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Olympic Mathlete posted:spunking cock I hadn't heard this particular slang before and thought it was an old timey phrase for some sort of common rooster decoration like you'd find in a barnhouse kitchen and GIS'd it. I don't recommend you do the same. E: sex was good, I take it?
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My house looks like an episode of Oddities
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Aug 21, 2019 17:27
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I told my wife she can decorate however she wants as long as there are no “words on walls”. We have one sign by the entrance that has our last name and was a home made wedding gift. I just remembered the “drop pants here” sign in the laundry room. Oh and I just remembered the “good moms have messy kitchens” sign in the kitchen. I think I lost.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:07
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Yep, you need to balance that out with that "Live. Laugh. POOP." sign.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:14
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My wife bought a little quote sign and snuck it in the kitchen on me when I wasn't home. It says "No woman has ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes" 
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Aug 21, 2019 18:30
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Olympic Mathlete posted:My ex had a cross stitched spunking cock in her toilet and a plaster model of her naked torso sat atop her piano. She was an interesting sort. She sounds fun, though I'm sure there's a reason the word "ex" is in there. Applebees Appetizer posted:My wife bought a little quote sign and snuck it in the kitchen on me when I wasn't home. That may change soon. Someone gets upset about me using straight hot water to do dishes. Hot water gets poo poo off the dishes a lot faster. I have calluses from Mars on my hands because of physical work (also years of washing dishes). Stop worrying about the 50 cents on the electric bill from doing dishes, and maybe start turning off the 400+ watts of bathroom lights that you refuse to swap for LEDs. Or if you're so worried about how much we pay to run our electric water heater, maybe take a 5 minute shower instead of 20. (calling it now, 7  replies to this)
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Aug 21, 2019 18:43
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Let me be the first. Edit: So, we listed the house Monday. 1 down, 2 more showings today. Replacing carpet on stairs, and generally still trying to pack/rearrange things. All with a newborn. Free time? What's that?
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Aug 21, 2019 18:49
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STR posted:(calling it now, 7 You're so deep in the well now I'm not sure if the pee is making it down there anymore. 
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Aug 21, 2019 18:50
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Lol what the gently caress. I'd be calling her out on that poo poo daily. [e] The well is way past China and into the vast universe
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Aug 21, 2019 18:54
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At this rate we're going to need a version of "ZAURG. GET A DIVORCE." tailored for you.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:55
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Kazinsal posted:At this rate we're going to need a version of "ZAURG. GET A DIVORCE." tailored for you. I'm dumb, but not dumb enough to put a ring on it. Or do common law. Applebees Appetizer posted:Lol what the gently caress. I'd be calling her out on that poo poo daily. Oh I do. "well YOU take long showers!" I managed to hop in the shower, take a complete shower (including hair wash and conditioner) before she could finish talking (less than 5 minutes). I jumped out and just stood there staring at her, dripping from the shower, until she finished. She finally realized I managed to not only shower, but almost completely air dry, when she finished bitching. To quote Fluffy: "the look on her face.... PRICELESS!"
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Aug 21, 2019 19:00
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And that makes it a lot easier to
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You replied too quick to see my edit, but we'll just say it's not the quality of sex keeping me around.
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KillHour posted:I hadn't heard this particular slang before and thought it was an old timey phrase for some sort of common rooster decoration like you'd find in a barnhouse kitchen and GIS'd it. I don't recommend you do the same. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought chicken art.
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STR posted:I'm dumb, but not dumb enough to put a ring on it. Or do common law. Yeah, you got an “emotional thinker” there. Logic has no bearing or purpose when dealing with those folks.
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Aug 21, 2019 20:38
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I plan to get the Strange Planet pillow, "Survive. Chuckle. Show affection." Also, I'm pretty petty, but I don't have the energy for that level of poo poo. I pay my dues, I'm going to be comfortable in my house.
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Aug 22, 2019 00:47
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Car things: my housemates 290k clunker continues to run like the tortured soul of a dead hamster. drat engine is whisper quiet. How?!
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Olympic Mathlete posted:My ex had a cross stitched spunking cock in her toilet and a plaster model of her naked torso sat atop her piano. She was an interesting sort. Pics or it didn’t happen. Y’all need to watch hyperdrive on Netflix. I’m 15 minutes in and this is stupid hilarity.
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My ex put up a 'House rules' type print with a list of 'live, laugh, love' type poo poo. The last rule was 'break the rules once in a while'. I crossed it out with sharpie and wrote 'don't be a cheating whore'. On the home server - the new second hand CPUs arrived and yay! They work first time! Took time to clean out the fans and channels too. Now for the SAS controller to arrive from overseas and I can start migrating stuff properly.
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Carried on tidying last night, got the bureau and craft drawers straightened out and the laptop can now be used at a desk for the first time ever (we've been in this house 4 years) mountain-o-shoes/hats/bags needs a new solution, I made a cabinet to go in the space under the stairs a couple of years ago but it's not using all the space effectively. I need to rip out the stupid shallow cabinets at the back and make some proper deep built ins. Also the recliner that just gets used as a place to dump bags needs to go. Anyway now I can use the laptop properly I'll draw up the cabin and try to get a thread started in DIY.
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Aug 22, 2019 09:31
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MC Hawking posted:Car things: my housemates 290k clunker continues to run like the tortured soul of a dead hamster. drat engine is whisper quiet. How?! The wife has 270k on a 05 scion xb that she refuses to get rid of and the only repair we have had is a alternator in 5 years of owning it, also dead quiet running.
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piss boner posted:The wife has 270k on a 05 scion xb that she refuses to get rid of and the only repair we have had is a alternator in 5 years of owning it, also dead quiet running. TDI continues to press on with 323k as expected. Only issue now is I'm losing coolant somewhere, it's very slow but I've topped off the overflow twice in ~6 months. That and the drat thing eats headlights which leads to the headlight connectors now starting to fall apart. Put new rear pads on one side tonight as the drivers rear seems to eat pads compared to the other three corners. It's probably not sliding smoothly and dragging pad but whatever.
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fknlo posted:Like 93% of the houses for sale have at least 1 of something like this. This isn't something realtors throw on the wall to make a house look "lived-in" while it slowly decays, unsold for over a year, because the bank/seller refuses to reduce the price by a single dollar?
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STR posted:Or if you're so worried about how much we pay to run our electric water heater, maybe take a 5 minute shower instead of 20. long as gently caress showers are good as hell
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piss boner posted:The wife has 270k on a 05 scion xb that she refuses to get rid of and the only repair we have had is a alternator in 5 years of owning it, also dead quiet running. Cracks me up Scion got rid of that body style so quick in and effort to “refresh model quickly”. When the bloated one got here and was a flop, THAT was the one they kept around? Good job Scion. I also read that Scion expected the xA to outsell the xB when they started but instead it was the other way around with the xB outselling the xA 2:1. And then they butchered it after 2 years. lol
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Aug 22, 2019 13:00
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Stop everything. Watch Hyperdrive on Netflix. It's amazing.
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We're now I'll post a pic when I get to the bottom of this todolist.
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bolind posted:We're now So... Never? Congrats though
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Scion was such a loving joke lol. I always wanted a first gen xB when I was younger though. I remember the day we discontinued the brand and everyone was just like "About fuckin' time." Cue every other customer coming in asking if Toyota is still going to make the FR-S/86.
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bolind posted:We're now News flash: You now own a house. You'll never get to the bottom of the todolist.
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Coredump posted:Cracks me up Scion got rid of that body style so quick in and effort to “refresh model quickly”. When the bloated one got here and was a flop, THAT was the one they kept around? Good job Scion. The 2nd gen xB is a good car tho? I like the first gen too but those were gutless, the 2nd gen has the 2.4 which is a much better motor imo. I'm on my second "bloated" xB because the first one saved my life, not sure a first gen would have done that either. meatpimp posted:News flash: You now own a house. You'll never get to the bottom of the todolist. QFT Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Aug 22, 2019 |
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meatpimp posted:News flash: You now own a house. You'll never get to the bottom of the todolist. There is no bottom. There are only things that haven't made it to the top yet.
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I'm the gardener of the family and take care of the grounds keeping around our house. After my accident I wasn't able to do poo poo so things started getting out of control (summer rainy season in Florida), just the other day we started pulling weeds and still haven't finished it's a mess. Thankfully my neighbor owns a lawn care business and took pity on me and did all the trimming and edging after my son mowed because he's still too little to run the trimmer and edger. I love my plants and trees but drat it's a job taking care of that poo poo.
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I hate gardening and landscaping and so does wife so I do it all. Ihave just become ok with it looking like poo poo.
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Kivi posted:Stop everything. Watch Hyperdrive on Netflix. It's amazing. Yes. Yes this everyone please. I am glad that they got a real car person host in Rutledge Wood. He definitely serves as the patron saint/avatar of AI and can relate to the awesome/weird. I stayed up until 1:00 in the morning and made it through five episodes because I am a masochist.
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Suburban Dad posted:I hate gardening and landscaping and so does wife so I do it all. Ihave just become ok with it looking like poo poo. I actually enjoy it besides the fact that doing it in the heat of the Florida summer makes it not fun, also having a bad back and now accident injuries on top of that doesn't go well with landscaping lol. I've pretty much come to the realization that I'm probably going to have to pay someone to do it now 
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I pay my retired neighbor 20/week to mow and edge for me, and once a month he charges me hourly to weed and do whatever other misc work. It's the best thing in the entire world and when he finally moves down south I'm gonna be so upset.
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Somewhat Heroic posted:Yes. Yes this everyone please. I am glad that they got a real car person host in Rutledge Wood. He definitely serves as the patron saint/avatar of AI and can relate to the awesome/weird. I had no idea Rut was hosting, that's great. Will definitely be checking it out. Dude was definitely AI as heck and most of the reason I miss Top Gear US.
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cakesmith handyman posted:So... Never? meatpimp posted:News flash: You now own a house. You'll never get to the bottom of the todolist. Deep down I know (insert giving up science emoji here, can't loving find it.) So gently caress the todolist, here's the pic:  On the left, kinda where all that junk is, is where the garage will hopefully be built. Aiming for just under 7x7 meters.
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meatpimp, Rhyno, STR, and suburban dad: you're all amazing. See below:   Sorry for the delivery address nightmare, this stuff came Monday and I was traveling this week. The frenchie LOVES the toys, and I have half the stuff to take over to my rottie once he's back (he went to the vet today for his ACL surgery - we bring him home, to my dad's house for recovery, tomorrow.) Thank you all for being such a good community.
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