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the gently caress is smart water
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Aug 21, 2019 00:42
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mandatory lesbian posted:the gently caress is smart water Bottled water that’s been branded “Smart”
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Aug 21, 2019 00:47
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mandatory lesbian posted:the gently caress is smart water A brand that's existed since the 90s https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaceau_Smartwater?wprov=sfla1
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Aug 21, 2019 00:51
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mandatory lesbian posted:the gently caress is smart water Basically regular water that tricks people into thinking it's healthier
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Aug 21, 2019 03:41
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Smart Water is the best (read: least lovely) bottled water brand on the basis that their bottles are the best for reuse.
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Aug 21, 2019 06:06
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Who even gives a gently caress about this poo poo? We’re back in early September 2001, when stupid people could be dragged out of their deserved obscurity one day because the media was bored and suddenly be famous for being famous. We need a new 9/11 is what I’m saying.
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Aug 21, 2019 07:14
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Platystemon posted:Smart Water is the best (read: least lovely) bottled water brand on the basis that their bottles are the best for reuse. It also has adorable pictures of fish/crabs/otters on the inside of the bottle
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Aug 21, 2019 12:58
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Platystemon posted:Smart Water is the best (read: least lovely) bottled water brand on the basis that their bottles are the best for reuse. Yeah that's why I have one at my desk. I fill it up daily at the water fountain
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Aug 21, 2019 14:26
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Len posted:It also has adorable pictures of fish/crabs/otters on the inside of the bottle They are nice.  Also, I think they taste the best. They distill it and then add flavour minerals back in.
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Aug 21, 2019 14:43
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Yeah, Smart Water always wins points for taste. The tall bottles are also good for road trips because you can fit a lot of water in a cupholder.
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Aug 21, 2019 14:46
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chitoryu12 posted:Yeah, Smart Water always wins points for taste. The tall bottles are also good for road trips because you can fit a lot of water in a cupholder. The screw on lids suck if you're the one driving though.
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Aug 21, 2019 15:33
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Detective No. 27 posted:The screw on lids suck if you're the one driving though. You can't get them with just your fingers?
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Aug 22, 2019 00:38
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My friend works in marketing and this is from a course he's taking.
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Aug 22, 2019 03:18
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chitoryu12 posted:You can't get them with just your fingers? I can, but then you gotta hold the cap and the bottle at the same time. I've found that flip caps are much better for road trips.
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Aug 22, 2019 04:00
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Get the slightly larger ones, they have a flip top over a sports-bottle-like squeeze cap.
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Aug 22, 2019 04:02
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The MSJ posted:My friend works in marketing and this is from a course he's taking. lol, he of all people couldn't even get the definition "(of drugs) sold only upon medical prescription" right.
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Aug 22, 2019 08:23
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The MSJ posted:My friend works in marketing and this is from a course he's taking. They think they're teaching the brainwashing powers to sell to everyone via manipulation at such a level that they could all be supervillains if they wanted to, yeah?
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Aug 22, 2019 08:49
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jojoinnit posted:They think they're teaching the brainwashing powers to sell to everyone via manipulation at such a level that they could all be supervillains if they wanted to, yeah? I mean, we have Glorious Godfrey as the President now, so...
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Aug 22, 2019 11:31
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Gilbert Godfrey would own as a president. Unless my vague rememberings of him being a cool guy are completely wrong.
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Aug 22, 2019 11:52
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ngl as as soon as my fever clears I might try this.
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Aug 22, 2019 12:20
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Gilbert Godfrey would be a terrible President for a variety of reasons, but the worse is he'd take the job seriously and use his normal voice. He'd be doing a presser and all the reporters would be begging him to use the Gilbert voice. Come ooon, just this once...say 'get off my plane'. The MSJ posted:My friend works in marketing and this is from a course he's taking. So don't stick the program in other people's butts, gotcha. Only stick it in your own butt.
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Aug 22, 2019 12:20
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I mean, we have Glorious Godfrey as the President now, so... I wish we could boom tube him back to an Apokolips fire pit (won’t solve the overall problem but would be satisfying).
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Aug 22, 2019 12:59
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mandatory lesbian posted:Gilbert Godfrey would own as a president. Unless my vague rememberings of him being a cool guy are completely wrong. They're wrong. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gilbert-gottfried-fired-aflac_n_835692
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Aug 22, 2019 16:09
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Krispy Wafer posted:Gilbert Godfrey would be a terrible President for a variety of reasons, but the worse is he'd take the job seriously and use his normal voice. He'd be doing a presser and all the reporters would be begging him to use the Gilbert voice. Come ooon, just this once...say 'get off my plane'.
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Aug 22, 2019 17:29
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Schubalts posted:They're wrong. The comedian who made a 9/11 joke on like 9/13 made an offensive joke? Well I never!
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Aug 22, 2019 18:24
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jojoinnit posted:Wait wait what? Seriously? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3G3VH2jto
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Aug 22, 2019 18:27
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...are you guys talking about Gilbert Gottfried?
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Aug 22, 2019 21:51
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I, Butthole posted:...are you guys talking about Gilbert Gottfried? Did he finally?
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Aug 22, 2019 23:09
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Welp, this led to an arguement with my brother where he insisted this has to be a bit and there's a whole documentary called "Gilbert" (that he hasn't seen) and if it was his real voice it would have been mentioned in there etc... We're still little children I guess.
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Aug 23, 2019 09:36
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jojoinnit posted:Welp, this led to an arguement with my brother where he insisted this has to be a bit and there's a whole documentary called "Gilbert" (that he hasn't seen) and if it was his real voice it would have been mentioned in there etc...
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Aug 23, 2019 10:16
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not great in the first place and boy oh boy has it ever aged poorly
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Aug 23, 2019 18:08
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Pastry of the Year posted:not great in the first place and boy oh boy has it ever aged poorly 
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Aug 23, 2019 18:17
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Pastry of the Year posted:not great in the first place and boy oh boy has it ever aged poorly Holy hell. quote:In the future, after an era of "Political Correctness and equality",humanity is divided into two hostile factions. Each faction represents one of humanity's two genders, the Males (who are ruled by a Patriarch) and the Females (who are ruled by a Matriarch), both of which behave in stereotypical manners (for instance, the Males being crude and focusing too much on drinking beer, the Females being easily distracted by fashion-related merchandise), and which may try to eliminate each other and capture each other's rulers. 
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Aug 23, 2019 18:19
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Pastry of the Year posted:not great in the first place and boy oh boy has it ever aged poorly 
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Aug 23, 2019 18:30
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quote:Living without the harmonising influence of their natural opposites, each faction reverted to their stereotypical way  I said crudely, while drinking beer
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Aug 23, 2019 18:53
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Phlegmish posted:
Ah, so you actually starred in this game? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Yxc20OdEE Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 20:04 on Aug 23, 2019 |
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Aug 23, 2019 19:59
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https://twitter.com/ccriadoperez/status/1168085076644700160?s=21 He also said women are too emotional to be chefs despite being notorious for temper tantrums for no good reason.
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Sep 3, 2019 00:08
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Mierenneuker posted:Ah, so you actually starred in this game? jesus christ
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Sep 3, 2019 00:54
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More "tasteless" than "dumb" but: https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1133349475194462208
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Sep 3, 2019 08:39
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C.M. Kruger posted:More "tasteless" than "dumb" but: that's an effective ad, though, I still remember 20+ years later
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Sep 3, 2019 09:06
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