Scruffpuff posted:

Green sauce has always been my favorite appetizer. Did they provide anything to use said sauce on, or do you just tip it into your maw?

Scruffpuff posted:

Green sauce has always been my favorite appetizer. Did they provide anything to use said sauce on, or do you just tip it into your maw?

MarcusSA posted:

Bumble He posted:

ouch. these dishes you would typically eat at the kiosk in a public swimming pool.
or at your workplace's cafeteria.

trucutru posted:

You have to take into account these are forty-something nerds you're talking about. You cannot just drop something adventurous, like tacos with bleu cheese (and a dollop of yogurt) on top of them.

Quavers posted:

"Attention will be paid to the character model, animations and voice recordings coming from an actor. Thereby the character should look more real. Hideo Kojima was mentioned as a counterexample. He uses three different characters for the character model, the animations and the voice recordings."

Chris Roberts > Hideo Kojima

Sanya Juutilainen posted:

"SQ42 will have more animations than other games"

MarcusSA posted:

trucutru posted:

You have to take into account these are forty-something nerds you're talking about. You cannot just drop something adventurous, like tacos with bleu cheese (and a dollop of yogurt) on top of them.

tuo posted:

Chris Robberts: <highlights CryPhysics class name> <right click> <refactor->rename> <enters StarPhysics2.0> <receives error message> <enters StarPhysicsTwoPointZero> <okay> <okay>



<gives himself a 10% raise> <goes home>

Baxta posted:

Stand back boys I will refactor the physics!

code:

#include <stdio.h>
 
int main () {

   /*magic numbers for nostalgia*/
   int currentYear = 2019;

   int a = 1;


   LOOP:do {
   
      if( a >= currentYear ) {
         /* skip the iteration */
         a = a + 1;
         goto LOOP;
      }
		
      printf("Star Citizen is released!");
      a++;

   }while( a <= currentYear );
 	/*Always return zero*/
   return 0;
}

Mirificus posted:

Sanya Juutilainen posted:

"SQ42 will have more animations than other games"

Yes, that worked SO great for The Order: 1886.

MarcusSA posted:

Combat Theory posted:

AbstractNapper posted:

But certainly it worked better for Ryse: Son of Rome. Eh? Eh?

Tippis posted:

I hate you and everything you stand for.

This may seem like an overreaction to such a short code snippet, but I feel fully justified in feeling this way.

Dementropy posted:

Dementropy posted:

Aramoro posted:

I don't want to be a negative nelly here and suggest they have no thought of something here but.. So they get SSOCS working so the server is only looking after the assets that players are near. Cool, no one is on Daymar so who care about Daymar. Now release the game and you have 2 million players they all want a piece of the action. Now every location in Star Citizen has players in it, it's like SSOCS streaming didn't exist.

It feels like they're putting a lot of effort in to solving the wrong problem.

Sanya Juutilainen posted:

Blobby is really refreshed, isn't he? He tried to use the "independent finance auditors say SC is worth 500M" nonsense on me as well, seems like a new favourite of his.

Of course there was no such audit - CI would be happy if their total assets were worth 100 million in 2018. Refactoring a $20 asset five times doesn't make it cost $100, it's still a $20 asset.

Dementropy posted:

Critical Hit

Hav posted:

Independent auditors? I missed that. Who ran the audit?

Edit: who remembers Arthur Anderson’s hasty rebrand?

Hav posted:

Can i get a signed version of that Beet ‘Beet Wagon’ Wagon tweet before he gets all Hollywood?

Quavers posted:

"Attention will be paid to the character model, animations and voice recordings coming from an actor. Thereby the character should look more real. Hideo Kojima was mentioned as a counterexample. He uses three different characters for the character model, the animations and the voice recordings."

Chris Roberts > Hideo Kojima

skeletors_condom posted: