave up his back to nate diaz once and his head turned purple like a grape and was the best thing ever
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 01:28 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:45 |
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I just watched McGregor Holloway and Max got absolutely tuned up before he got taken down by Irish wrestling. Did one of them suffer a grotesque knee injury?
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 01:44 |
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When Demian Maia was on his tear he was pulling half guard and sweeping people but he had a couple sweeps from mount too.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 02:10 |
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:I just watched McGregor Holloway and Max got absolutely tuned up before he got taken down by Irish wrestling. Did one of them suffer a grotesque knee injury? Max broke his foot and Conor tore up his knee
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 03:48 |
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Stealth Tiger posted:When Demian Maia was on his tear he was pulling half guard and sweeping people but he had a couple sweeps from mount too. https://youtu.be/qu_ulU7nE-0
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:22 |
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didnt olynik hit an Ezekiel choke from bottom mount?
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:28 |
Eat This Glob posted:didnt olynik hit an Ezekiel choke from bottom mount? Twice in the UFC and probably a bunch of other times too.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:35 |
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then yeah, definitely the beat way to escape mount
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:38 |
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Jesus. I should try that in BJJ.
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 00:40 |
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FRoTZXOgmgA Another good way to get out of mount
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 01:05 |
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Is there anyone in the top ten of one of the UFC's men's divisions 145 pounds and higher who wouldn't have won the UFC 1 tournament without breaking a sweat? I was watching some old UFC the other day while drinking with friends and the level of skill on display was almost universally garbage. poo poo has come a loooong way.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 01:32 |
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Memento posted:Is there anyone in the top ten of one of the UFC's men's divisions 145 pounds and higher who wouldn't have won the UFC 1 tournament without breaking a sweat? I was watching some old UFC the other day while drinking with friends and the level of skill on display was almost universally garbage. poo poo has come a loooong way. would any current world ranked 145ers lose to a 'prime' royce gracie?
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 02:49 |
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Marching Powder posted:would any current world ranked 145ers lose to a 'prime' royce gracie? ryan hall is my personal barometer for eh kinda good 145er and im pretty sure he would have annihilated 1993 royce
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:36 |
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An unranked flyweight would breeze through UFC 1
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 06:23 |
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How would an unranked flyweight fare against a fully roided out mark coleman circa 1996? Could mighty mouse today handle a prime Dan Severn?
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 13:20 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:How would an unranked flyweight fare against a fully roided out mark coleman circa 1996? Could mighty mouse today handle a prime Dan Severn? If they were smart they could dance around and jab, exhausting the larger men, before going in for since sort of choke submission.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:52 |
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1996 mark coleman with headbutts would be world champion today
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 18:56 |
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Foul Fowl posted:1996 mark coleman with headbutts would be world champion today still undefeated at ikea e: google isn't turning up anything but ikea news when I look up "mark Coleman ikea" anyone have that story saved? i was hoping to read it for old times sake
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 20:04 |
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I've never heard it but I expect the worse. Also headbutts in the UFC are overrated. They were used effectively only a few times, and were never the superweapon people think they were.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 20:11 |
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Eat This Glob posted:still undefeated at ikea found it. good as it ever was Lemme tell you a true story. Back in early 2004, I was impersonating Wes Sims for a few months as part of a bet. So me and The Hammer, we're going to Ikea, cause he needs to buy a chair, right? Nothing fancy, just a simple office chair with good lumbar support, cause he'd hurt his back a little fighting Fedor. So we're in Ikea, looking through all the Bjorns and Karls and Fingords and whatever the gently caress else they call the loving furniture, and Coleman's hopping in and out of the little display models, stretching and going "UUUURGH" and all "I don't like this one, these arms are gonna piss me off if I buy this and stuff". Eventually we settle on one, I forget which, and we go looking for a member of staff. We find one, pimply little motherfucker, and he's all "Uh I'll need to go get a forklift driver cause it's kinda heavy" and, well, Mark is obviously a strong dude and we don't wanna wait cause we gotta go get our Swedish Meatball on, so we go with this dude to the warehouse, and we're gonna carry the chair ourselves, y'know? And that's when it goes bad. Somewhere on the other side of the warehouse, some numbnuts drops something, BANG, just like that. And Mark lets instinct take over. First victim is the pimply kid, cause I'd gotten used to Coleman by this point and got a pallet jack between me and him as soon as I heard the bang. The kid, obviously not too wise on his PRIDE, takes it like a sandbag, straight down, his head hitting the concrete floor like a canteloupe. Pretty grody. Mark realises what he's done, and obviously he's pretty stressed, and for some hosed up reason there's, like, sixty display chairs and tables set up in the warehouse, must be about to be taken out to the shop floor for a display, except he doesn't see that, he just sees a forest of legs, all of them in pairs. It was like watching a bull slew through a bunch of paraplegics, I tell you. He's just BAM, double leg, BAM, double leg, BAM, double leg, shouting and bellowing the whole way. He gasses after his first five or six, but keeps BAM double legging them, for a whole twenty minutes. Last thing I remember of that godawful carnage, as I booked it out of a back door and the cops arrive, is a mental image, startling in its clarity still, of Mark Coleman doing the whizzer on a BERTIL, his face as orange as Hell's own glow. It took a few cops to bring him in, of course. Eventually one of them made sergeant by screaming "THIS IS K-1 RULES!" in his face and cuffing him while he was confused. The trial was called off when the jury all got mysteriously injured a few days before, and the judge didn't post his arm correctly and dislocated his elbow. The only reporter foolhardy enough to try and cover the story got as far as "Noted cage fighter Mark "The Hammer"" before getting double-legged right through his own desk. As for me? Well, I won my bet. Easiest sixteen bucks I ever made.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 20:18 |
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yesssssss! thanks lobster! lmao I forgot it started so, so perfectly too
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 20:37 |
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I can't remember who the "I" is of this. lol at it anyway.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 20:55 |
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p sure it, like most of the great posts on this subforum, is from dunc
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 21:11 |
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A true loss for us all.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 21:33 |
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Count Roland posted:I've never heard it but I expect the worse. The cheating GOAT Jon "Roids" Bones used to headbutt with his chin into his opponents' stomachs.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 23:43 |
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LobsterMobster posted:found it. good as it ever was Thank you, this is a treasure.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 23:48 |
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LobsterMobster posted:found it. good as it ever was Oh my loving God this is amazing
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 00:28 |
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Eat This Glob posted:yesssssss! thanks lobster! lmao I forgot it started so, so perfectly too Yeah its sole flaw is that you can’t improve on the impersonating Wes sims joke so it’s technically downhill from there
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 00:41 |
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SA Forums Poster posted:The cheating GOAT Jon "Roids" Bones used to headbutt with his chin into his opponents' stomachs. That was cool and good, though I think the red told him to stop.
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 13:40 |
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DeimosRising posted:Yeah its sole flaw is that you can’t improve on the impersonating Wes sims joke so it’s technically downhill from there the high note for me was "doing the whizzer to a BERTL" jumping right into the cop confusing him with the K1 rules. The whole thing is a goddamn symphony and i forgot the sims thing until he reminds you at the end and you go back to read it again. *kisses fingers*
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 23:43 |
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has anyone ever won a fight with a big ol wind up punch?
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 01:45 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:has anyone ever won a fight with a big ol wind up punch? Uh yes https://twitter.com/mmaxgifs/status/485440543514984450?lang=en
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 01:54 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:has anyone ever won a fight with a big ol wind up punch? https://youtube.com/watch?v=tJp9BePVXqU
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 09:42 |
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Is it true that Wanderlei Silva shattered Gilbert Yvel steel cup in their Pride fight? My one friend brings it up every time someone gets leg kicked in the balls.
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 13:10 |
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Digital Jedi posted:Is it true that Wanderlei Silva shattered Gilbert Yvel steel cup in their Pride fight? Let's go with no just to antagonize your friend.
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 13:41 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:has anyone ever won a fight with a big ol wind up punch?
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 01:55 |
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CommonShore posted:Let's go with no just to antagonize your friend. I know someone had one break and pinch his ballsack. I want to say one of the nogs?
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 05:45 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:has anyone ever won a fight with a big ol wind up punch? https://i.imgur.com/AaE0MQZ.gifv
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 05:49 |
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That's it. That's The Wind-up Punch. I didn't notice before that huge exaggerated step he did. Also, that blow while Bisping was on the ground isn't as fun as it used to be: blows that so clearly damage the brain I find hard to watch these days.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 13:39 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:45 |
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Count Roland posted:That's it. That's The Wind-up Punch. The huge exaggerated step is actually an inside leg kick and one of Dan’s setups for the BRH.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:04 |