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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



psilocybin and cathinone are good drugs so i dunno why you wouldnt want to eat them

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Nobody better tell TCC about this poo poo.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
"Halucinogenic Fungus Researchers" sounds like a decent band name. Not great, but a good start.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Parked next to a Silverado in a Giant parking lot in northern Virginia. I spotted this little lady on the Silverado's door handle. Coaxed her into climbing onto my phone so I could move her to a nearby tree.
Anyone have a guess what she is?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

It's a crab spider. I don't know my spiders (much less thomisids) well, so that's about all I can do.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

I wanna say she's Misumena vatia the flower crab spider / goldenrod crab spider / this thing has too many names
They like to hang out on flowers and change colour in the pale green - white - yellow range to blend in with whatever they're sitting on, really neat spiders
They don't run so good but they're excellent at sitting and pouncing and then sitting some more

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas



This large moth friend somehow found its way into our basement and lightly attacked my girlfriend when she went to run some laundry. She captured it and we let it go outside.



Looks to me like Ilia Underwing, Catocala ilia. One of the largest moths I've seen locally (SW Michigan) in a while.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
this grasshopper was aiming to get mushed by a random vehicle at work so I picked him up and went to put him outside, but he was extremely interested in eating my thumb. shortly after I turned the video off he actually drew blood so I put an end to that. Apologies for the vertical video and noise, it's a loud place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dedg5okxXKY&hd=1

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Captain Invictus posted:

this grasshopper was aiming to get mushed by a random vehicle at work so I picked him up and went to put him outside, but he was extremely interested in eating my thumb. shortly after I turned the video off he actually drew blood so I put an end to that. Apologies for the vertical video and noise, it's a loud place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dedg5okxXKY&hd=1

You fool! You've given it a taste for human flesh. Now none of us are safe.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I loving hate yellowjackets

fffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFF

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat


don't you mean FFFF00

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Saw an inattentive squirrel butt in the window:



Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


This big idiot slammed the side of my head in my office parking lot this morning. Any idea of what it is?

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Rock My Socks! posted:

This big idiot slammed the side of my head in my office parking lot this morning. Any idea of what it is?

It looks like a water beetle from the family Dystiscidae, which probably explains why it crashed into you. I'm sure it's a much better swimmer than flier.

snappo
Jun 18, 2006


Red spotted garter snake chomping what I think is a coastal tailed frog, near Cascade Locks, OR.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Mak0rz posted:

These are bald faced hornets, Dolichovespula maculata.

NOTE: not really hornets (they are technically yellow jackets), nor bald faced for that matter.

Bald faced assholes for scaring away the hummingbirds :argh:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Squalid posted:

It looks like a water beetle from the family Dystiscidae, which probably explains why it crashed into you. I'm sure it's a much better swimmer than flier.

They’re excellent fliers and do fly long distances. Terrible judges of what’s actually water and tends to land on anyhting dark and shiny like cars and lawn trampolines.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
On the downside it's been a terrible year for mosquitoes up here in Edmonton. On the plus side, it's been a banner year for dragonflies!





Mae
Aug 1, 2010

Supesudandi wa, kukan-nai no dandidesu

Chinston Wurchill posted:

On the downside it's been a terrible year for mosquitoes up here in Edmonton. On the plus side, it's been a banner year for dragonflies!







100%, to the degree that in a canola field all you can hear is dragonfly wings- it’s a little spooky

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004





if you live near water in the orange zone with a lot of dragonflies and mosquitoes and could put up a birdhouse on a tall pole with good swooping area all around, you should look into whether purple martins are in your area and maybe put up a house. they're awesome communal birds and they spend their days dogfighting with dragonflies and other flying insects

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

This was actually posted in a Youtube compilation but there was no info posted as to what it is.

Anyone?

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The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!
One of these?

https://bugguide.net/node/view/6945

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Happy Flying Ant Day, Edmonton!







I never realized how coordinated this could get, but at least five colonies in my area were in on the action when I walked my dog last night. I swept what I thought was a single female off my shoulder and felt a bit bad when I noticed a tiny male was there as well.


poverty goat posted:



if you live near water in the orange zone with a lot of dragonflies and mosquitoes and could put up a birdhouse on a tall pole with good swooping area all around, you should look into whether purple martins are in your area and maybe put up a house. they're awesome communal birds and they spend their days dogfighting with dragonflies and other flying insects

I think they're relatively uncommon in Edmonton, unfortunately (though it looks like we're just in that range).

OneTwentySix
Nov 5, 2007

fun
FUN
FUN


If you find a mated queen, they're really neat for ant farms. I have a handful of queens sitting on brood/1-3 workers right now, and they're overall just fun to watch - there have been some neat threads on the forums, too.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Telebite posted:

This was actually posted in a Youtube compilation but there was no info posted as to what it is.

Anyone?



monster movies have a lot to learn from nature

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

This bastard crawled under my bedroom door last night.



It's chilling in the bottom of a pint glass for size reference. It's clearly a male, but as with most spiders species identification is difficult. Based on location it's either Eratigena duellica, Eratigena agrestis, or Tegenaria domestica. Based on size I'm guessing Eratigena duellica.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Looks like T. atrica. That spindly look is typical for the species and probably the easiest way to tell them from T. domestica, which has a somewhat more stocky build.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Cardiovorax posted:

Looks like T. atrica. That spindly look is typical for the species and probably the easiest way to tell them from T. domestica, which has a somewhat more stocky build.

Giant house spiders are now classified under Eratigena as E. atrica.

I agree it looks like that, but regardless

McGavin posted:

Based on location

Where?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Pacific Northwest. It's the only place outside of Europe where all three species were introduced.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Mak0rz posted:

Giant house spiders are now classified under Eratigena as E. atrica.
I'll be sure to inform the next one I see.

Mindisgone
May 18, 2011

Yeah, well you know...
That's just like, your opinion man.


This praying mantis youth found its way into they office. Should have put a coin on the ground for scale. I was able to escort it to safety outside :angel:.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

McGavin posted:

Pacific Northwest. It's the only place outside of Europe where all three species were introduced.

Then yeah I agree with Cardio's E. atrica ID.

Edit: oh apparently E. duellica is a junior synonym of the same spider so it looks like you were on the right track anyway!

Cardiovorax posted:

I'll be sure to inform the next one I see.

They should be made aware!

In all fairness though it's a pretty recent change, as of a 2013 review. I'd wager most people's ID books are much older than that.

Mak0rz fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Aug 29, 2019

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Personal Earpiece



Unmovable roadside cassowary

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



ExecuDork posted:

"Halucinogenic Fungus Researchers" sounds like a decent band name. Not great, but a good start.

It was a Butthole Surfers EP from 1986.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004





This tiny little guy greeted me on the driveway this morning and made a big show of being a scary badass before he decided maybe this wasn't a good fight to pick and fled

https://i.imgur.com/iaFYEpH.gifv

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Aug 29, 2019

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

poverty goat posted:



This tiny little guy greeted me on the driveway this morning and made a big show of being a scary badass before he decided maybe this wasn't a good fight to pick and fled

is that li'l fella rattling a tail that doesn't have a rattle?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Hellsau posted:

is that li'l fella rattling a tail that doesn't have a rattle?

Yes

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

See, that's going to have the opposite of the intended effect. Now I'm going to want to pet/boop that silly snake, which would be a very bad idea, instead of staying far away and leaving it alone.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Pavement ant queen? It was acting dopey and crawling down the doorway in my kitchen from the dining room. I just wiped out a bunch of ants coming in through the outside wall in my dining room with some Terro. This was about the size of a carpenter ant, but notice it has wing muscles, a two node petiole, and spines off the thorax. Carpenter ants will only have one node and no spines.


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Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Hellsau posted:

is that li'l fella rattling a tail that doesn't have a rattle?

so fierce :kimchi:

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