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habeasdorkus posted:I love the idea of an entire world very similar to ours deciding "Nah, this is so stupid. Close our loving gate and lose our number."
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A.o.D. posted:He's definitely killed at least 6 billion demons. "... but to me, it was Tuesday"
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Aug 25, 2019 19:14
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pseudorandom name posted:If you want to kill ghosts you load your shells with rock salt. 
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what i am saying is that Doom Guy is beyond royalty because he kills deamons with conventional weapons and the deamons are afraid of him.
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Aug 25, 2019 19:33
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Doom Slayer is absolutely a furious dumbass.
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Aug 25, 2019 19:40
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Well poo poo, this is actually a real-rear end quote
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ElMaligno posted:what i am saying is that Doom Guy is beyond royalty because he kills deamons with conventional weapons and the deamons are afraid of him. Consider: there is no such thing as a shotgun
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ChaseSP posted:Doom Slayer is absolutely a furious dumbass. The log entries with the demons going "this guy's a monster he's killing us all" were some great additions to that game.
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"Moon's haunted": Let's Play Preyhabeasdorkus posted:As for Doom guy, he's very horny for killing hellspawn. S/SSS+/SS+ vs any supernatural bullshit, S/F/SS+ otherwise. Pretty sure he'd have a real chance at beating Solomon's martial arts bullshit just by getting real dang angry.
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habeasdorkus posted:so we should hopefully avoid any of the really cringe entrants (looking at you, big tiddy anime furry w/ a sword).
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Aug 25, 2019 21:13
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SardonicTyrant posted:"Moon's haunted": Let's Play Prey The Doom Slayer is eligible to be Pope.
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PMush Perfect posted:DS has never had sex, and is, according to the novels, a devout, practicing Catholic. Wait, those are requirements?
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do pope reqs say anything about weird fixations about lemons because novel doom guy has a whole thing going on there
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YaketySass posted:Wait, those are requirements? No, it's technically just be a male who's a baptized Catholic. From a practical standpoint, though, if you aren't a cardinal you shouldn't hold your breath.
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Pretty sure past popes have had fixations so prob not a big deal I was thinking of submitting a wizard loosely based on Ekh, but I dunno. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmB4DfG-3K4 he would win by flipping poo poo around like a hallucination the whole time. Dunno if I have my poo poo together enough to pull it off, my xcom thread should have been done by now
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jng2058 posted:From a practical standpoint, though, if you aren't a cardinal you shouldn't hold your breath. It also ruins the joke.
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Iunno, I think at a certain point of solo demon-killing you become eligible for Pope as a purely practical matter.
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The question isn't who would allow the Doom Slayer to be pope. The question is who could stop him.
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ChaseSP posted:The question isn't who would allow the Doom Slayer to be pope. The question is who could stop him. The chimney explodes in burning red from all the demon killing Doomguy is doing. Turns out the vatican was on a hellgate
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Turns out the vatican was on a hellgate Was there ever any doubt?
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Fish Noise posted:do pope reqs say anything about weird fixations about lemons because novel doom guy has a whole thing going on there Is this why? 
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I wouldn't trust that lemon.
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PMush Perfect posted:DS has never had sex, and is, according to the novels, a devout, practicing Catholic. Pope Doomguy would probably look a lot like  
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https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1165797506011291648 wonder what furious dumbassery they'll resort to now
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Yeah, no way that Gog is putting her up against the easiest opponent in each round. Alt-text has those two at S/C/A and C/S/S.
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Aug 26, 2019 02:48
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the extent to which White Chain does not even remotely give a gently caress is hilarious
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Got is clearly doing their best to match Allison up against opponents who can come the closest to rivaling her Dumb Bitch Energy.
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habeasdorkus posted:Yeah, no way that Gog is putting her up against the easiest opponent in each round. Alt-text has those two at S/C/A and C/S/S. There's so many reasons for why that could be, too. It could be that Gog's genuinely a poor judge of what strength is, or that she's decided she is jealous of everyone else mentoring Allison and wanted to give it a try by giving her tough guys to fight so she can actually get a shot at hurting Solomon-David, or that she forgot about her plan and just wants to see cool fights, or all of the above.
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Perhaps it's time to let noted master warrior Incubus take the helm. It would certainly be in character.
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It does feel like this is the cue for someone else to enter the scene, but the options are pretty wide open. Incubus, Gog, Maya, this guy who's been following White Chain, Cio (lol), Solomon (double lol)?
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I just assume that after Alison basically told her to gently caress off Gog cancelled the deal
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President Ark posted:https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1165797506011291648 I wonder if anyone is going to comment on the 10 Cubit Spear.
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Yeah white chain is fighting dudes in both rounds we’ve seen and Allison is fighting actual monsters.
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Alison just invert gravity and send your opponent into space. Smarter not harder. Maybe limit it to only your opponent though. Don't want everyone in the spectator stands going as well.
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Demiurge4 posted:Yeah white chain is fighting dudes in both rounds we’ve seen and Allison is fighting actual monsters. I get the impression that White Chain would probably no-sell those freaks just as easily as her more ordinary looking opponents, though.
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Neopie posted:I just assume that after Alison basically told her to gently caress off Gog cancelled the deal she was genuinely surprised at how much trouble Lo-Kai gave her, she’s definitely rigging the brackets I suspect that these guys are still the weakest of the lot, you just don’t make it into the tournament without a few S ranks under your belt
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I wonder how much arse White Chain could kick if allison made her an emissary. Not that I think she's in the mood for it right now. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Aug 26, 2019 |
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Operant said a long while back that Allison's sword training would be the darkest part of the comic. Probably time to buckle up, folks.
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Darth Walrus posted:Operant said a long while back that Allison's sword training would be the darkest part of the comic. Probably time to buckle up, folks. Oh yeah, I forgot he said that. I assume it's going to be Maya training her and I can't loving wait.
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