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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

No fair posting excerpts from John 6:1-14.

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

grittyreboot posted:

The American equivalent of a cafe is a coffee shop. A diner is a usually 24 hour restaurant that serves traditional American food.

You're getting a cafe confused with a caff

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Tiggum posted:

Sure. In America. Where you use words wrong.

Hey buddy, we didn't wipe out 99% of the indigenous populace so that Europeans could mistakenly lecture us on the meaning of the words we stole from the cultures we genocided.

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Straight White Shark posted:

Hey buddy, we didn't wipe out 99% of the indigenous populace so that Europeans could mistakenly lecture us on the meaning of the words we stole from the cultures we genocided.

Pretty sure he's Australian, which is even worse.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

small bird pudding posted:

Pretty sure he's Australian, which is even worse.

Hey now, we're just like drunk Europeans who happen to be racist to all our neighbours.

Wait, that's basically just Europeans.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Let's not derail.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sweet jesus this is a good one

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Let's not derail.



venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

"Bilbo Baggins, do not take me for some conjurer of cheap loving tricks!"

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

"Bilbo Baggins, do not take me for some conjurer of cheap loving tricks!"

*camera cuts to dejected looking rock band*

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Bilbo loving Baggins

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

"A wizard should loving know better!"

or

"Little loving orcs, burarum."

Lord of the loving Rings has good meme potential

E: One does not simply loving walk into Mordor.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

*Gandalf speaking in a heavy yorkshire accent* Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin gently caress... I might have known!

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
"Fool of a loving Took!"

"It loving comes in pints?!"

"It betrayed Isildur to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and half thousand years the Ring passed out of all knowledge. Until when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer. The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there, it consumed him. The Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived. Its time had loving come."

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/Jordan_Coombe/status/1164924392184385538?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/unbalancedmemes/status/1164990238541983744?s=21

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he loving means to.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

They're loving taking the hobbits to isengard

They're loving
They're loving
They're loving

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
"Aw gently caress, this lava really hurts! This was a super bad idea!" - Gollum

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
There’s some good loving in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/jonnyklemchuk/status/1164887077785395200?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/mightbecursed/status/1165263003538907137?s=21

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
I ain't been loving no Eves sir, honest

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Can a "gently caress" be exchanged for a "suck the poo poo straight out of my rear end in a top hat" under MPAA guidelines?

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Who What Now posted:

Can a "gently caress" be exchanged for a "suck the poo poo straight out of my rear end in a top hat" under MPAA guidelines?

Share the load, Mr Baggins!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
A thread to help drive you insane

https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1163589661677125632?s=19

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


gently caress you fools

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

gently caress me harder, Sam.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/1aurrr/status/1164684176882360321?s=21

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

...is this implying Stanley Kubrick was killed?

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

felch me daddy jr. posted:

...is this implying Stanley Kubrick was killed?

Haven’t read that thread but people believe he was killed for revealing the truth behind the pedophiles in eyes wide shut. Or maybe the moon landing in the shining. Hard to tell

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Ambitious Spider posted:

Haven’t read that thread but people believe he was killed for revealing the truth behind the pedophiles in eyes wide shut. Or maybe the moon landing in the shining. Hard to tell

The latter was invented to discredit the former

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1165256317575061504?s=19

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
plunges into firey abyss, arm outstretched

My fuckiiiiiiiiing preeecioussssssss

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
What about second loving breakfast?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand.

Many that live deserve death. And many that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo?

Then do not be quick to deal out death in judgement. For even the loving wise cannot see all ends.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Deadwoodifying Lord of the Rings is probably the only way anyone could get me to watch it.

https://twitter.com/SamuraiCorndog/status/1164888000800710657

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

Sweet jesus this is a good one

So good it apparently violated Twitter ToS.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Pyroclastic posted:

So good it apparently violated Twitter ToS.

ron perlman wished the koch brothers a swift and speedy reunion

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Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

luxury handset posted:

ron perlman wished the koch brothers a swift and speedy reunion

:perfect:

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