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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
It kind of owns that James Bond villains are real. Sucks that in addition to owning cool rear end island lairs they're also a pedophile cult that is going to sacrifice all of humanity so they can have child sex slaves in their rape bunkers.

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Jesus christ :yikes: at the new filings

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Epstein signed a new will 2 days before he died

https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/2059118001

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

FAUXTON posted:

BREAK MY NECK INTO PIECES

I MISS MY RAPE RESORT

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

NO FOUL PLAY I JUST DID IT BY KNEELING

Lmao

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

im having trouble coping with all of this content

remote control carnivore
May 7, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

Jesus christ :yikes: at the new filings

:justpost:

dox
Mar 4, 2006
https://www.scribd.com/document/422423833/Jeffrey-Epstein-will

signed on august 8th

577 mil, given all to his brother

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

gotta say that (not) dead man has a terrible, terrible signature

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Peacoffee posted:

Wasn't Robert Maxwell the guy who "disappeared" off the deck of his yacht and was found dead after years of supposedly working with MI6?

Yeah lol

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



The Saucer Hovers posted:

gotta say that (not) dead man has a terrible, terrible signature

scribble signatures like that aren't uncommon but they still gotta actually match

https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1163644611581136897

you can see some of epstein's 2008 scribbles further down the thread and they're both immediately and obviously different from the signature on the will

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

dox posted:

https://www.scribd.com/document/422423833/Jeffrey-Epstein-will

signed on august 8th

577 mil, given all to his brother

Lmaooooooo

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




that looks like a signature someone who tried to remember the steps to draw the real one would make

"ok, up wave, down wave, do a loop, pointy bit out to the right"

hahahahahahahahahaha crackpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



pancake rabbit posted:

that looks like a signature someone who tried to remember the steps to draw the real one would make

"ok, up wave, down wave, do a loop, pointy bit out to the right"

hahahahahahahahahaha crackpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

it takes literally two seconds to look at his signature and realize that his handwriting - even his weird glyph-signature - is still overwhelmingly cursive before you, the expert handwriting forger, make the first stroke strongly swing up and to the left

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
lol watch it turn out that his brother hamfistedly arranged his murder to collect his fortune, with no deep state / pedo cabal / Clinton crime family involvement

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005


different gerry ford, not the former president.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

dox posted:

https://www.scribd.com/document/422423833/Jeffrey-Epstein-will

signed on august 8th

577 mil, given all to his brother

He also owned some of the child prostitution locations. And ran a fake "modeling" agency for young attractive women. Good buddies with the french modeling agent that was sending kids to Epstein.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Epstein doesn't have a brother

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
everyone in the Cabal is his brother

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Calibanibal posted:

Epstein doesn't have a brother

Cant spell calibanibal without ca...bal

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


anyone know where to find other things epstein has signed to confirm that’s what his signature looks like?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Calibanibal posted:

Epstein doesn't have a brother

lmao it's just epstein with plastic surgery

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The children of our politicians are infamous for being spoiled trash who get everything handed to them on a platter while waving their fingers at the poor dying in the gutter and going on about personal responsibility.

But this is a new loving low.

Having difficulty processing this.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Who cares lol. That's like being the daughter of a Steak n Shake franchise owner

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

he was abusing children while on work release from county jail and the cops knew about it jfc

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

gh0stpinballa posted:

he was abusing children while on work release from county jail and the cops knew about it jfc

Well this just can't be true :ohdear:

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

do you like nachos, prince andrew?

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

Bulgakov posted:

he probably didn't put enough postage on the egg shaped packages and its gonna end up in some usps incinerator once the return address turns out to be nonexistent

actually it will end up going to auction at the usps mail recovery center in atlanta

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Feral Integral posted:

Well this just can't be true

point taken but it's the little details like that i find crack me the hardest, ofc the temple and poo poo offers the ping.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Vermain posted:

it takes literally two seconds to look at his signature and realize that his handwriting - even his weird glyph-signature - is still overwhelmingly cursive before you, the expert handwriting forger, make the first stroke strongly swing up and to the left

Actually it was back, and to the left

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
Each signature has only a passing resemblance to one another so I don't know what y'all are talking about

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Each signature has only a passing resemblance to one another so I don't know what y'all are talking about

the cabal faked his death but couldn't be arsed to spend a few seconds getting a good signature on his will

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
So many pizza parties

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

lol watch it turn out that his brother hamfistedly arranged his murder to collect his fortune, with no deep state / pedo cabal / Clinton crime family involvement

lmao

Panic Restaurant
Jul 19, 2006

:retrogames: :3: :retrogames:



Pork Pro

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

lol watch it turn out that his brother hamfistedly arranged his murder to collect his fortune, with no deep state / pedo cabal / Clinton crime family involvement

I feel like this is the funniest and dumbest possible explanation, ergo it is 100% true lol

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The children of our politicians are infamous for being spoiled trash who get everything handed to them on a platter while waving their fingers at the poor dying in the gutter and going on about personal responsibility.

But this is a new loving low.

Having difficulty processing this.

The rich and powerful are cruel to their own kids. It's part of raising them to believe they deserve what they have, because they've overcome hardships.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

lol watch it turn out that his brother hamfistedly arranged his murder to collect his fortune, with no deep state / pedo cabal / Clinton crime family involvement

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

lol watch it turn out that his brother hamfistedly arranged his murder to collect his fortune, with no deep state / pedo cabal / Clinton crime family involvement

Further obfuscating everything

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

lol watch it turn out that his brother hamfistedly arranged his murder to collect his fortune, with no deep state / pedo cabal / Clinton crime family involvement

sounds more plausible with deep state involvement. complete mob poo poo happening within the cia is a thing

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

There's all sorts of contingencies for an assassination plot that are equally plausible.

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Johnny Red
Aug 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1163850117905936384

the daily mail is reporting what everyone pretty much already knew.

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