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Memento posted:I could see that the too much flour or baking soda ones might not be the greatest, but too much sugar? Too much butter? No such thing in a cookie, sorry. "too much butter" leads to cookies that are really really really tasty but also are a bit flat and crispy and have a tendency to burn the chocolate a little bit. It's also the only correct way to make chocolate chip cookies and anyone who makes those floury abominations is a monster
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Somfin posted:"too much butter" leads to cookies that are really really really tasty but also are a bit flat and crispy and have a tendency to burn the chocolate a little bit.  I'm honestly betraying my heritage by calling them a cookie and not a biscuit but there really is a difference, cookies are the American style - wider, chunky, crispy on the bottom and chewy at the top. Don't ever call ANZAC biscuits cookies though, then we've got problems. Collapsing Farts posted:The typical american mindset lol
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Flanos Flanos FLANOS!
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Samovar posted:Fair enough. Open Marriage Night posted:Anytime chummmmmmp. Grassy Knowles posted:You can fit into a bucket? 
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CPColin posted:Whew, I'm glad at least one other person has that commercial floating around in their brain still. ‘Sgood.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Flanos Oh, you said Flanos!
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What happens if you call the police on Thanos
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Bertrand Hustle posted:What happens if you call the police on Thanos hopefully he snaps away 50% of them
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Bertrand Hustle posted:What happens if you call the police on Thanos Death might be able to finally slap a restraining order against him
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You should probably call the police on His smug, jiggly, aura mocks me.
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Bert Roberge posted:He's a flight risk too. Ooooooohhhhhh, the cats in the cradle And cosmic cube. Thanos loves death So he murders you.
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If I were a supervillian in the Marvel comics, I would simply do my crimes in a helicopter labeled Thanos, thereby framing him and leaving me blameless.
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hey you unfathomable ❓❓ eldritch 🔮 sluts 🐙 Today it's been 1⃣2⃣9⃣ years since zaddy 👨 Hoe-ward 💅 Penis 🍆 LoveCunt 😻 slithered onto 🐍 🐌 this mortal plane ✈ Turn your carapace inside out 🐛 and howl racial slurs 👏🏿👏🏿at the 🌚 just make sure you dont get a 🍄 fungi from yuggoth. Send tjis tp 1⃣0⃣ of your best Edler God 👴 bitches and make sure to land that tetrahedron 🌐 right in their InnsMouth 💦 👄 Get 1⃣ result and you're a a sad lonely rugose cone 😩 ⭐ out of 🕐 time, 5⃣ and youre a real 🗣️whisperer in horniness 😏 , 1⃣ 0⃣ results and you're a sexy shoggoth 👀 Get 2⃣ 0⃣ and you're s̴̩̹̪̻̭͔͍̦̏î̸̉̅̓ ̫̃͛̈́͘͜n̷̛̰͐͆̒̈́̈̌͘̕. Happy 🎂 Thirstday to our Black ⚫ Dick of the Woods 🌳 and remember, to say Ïa, Ïa to 🐙 Daddy Dead Cthulhu 🐉 💀
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Where is the ball? Naaaaah, man. Why is the ball.
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Memento posted:Oh seriously? Those stupid motherfuckers. Lol I didnt even think of that. What a weird curse on this particular IP.
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Memento posted:And it's really some significant prejudice against dudes named Uncle Ben. How many times does that poor bastard have to die? Til his ruthless monopoly on rice is ended, I guess.
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Memento posted:And it's really some significant prejudice against dudes named Uncle Ben. How many times does that poor bastard have to die? As many as it takes to stick.
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