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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




a right-winger who prefers free markets

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
ik's very unfair to Bonghitz, but thats ok. thats ok. we love our emptyquotes dont we folks? mmm mmmmmm

*paces back and forth for a minute solid*

*claps softly without realizing it*

*points to nowhere in particular while making a weird face*

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Amazon burning down but God drat some great posting today

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Extensive Vamping posted:

:goonsay:
actually, forest fires are good because
because burning trees release CO2 into the atmosphere, and CO2 is good because trees need it to grow

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

RandomBlue posted:

Humanity's dyin' clod.

Still wondering why a boss you fight in the tower is named Proud Clod

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

TRBLRBLRRRBLRLRLRLBRBLRB

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




haha planet's dead

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Nichael posted:

there is none. someone wanted me to probe so i did, and i did it because i had a funny picture lined up. do whatever the gently caress you want.

gently caress you

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/rothschildmd/status/1164672768551477248

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
lol



lmbo

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



:trumppop:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Hot Karl Marx posted:

gently caress you

:ok:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Intel&Sebastian posted:

ik's very unfair to Bonghitz, but thats ok. thats ok. we love our emptyquotes dont we folks? mmm mmmmmm

*paces back and forth for a minute solid*

*claps softly without realizing it*

*points to nowhere in particular while making a weird face*

i love bonghitz

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

twoday posted:

who is matey

a political prisoner.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



:ocelot:


https://mobile.twitter.com/MeetThePress/status/1164644551996432384

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Uncle Wemus posted:

What the gently caress

It's all hosed up.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011




Hot Karl Marx posted:

gently caress you

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


that's not a small amount of fire

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

F

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



i had a english professor who told us that kids in japan always wore helmets because of earthquakes

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 26 hours!

"Who can beat Donald Trump?"... Hmm where have I heard that before?

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



big shake up at work. my site is closing down. my new boss texts me to arrive at new site for training 5-9 p.m. today. I leave early, cause it's loving rush hour, get there. No one home. my new boss texts me: they're gonna be out running errands till 6:30. I'm like ok, cool. I'm leaving. I'm not gonna take 3 hours out of my day to do nothing so you'll have to reschedule.

things not off to a great start.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

shovelbum posted:

why does it take like 50 years to get through the approval process to build a nuclear plant, and then it fails? the shits like the only good zero-carbon energy bc even if u irradiate the earth the animals and poo poo survive lumpily

Here, have a story in D Magazine from 1987 about problems with building nuclear power plants.

quote:

Sixty percent of the welds on pipes that would carry radioactive water were found to be defective, but the NRC said the system to detect errors was obviously working because the bad welds had been found. Then came a major mistake: TU built the concrete and steel supports for the reactor in Unit 2 out of alignment by 45 degrees. TU jack-hammered out the bad supports and rebuilt them in the right place.

Not much has changed since then.

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass
Did anyone say President Piss today already

???

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


france likes to watch

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

you have exactly one guess as towards where i spent my time (i was the play by play guy for my college hockey team when all was said and done)


tbqh having media savvy and a microphone presence is good in our agitprop hellworld but WHOOF were those 28k median income projections spot on

Can you tell us more of your horror stories of being on the job?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

radical meme posted:

Here, have a story in D Magazine from 1987 about problems with building nuclear power plants.


Not much has changed since then.

so it's like an american shipyard bumblefucking its way through a ship every decade vs a south korean one that spits out one a week, flawlessly built by robits, gotcha

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

good now you can stop asking me to save the rain forest.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



love to watch the watershed moment of our extinction play out in real time

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Amaexonerated

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1164672696317358083?s=19

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

:yeah:

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



and what does that loving tell you Joe

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

twoday posted:

does anyone want a t-shirt that says "free crazy cloud" on it?

I can make it happen

good god i would wear one every day and completely ruin my brain irl

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

shovelbum posted:

so it's like an american shipyard bumblefucking its way through a ship every decade vs a south korean one that spits out one a week, flawlessly built by robits, gotcha

Pretty much. Contractors gotta watch those profit margins.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


crazy cloud posted:

good god i would wear one every day and completely ruin my brain irl

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

ik's very unfair to Bonghitz, but thats ok. thats ok. we love our emptyquotes dont we folks? mmm mmmmmm

*paces back and forth for a minute solid*

*claps softly without realizing it*

*points to nowhere in particular while making a weird face*

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Extensive Vamping posted:

Still wondering why a boss you fight in the tower is named Proud Clod

translator had a stroke

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






"our grassroots movement to elect Joe"

Those plucky little sons of bitches with nothing but their gumption and their grit to get them through

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