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Illuyankas
Oct 22, 2010

Tomato ketchup on toast is also an option you wouldn't expect to be tasty.

Also I read too many of the comments on that Jolyon tweet and people loving suck, but I had a great conversation with my fianceé about a Facebook haircare group she's in that's run by a trans woman which has terfs kicking off that someone asked people to use genderneutral terms since men/genderfluid people are also members. She was super mad at the terfs being huge shits, she really liked hearing about Hbomb's charity stream for Mermaids and said that terf is as sexist to women as white supremacist is racist to white people, which I am stealing for futher conversations.

e: The width of a case of twelve 342g Heinz Tomato Ketchup bottles is 189mm, and you used to be able to get a 1.35kg bottle of it from Home Bargains for £1.89 back in May.

The best tomato ketchup remains the unfortunately named Daddies. Also available in brown sauce!

Illuyankas fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Aug 23, 2019

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Illuyankas
Oct 22, 2010

Jose posted:

No idea


this is extremely :nms: :nws:. it was linked in a discord i'm in. i don't recommend clicking it




This is a dick with wasps on it

I'm not leaving this at the bottom of the last page

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Still a better MP than Nick Clegg.

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010


The Guardian posted:

Wawrzyniak, a former chef at Noma in Copenhagen who has worked in Britain for 15 years and established his own UK restaurants, originally backed Brexit on the basis that it would make it easier for restaurants to select British produce.

What a tragedy.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jose posted:

This is a dick with wasps on it
So it is.

Illuyankas posted:

terf is as sexist to women as white supremacist is racist to white people
I like that one. Of course the alt-right will claim that white supremacist is racist to white people and that anti-racist means anti-white, and the terfs will claim that they're being harassed by being compared to white supremacists, but there's no helping some people.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Illuyankas posted:

Tomato ketchup on toast is also an option you wouldn't expect to be tasty.

Also I read too many of the comments on that Jolyon tweet and people loving suck, but I had a great conversation with my fianceé about a Facebook haircare group she's in that's run by a trans woman which has terfs kicking off that someone asked people to use genderneutral terms since men/genderfluid people are also members. She was super mad at the terfs being huge shits, she really liked hearing about Hbomb's charity stream for Mermaids and said that terf is as sexist to women as white supremacist is racist to white people, which I am stealing for futher conversations.

e: The width of a case of twelve 342g Heinz Tomato Ketchup bottles is 189mm, and you used to be able to get a 1.35kg bottle of it from Home Bargains for £1.89 back in May.

The best tomato ketchup remains the unfortunately named Daddies. Also available in brown sauce!

Tomato ketchup on toast seems like one of the relatively tasty poverty foods. Mustard on toast kindof works too, so does brown sauce for that matter. Butter and salt is okay, oil with salt to dip the toast in could do in a pinch.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pochoclo posted:

I expect some goon to come out and say "lol I can't believe you fell for it" at this point but I tried butter with some marmite mixed in and it's actually good

I also tried some Gentleman's Relish and while it's also good it pales in comparison to just buying some anchovy fillets and putting them on the bread

I always thought that Gentleman's relish was euphemism for cum.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

No idea

this is extremely :nms: :nws:. it was linked in a discord i'm in. i don't recommend clicking it


This is a dick with wasps on it

I have so many questions, mostly to myself about why I clicked on that link.

Random Integer posted:

What a tragedy.

haha what a loving idiot.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Random Integer posted:

What a tragedy.

Lmao I didn't bother to Google him I just went off his replies to that tweet

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

OwlFancier posted:

Surely if that's your goal the bottle is a: superfluous and b: would be better replaced with a bell jar.

A bellend jar *canned laughter*

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Puntification posted:

haha what a loving idiot.

Brexiteer self-owns are a glimmer of light among this whole mess. See also fruit farmer now worried he won't have be able to hire sub minimum wage poles anymore

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Gonzo McFee posted:

Still a better MP than Nick Clegg.

He did give us this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSS1FIkGOX8

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Random Integer posted:

What a tragedy.
To be fair, it will make it easier to find british produce. Just head towards the violent clashes.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Pistol_Pete posted:

As the new owner of a dampish victorian living room with an improperly bricked-up chimney, I'd be very interested in hearing any additional thoughts you have on making the damp bits go away.
A few pages back but...
My place had condensation on the outer walls all winter, in the end the thing that seems to have worked is a airflow system in the loft, it possibly pressures your house and pushes the moisture out.

Envirovent is what I think it's called.

Edit not seen his posted yet.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-49451255

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

police dogs all trained to sniff out concealed parsnips

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Pochoclo posted:

I expect some goon to come out and say "lol I can't believe you fell for it" at this point but I tried butter with some marmite mixed in and it's actually good

lol I can't believe you fell for it

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

same energy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSLmA3GihOk

Shyrka
Feb 10, 2005

Small Boss likes to spin!

This is one of those links that I have to click on every time I see it. Never gets old.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



OK which UKMTer is at the Moseley Dark Horse Beer Festival? I known I just spoke to one of you, I refuse to believe the exact opinions of the thread can just exist in the wild.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
Lol I'd love to meet some UKMT goons, I'd feel less politically alone!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Jose posted:

No idea


this is extremely :nms: :nws:. it was linked in a discord i'm in. i don't recommend clicking it




This is a dick with wasps on it

Hot, thank you Jose. Wasps by Lerra22 on Deviantart is one of my favorites so this is very much the kind of energy I like to see.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
That reminds me if Jared O'Mara resigns his seat in September, will there be a byelection for that?

And if a general election is called shortly after, is there any rule saying that seat isn't contested again, or could you have the same seat contested only a few month apart?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Byyyyeeeiii, election in september.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Aug 23, 2019

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

u brexit ukip it posted:

That reminds me if Jared O'Mara resigns his seat in September, will there be a byelection for that?

And if a general election is called shortly after, is there any rule saying that seat isn't contested again, or could you have the same seat contested only a few month apart?

if the by-election has already been held before the general election is called, the seat’s still contested again. even if Johnson announced it on that same Thursday for a laugh.
if the by-election has been scheduled but not held yet, then it will be cancelled. but that’s technically not automatic and requires parliament to pass a motion during the wash-up. that happened when May called the 2017 election.

funny thought: MPs can’t legally resign. there’s a charade where they are appointed to a meaningless position by the crown that renders them illegible to be an MP. but it has happened before that the PM’s said nope to a request, forcing the MP to remain in seat. with a paper majority of 1 I wonder if Johnson would consider keeping O’Mara rather than have someone who’ll actually be around to cause trouble.

Cerv fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Aug 23, 2019

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Ms Adequate posted:

Hot, thank you Jose. Wasps by Lerra22 on Deviantart is one of my favorites so this is very much the kind of energy I like to see.

I looked this up, and wtf

:stonk:

E:



Deviantart is a silly place, I shan't be going back

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Lol if the cricket is anything to go by, English people are loving delusional.

“England all out for 67 in less than 30 overs, its now 144-4 to Australia in the second innings.....

CAN ENGLAND CAUSE AN UPSET AND CAUSE AN AUSTRALIAN COLLAPSE!?!?”

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

u brexit ukip it posted:

That reminds me if Jared O'Mara resigns his seat in September, will there be a byelection for that?

And if a general election is called shortly after, is there any rule saying that seat isn't contested again, or could you have the same seat contested only a few month apart?

All seats are contested in a GE, except the speaker's by custom, which all other parties don't contest.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Diet Crack posted:

Lol if the cricket is anything to go by, English people are loving delusional.

“England all out for 67 in less than 30 overs, its now 144-4 to Australia in the second innings.....

CAN ENGLAND CAUSE AN UPSET AND CAUSE AN AUSTRALIAN COLLAPSE!?!?”

2 WARS 1 CUP!!!!

Ooops sorry this is not CSPAM. Uhm, yes, sometimes?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

StarkingBarfish posted:

Brexiteer self-owns are a glimmer of light among this whole mess. See also fruit farmer now worried he won't have be able to hire sub minimum wage poles anymore

My favourite story along those lines was about a brexiteer professor who then was shocked to discover how much of his funding came from EU sources that he was no longer eligible for.

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Puntification posted:

My favourite story along those lines was about a brexiteer professor who then was shocked to discover how much of his funding came from EU sources that he was no longer eligible for.

As an aspiring professor (lol) I find that hard to believe. I know exactly how much of my funding comes from the EU. It's well over 50%

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Only Kindness posted:

I am executing a plan, have decluttered bathroom, kitchen, hallway and my bedroom. Hoovered. Got PPE coveralls and N95 masks. Thrown away stuff already this morning. Seeing clear and clean areas of carpet again is satisfying even if the air is still fouled. 2 rooms to go: tackling a box a day, every day, bojack-it-gets-easier-you-just-have-to-keep-doing-it style. Progress is being made. Calling my expert at 11:30am today.

Good on you bud, my parents have somewhat hoarder-ish tendencies as does my father-in-law and I know it can be a big step to start tackling it and getting rid of stuff.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Private Speech posted:

2 WARS 1 CUP!!!!

Ooops sorry this is not CSPAM. Uhm, yes, sometimes?

2 WASPS 1 CUP

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Diet Crack posted:

Lol if the cricket is anything to go by, English people are loving delusional.

“England all out for 67 in less than 30 overs, its now 144-4 to Australia in the second innings.....

CAN ENGLAND CAUSE AN UPSET AND CAUSE AN AUSTRALIAN COLLAPSE!?!?”

lol if you think a couple of sports commentators on Sky are representative of the actual fans

the last month in the cricket thread in SAS has consisted almost exclusively of a competition between England fans and Australia fans over who can be more pessimistic about their team's chances

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
I'm in that sad position where in 4 bottles in to an epic stupor but nobody to share it with. Life can be good goons but sobriety gets in the way. Wisdom.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
I've added acoustic versions of I Miss You and Dear Maria Count Me In to my setlist, this weekend is gonna be a banger

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Interview went alright, I think. Teaching demo went as planned, interview itself was alright, successfully pulled off a full day of polite chit-chat with only a few overtly left-wing rants when appropriate. gently caress day long interviews though, seriously.

One of the other candidates was a comrade though, got a new human rights lawyer contact now who specialises in free assembly poo poo & wants to help out stopping cops from loving with antifa & breaking up extralegal pickets :unsmith:

Illuyankas posted:

Tomato ketchup on toast is also an option you wouldn't expect to be tasty.
Once overboiled some homemade ketchup so it came out way too concentrated & sweet. Garbage as a sauce, but god drat it was good on toast, and as a marinade.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Igotadigbick posted:

I'm in that sad position where in 4 bottles in to an epic stupor but nobody to share it with. Life can be good goons but sobriety gets in the way. Wisdom.

Well, at least you got that big ole dick

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Failed Imagineer posted:

Well, at least you got that dig ole bick

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StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Failed Imagineer posted:

Well, at least you got that big ole dick

He already said he has no one to share it with.

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