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Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

punchymcpunch posted:

holy poo poo falun gong is BACK BABY YES

i totally did not see this twist comin

falun gong doing the trump pivot is the most new york thing ever

sorry for the crappy snipe :(

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Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


Al! posted:

i wonder how many screaming arguments leading to divorce have been captured on those things

at least as many as there are ones of the husband using the footage to "gotcha" his partner re: the minute specifics of their conversations/argumentative history.

"You always say that!"
"I do not!"
"OH yeah!?"

*goes to retrieve livingrm-vidlog #11135*

Narrator: She was gone by the time he returned

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

well theres something i didnt need to know. internet celebrities, man. makin millions.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Origami Dali posted:

what kind of topsy turvy world is it where you cant even rub one out on your parents couch at 2am without being surveilled

horny is now prohibited everywhere

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

i mean it's gotta be a conscious slight on eric at this point yeah?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163812000180387840?s=19

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


drat i'm so glad i found out that pewdiepie got married..... drat

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

hungry for crepes n poo poo posted:

She travels with big daddy to keep him from choking on his own tongue. Jared is stored in a closet until they need him for a photo op

she's the only one who knows how to make the hair

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


That didn't really answer any questions

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trump does have good energy

that is true

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

f#a# posted:

i mean it's gotta be a conscious slight on eric at this point yeah?

trump showed up briefly for the birth but saw that eric wasn't wearing a suit

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

healthcare data inowlrabikiry

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the issue that is stopping me from getting health care is that my data isn’t portable

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Apraxin posted:

wow, very convincing
lol looking at life insurance quotes for someone his age, once in office he has a 27% chance of dying in his first term and if he won his second term 50% he dies during the course of his presidency

and that doesn't even take into account the parts of him that are obviously falling off already

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

f#a# posted:

i mean it's gotta be a conscious

Gonna stop you right there, friend

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
I just can't imagine being a kid in that environment, knowing at any given time my dad could be showing work people live video on his phone of me at home. like, is that what super religious Calvinists or whatever felt like?

also, he knew how often the washer/dryer ran because that also was wired into an app.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
our Country, The Enemy of the People

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1163812964949843968?s=20
Mods rename me fur suit war crimes

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

Mustached Demon posted:

That didn't really answer any questions

dude they are catalysts for interoperable health care data and women landlords


DUH!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Mustached Demon posted:

That didn't really answer any questions

gently caress you

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

fosborb posted:

I just can't imagine being a kid in that environment, knowing at any given time my dad could be showing work people live video on his phone of me at home. like, is that what super religious Calvinists or whatever felt like?

also, he knew how often the washer/dryer ran because that also was wired into an app.

lol, hyped for more elf on the shelf action that should start up in about a week or so

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/1163810528805969920?s=20

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Saint_Rukus posted:

dude they are catalysts for interoperable health care data and women landlords


DUH!

Women landlords: still out to take as much money from you as possible

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
And their names shall be Death, War, Famine and Inaccurate Crowd Size Reporting

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Flavius Aetass posted:

gently caress carolina trump

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
lol

https://www.northjersey.com/story/n...urd/2049994001/

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Flavius Aetass posted:

wait hold on, hoverboards?

yeah it got me too but they mean those things segway kind of things no handles and two wheels that are not really boards and don't hover

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Spergin Morlock posted:

Cross posting from the china thread because lmao.

i have q level clearance in heaven and can report, its all true

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Lol

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

trumnp is like the dude in memento

trump should get some tattoos

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


ant they're all gonna vote TTBMP

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

fosborb posted:

I just can't imagine being a kid in that environment, knowing at any given time my dad could be showing work people live video on his phone of me at home. like, is that what super religious Calvinists or whatever felt like?

also, he knew how often the washer/dryer ran because that also was wired into an app.

the creepy weirdos probably wanna record their kids gently caress, and then accuse their kids of loving with video evidence, and then some comcast rep saves it for personal use?

????

many sides

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Flavius Aetass posted:

gently caress carolina trump

what3words getting real

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

didnt this like come up exactly about a week ago or yesterday or something?

like why does chris cillizza have loving 6 fig job

why is he even still alive? gently caress that rear end in a top hat

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

FAUXTON posted:

no

this isn't anything in national news and it won't be in national news, this is more an acab/wages of sin thing.

FAUXTON had someone put to death

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

recording kids loving isnligerally a felony lmao

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lmao go pick up some McDonald's for your fat daddy, bitch

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

healthcare data inowlrabikiry

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/sherryrehman/status/1163710861032251392?s=20

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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
falun dong

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