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The best vegetable is peas because you can buy the bag you just throw in the microwave.
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shovelbum posted:You can just cook vegetables in the oven w various fats and spices as needed it takes like 2 seconds and then waiting No kidding, toss some veggies in olive oil and salt and throw them in the oven at 400-425 for 10-20 minutes and boom, you’ve got something better than steamed buttered bullshit
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Aug 21, 2019 17:24
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shovelbum posted:You can just cook vegetables in the oven w various fats and spices as needed it takes like 2 seconds and then waiting i'm amazed at the number of vegans, vegetarians, and veguloids that have never heard of "thin sliced zuchinni with salt and pepper and olive oil, broiled briefly." like that poo poo is Summertime Sashimi. People get sick of how productive zuke plants are cuz they don't know how to cook em good at all. my wife asked me to make a primavera sauce by just boiling large-cut vegetables in sauce and it caused me physical anguish to do so.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:26
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I don't buy it because I'm not wild on it, but every single drat time I have zucchini it's overcooked.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:32
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i'm amazed at the number of vegans, vegetarians, and veguloids that have never heard of "thin sliced zuchinni with salt and pepper and olive oil, broiled briefly." like that poo poo is Summertime Sashimi. People get sick of how productive zuke plants are cuz they don't know how to cook em good at all. Oh hey Phiz.. have i told you lately i thoroughly enjoy your posts? 
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Aug 21, 2019 17:35
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Personally I don't even request oral anymore cuz the only folks who can handle all of my business are naga-kin and snakefolks with detatchable jaws, and even then they end up mostly a translucent fleshy sheath stretched over an impossibly large, rage-hard testament to the horrors of genital science. I thought you were a woman. I mean I guess that last part still makes sense.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:37
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I posted the vegan kid story because i just wanted to shame OP for their poor culinary skills and dietary choices. I apologize for starting up vegan chat. I recently had a relative visit the family, and the entire time, they did not eat any vegetable that wasn't a fried potato or buttered corn on the cob. Okay, there was one dish with tomatoes that weren't fried at all. But still, this is a grown adult in their 50's who still doesn't eat their veggies. SilvergunSuperman posted:I don't buy it because I'm not wild on it, but every single drat time I have zucchini it's overcooked. It's a little tricky to get zucchini right. Cook it too long, it gets mushy. Cook it too short, too watery. But when you get it just right, it's delicious. I usually prefer cutting zucchini into small pieces and stir-frying in olive oil for about 6 minutes.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:38
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also this:DemoneeHo posted:I [20M] accidentally said another guys name during sex. Girlfriend [20F] is now super upset He should just steer into the skid and start saying really random names during sex. and this: Fitzy Fitz posted:I take my shoes off on long flights and there's nothing you can do to stop me Thanks for takin me on those long flights.
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DandyLion posted:I thought you were a woman. I mean I guess that last part still makes sense. haha nah easy mistake to make though, i'm just a huge bitch. My Shoes posted:Oh hey Phiz.. have i told you lately i thoroughly enjoy your posts? <3 aw thanks bud <3 hope ur summer is going swell
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Aug 21, 2019 17:42
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I don't think it will be possible to beat the current thread title for quite some time, but /r/relationships: he enjoys sex in front of the fire place is distinctly great too.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:46
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AITA for not wanting to have a double wedding with my boyfriend’s twin brother and his girlfriend?quote:As the title says, my boyfriend Matt and his twin brother Mark want to have a double wedding. This means Matt and I, and Mark and his fiancée Jenny will be married in on the same day in the same ceremony.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I don't think it will be possible to beat the current thread title for quite some time, but /r/relationships: he enjoys sex in front of the fire place is distinctly great too. Hey CDTB hope youre havin a better day. I was vapin right along w ya last night :P
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Aug 21, 2019 17:50
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for not wanting to have a double wedding with my boyfriend’s twin brother and his girlfriend? Double weddings are gay af. Also, i'm gay. Everything is gay
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Aug 21, 2019 17:51
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My Shoes posted:Hey CDTB hope youre havin a better day. I was vapin right along w ya last night :P My day's been pretty okay today at work, but thanks.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:51
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:My day's been pretty okay today at work, but thanks. Awesome! You're welcome 
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Aug 21, 2019 17:52
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I think it'd be funny if they had two altars at either ends of the audience and the priests each had the other team's flag and in order to score had to succeed in like basically a suicide run up the center aisle while the other team's backup player lobs shrapnel grenades from the back corner.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:53
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they should get two football teams together with one team per couple and whoever wins gets married first
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Aug 21, 2019 17:54
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My Shoes posted:Awesome! You're welcome I appreciate you looking out.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:55
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What is best in life? To crush your potatos, see them driven before you, sprinkle them with garam masala and hear the lamentation of the leek!
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Aug 21, 2019 17:56
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for not wanting to have a double wedding with my boyfriend’s twin brother and his girlfriend? A double wedding with your twin who you're close with sounds really fun, actually. Not sure why this person's being such a party pooper.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:57
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stuff folka didn't know thems can 100% curry: - apples - marshed perderders, as was said above - boxed mac n cheese - pickles - ctirons - beef (dont tell hindustan) - plantains & green barnarnars
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Aug 21, 2019 17:58
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:A double wedding with your twin who you're close with sounds really fun, actually. Not sure why this person's being such a party pooper. Split all the costs, all the fam flies just once, etc. I’d do it.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:59
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:A double wedding with your twin who you're close with sounds really fun, actually. Not sure why this person's being such a party pooper. Because it means that rather than being her special day with her husband, the spotlight is shared with another couple. I don't think it's especially unreasonable tbh.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:00
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:A double wedding with your twin who you're close with sounds really fun, actually. Not sure why this person's being such a party pooper. Yep, you're marrying one of those sets of twins by the sounds of it, poo poo will never be normal I reckon.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:00
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plantains are the poo poo. About once a month I make plantain waffles..... omg so good.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:00
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My Shoes posted:plantains are the poo poo. holly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt that sounds good as PISSSSS
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Aug 21, 2019 18:02
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oh wow nice a story with food in it, time to talk about myself
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Aug 21, 2019 18:04
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hawowanlawow posted:oh wow nice a story with food in it, time to talk about myself
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Aug 21, 2019 18:06
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Pinecone Sample posted:Wow congrats on the weird sex Thanks. And if you play your cards right, I'll even apply the mascara for you.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:06
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hawowanlawow posted:oh wow nice a story with food in it, time to talk about myself it's leo season baby 
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Aug 21, 2019 18:07
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My Shoes posted:plantains are the poo poo. Plantain waffles?!!! I want that so badly! 
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Aug 21, 2019 18:07
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hawowanlawow posted:oh wow nice a story with food in it, time to talk about myself I've collected a couple of ideas from them, so oh wow nice indeed!
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hawowanlawow posted:oh wow nice a story with food in it, time to talk about myself Lol
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welcome posted:Lol PHIZ KALIFA posted:stuff folka didn't know thems can 100% curry: uhhh yeh was replying to that.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:13
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DemoneeHo posted:I posted the vegan kid story because i just wanted to shame OP for their poor culinary skills and dietary choices. I apologize for starting up vegan chat. Haha yeah once I saw the bit about her vegetable sides I totally got it, bc every time I go and visit my father's (Midwestern) family it's like this. I swear to God the only vegetables they eat are corn and potatoes. Every time I go there I don't poo poo properly for a week. and apparently my stepmom can't eat green salad because it "makes her stomach upset"  loving barbarians...
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Aug 21, 2019 18:15
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charity rereg posted:The 13 year old kid is 100% the rear end in a top hat in that story. He eats meat at school and knows enough to conceal it from his parents, but he instantly narcs on the thread poster? Come on, you hosed everything up now. You had another place you could go to get sneakily fed corn as a side to other corn products. You know this dad would buy whatever garbage you want for sleepovers too. Ugh, yeah, what the hell was he thinking? That's like a teenager immediately narcing on the friend that buys booze for parties, he just shot his own foot for no reason
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Aug 21, 2019 18:18
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Iceberg lettuce tastes like absolutely nothing, but these people swear it's the most disgusting thing they've put near their mouths. You'll see them flip out at McDonald's because they accidentally put lettuce on the Big Mac AND NOW IT'S MELTED IN WITH THE CHEESE AND RUINED.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:19
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picky eaters should just be culled already, what the hell are they going to do whenever we're all eating crickets during the climate apocalypse??!
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Aug 21, 2019 18:20
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HOT BREAD! posted:Haha yeah once I saw the bit about her vegetable sides I totally got it, bc every time I go and visit my father's (Midwestern) family it's like this. I swear to God the only vegetables they eat are corn and potatoes. Every time I go there I don't poo poo properly for a week. and apparently my stepmom can't eat green salad because it "makes her stomach upset" i could imagine her turning and seeing the barely-digested chunks of leaf mixed in with her pale shitwater and assuming AHA! IT 'TWERE VEGEBLES WHAT AFFLICT'D MY INNARDS SO!
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HOT BREAD! posted:and apparently my stepmom can't eat green salad because it "makes her stomach upset" I used to eat nothing but meat and potatoes. The few times a year I'd eat salad my stomach would rumble cause it's not used to it so I doubt your stepmother is lying. But I eventually realized "the problem is me and my diet than the salad." Which it seems like she hasn't done yet.
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