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Say yes to rear end-ism, not fascism!
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My anti-fash boner will be jammed
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Aug 24, 2019 08:48
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Mr. Dick doesn't want to be a "downer" or present an argument from futility, but from February 14th, 2015 up untill right now there have been exactly 31 downloads of BonerJamz Vol. 1. If the aim is to gather enough in donations to a.)have an impact or b.) break even on administrative costs and fees, then the promotion for BonerJamz Vol. 3 is going to need to be bigger than "Hey, someone who understands reddit go post something on reddit".
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Aug 24, 2019 09:36
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Aug 24, 2019 10:04
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In. Smashing keys == smashing fash
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Aug 24, 2019 12:08
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I'm all about it. I came up with a very stupid idea for a sample jam, but I'll save it until after this.
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Aug 24, 2019 14:37
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I'm in. Time to dust off those Atari Teenage Riot CDs for
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Aug 24, 2019 14:43
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where does the boner part fit in? are these supposed to be sexy songs
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Aug 24, 2019 18:01
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No idea if my skills are up for this, but thought I'd post some useful links to samples: A huge library of US presidential speeches, all with audio downloads. Using them in songs should be covered under parody, but they're also in the public domain: https://millercenter.org/the-presidency/presidential-speeches Hitler speeches, for when you really can't much tell the difference between that and a Trump rally: https://archive.org/details/Hitler_Speeches Results of searching for "fascist" on archive.org -- mostly a bunch of Antifa podcasts, but also looks like some white pride bullshit. All free to remix. https://archive.org/search.php?query=fascist&and%5B%5D=mediatype%3A%22audio%22 Somebody recorded a reading of the "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" from WWII, intended to train anti-fascist resistance fighters. https://archive.org/details/simple_sabotage_0908_librivox
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Aug 24, 2019 18:21
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:where does the boner part fit in? are these supposed to be sexy songs the boner is vestigial
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Aug 24, 2019 18:34
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:where does the boner part fit in? are these supposed to be sexy songs Antifascism is inherently sexy. The inalienable core, the secret capstone of fascist movements is sexual frustration. The unity that fascism requires and bolsters is only incidentally based around racist principles. It is necessarily based around sexist principles. The "other" that it requires as a thing to react against is the sexual other. Fascism subjugates women and kills homosexuals because the most primary divide among people that can be leveraged to create, or manipulate, reactions against is the divide between boners and boner receptacles. The "them or us" that provides the unity and drive for fascism is between the men who know a woman's place in the world and everyone else who thinks they're jerks. Sexual and gender differences are ubiquitous among, and necessary for the continuation of a species that reproduces itself sexually. The fascist must position itself as fundamentally different from, and in hostile opposition to, the very hole that birthed it into the world and to all other holes. Fascist ideology precludes sex, the fascist limp penis can never lovingly, consensually, or cooperatively enter a hole. It cannot unite with the other. Fascism is dry dicked, nihilistic, apocalyptic, self annihilating, hateful, and necessarily anti-boner. Fascism is the opposite of sexy, that is how it defines itself. After declaring half the world's population, mothers, wives and sisters, as slaves and enemies, arbitrarily directing blind hatred towards any other group is trivial. Fascism is an identity based around not being able to get laid, mostly because you are a terrible person. This personal identity amalgamates to a group unity, a collection of people united by their inability to get laid and motivated by what they perceive as the social structures and cultural norms preventing them from getting laid. Hitler was, first and foremost, unfuckable. There is a one-one overlap between incels and neofascists. The proud boys hold a membership criteria of not beating off, assuring that their unfuckable membership won't even get the one sexual release that they have at hand. Fascism is a tool for capitalism. Instead of recognizing the structural obstacle to getting laid, that they're broke, prospectless losers, and that western culture goads people into seeing access to capital as the primary criteria for male fuckability, these easily duped suckers are tricked into thinking that they're unfuckable because of feminism or because people have dating standards or because of cultural Marxism or whatever other lie they're sold.
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Aug 24, 2019 21:57
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On that note, here's a bunch of free orgasm samples: https://freesound.org/search/?q=orgasm
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Aug 24, 2019 22:00
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Mr. Dick posted:Antifascism is inherently sexy. The inalienable core, the secret capstone of fascist movements is sexual frustration. I trust you are gonna have that post read out through a vocoder on your tune? Its great.
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Aug 24, 2019 22:07
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thank you mr. dick
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Aug 24, 2019 22:12
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Direct action is v needs suiting to my boners tyvm and tia. Reminder archive.org has hell of old speeches, radio broadcasts etc. gonna give this one a go since I just stuck a squid salmple in the silver machine. Maybe I can be negativland or kmfdm back when they.
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Aug 24, 2019 22:21
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Oh, also some inspiration: https://soundcloud.com/mustdiemusic/resist Startyde posted:Direct action is v needs suiting to my boners tyvm and tia. Some WWII-era FDR samples would be pretty great: https://millercenter.org/the-presidency/presidential-speeches/january-7-1943-state-union-address quote:Yes, the Nazis and the Fascists have asked for it—and they are going to get it. https://millercenter.org/the-presidency/presidential-speeches/july-28-1943-fireside-chat-25-fall-mussolini quote:The criminal, corrupt Fascist regime ... is going to pieces.
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Aug 24, 2019 23:12
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hell yeah, maybe this will motivate me to actually finish a track for once (probably not)
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Aug 24, 2019 23:12
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:thank you mr. dick 
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Aug 24, 2019 23:24
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NonzeroCircle posted:I trust you are gonna have that post read out through a vocoder on your tune? Its great. The album liner notes. Or the essay that accompanies the download, like a jazz or classical record.
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Aug 24, 2019 23:41
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I'm getting a ton of mileage out of buying that SoundForge pack. I've been collecting and creating samples and recordings and it's been smoothing them out super easy. Weird clicks gone. Weird hum gone. Weird everything - gone. Neato.
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Aug 25, 2019 00:09
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here y'all are posting historical and royalty free samples and everything I already made a stupid rear end song/remix but didn't realize until now that it doesn't belong in this because it samples a commercial song  at least I got some practice working with samples, but I feel like an idiot
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Aug 25, 2019 00:45
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Your Computer posted:here y'all are posting historical and royalty free samples and everything What sample? Maybe do it anyway?
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Aug 25, 2019 01:33
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Electric Bugaloo posted:What sample? Maybe do it anyway? Lead out in cuffs posted:Somebody recorded a reading of the "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" from WWII, intended to train anti-fascist resistance fighters. 
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Aug 25, 2019 01:39
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did someone say boner jamz https://soundcloud.com/yourcomputer/dirty-factory lyrics in case you want to sing along quote:"A clean factory is not susceptible to fire, but a dirty one is" (i am very sleep deprived and this turned into something very different from what i usually make, and also incredibly dumb. i swear i'll try making a proper song too) Your Computer fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Aug 27, 2019 |
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Aug 25, 2019 06:53
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Not sure if I'm going to use it for anything but if you anyone wants to sample James Earl Jones shouting at a fascist there's a great bit at about 9:32 in this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLVqCGeK6JM
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Aug 25, 2019 07:16
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I was thinking this antifa classic could come in handy https://youtu.be/ulCw7RJ5eE8
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Aug 25, 2019 12:26
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There are some pretty good current and recent South and Central American protests to sample. There aren't any in the U.S. because
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Aug 25, 2019 22:24
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If I end up with any free time, I might throw some sort of musical idea I'm working on into this jam of the boner. Also, with regards to the sampling challenge, I can't remember if it was me who mentioned it (I think it was?) but I was PMing back and forth with So Math, and told them my general idea for it, which is below:quote:If you're curious, my original idea was that the organizer would go and find 4 random samples from freesound.org (CC license 0, so they're all public domain and we don't end up in trouble with anything), throw them up on google drive or something, and then give everyone a week or so to come up with 2-3 different sound effects they made using only these three samples (and whatever plugin effect they want, but they should list them so we'll know). So, maybe after this latest boner jam, we could try this out? Could be fun!
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Aug 26, 2019 15:47
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I would give that a try! The boner jam is beyond me skill-wise at this point though.
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Aug 26, 2019 17:30
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humbly submitting These Machines Kill Fascists as a tagline
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Aug 26, 2019 17:57
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My Lovely Horse posted:humbly submitting These Machines Kill Fascists as a tagline  I'm doubtful for being able to contribute; combining lyrics with intent into music is two bridges too far for my abilities. Unless you want an intentionally shrill and lovely otamatone cover of a song fascists revere to be played at weaponized volume. But we can always see if inspiration strikes.
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Aug 26, 2019 18:57
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The Meeblip Geode is the poo poo and a good intro synth piece for $150 vs the Neutron or something overly complicated esp. if you have something like a Keystep already. Not being a Eurorack guy is a pain because I have a lot of multistrips.
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Aug 26, 2019 19:03
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stillvisions posted:I'm doubtful for being able to contribute; combining lyrics with intent into music is two bridges too far for my abilities.
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Aug 26, 2019 19:40
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NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:The Meeblip Geode is the poo poo and a good intro synth piece for $150 vs the Neutron or something overly complicated esp. if you have something like a Keystep already. I have a bunch of random gear and I’m at the point where it makes more sense to go traditional rack mount power and patch bays and snakes and junk. Just need to label and organize all my random power supplies
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Aug 26, 2019 19:53
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:If I end up with any free time, I might throw some sort of musical idea I'm working on into this jam of the boner. Also, with regards to the sampling challenge, I can't remember if it was me who mentioned it (I think it was?) but I was PMing back and forth with So Math, and told them my general idea for it, which is below: also was my submission that bad that we're just ignoring it?
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Aug 26, 2019 21:32
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Your Computer posted:yeah, something like that would be super fun! Organizing it might be a pain though, if everyone has to upload stuff? I really liked it! I'm just also at work and couldn't really respond at the moment.
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Aug 26, 2019 21:50
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It wouldn't play back in the Android app and I promptly forgot it existed. But it's good!
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Aug 26, 2019 21:55
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Your Computer posted:
Mr. Dick spent the last 3 years on reddit. He thought he upvoted it.
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Aug 26, 2019 23:11
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Your Computer posted:yeah, something like that would be super fun! Organizing it might be a pain though, if everyone has to upload stuff? Yeah I liked it too -- good 80s/90s industrial vibe, and great use of the samples. If you wanted it extra filthy you could add in some public domain sex samples from freesound fading in and out in the background.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:If you wanted it extra filthy you could add in some public domain sex samples from freesound fading in and out in the background. Too much, IMO. Music with sex samples is almost always super awkward to listen to anywhere other humans are.
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