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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Tesseraction posted:

On the plus side literally anyone facing an eviction notice for weed on the premises at the moment should be able to point to this reddit thread and say "I was set-up!"

I kinda assumed this was the actual intent of the post, I have a hard time believing a landlord would pop onto Reddit to incriminate themselves.

Ed: Balls. Section 212 of the Housing Act 2004 is "Tenancy Deposit Schemes"

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

any representation of the solar system requires some of this because it doesn't operate on scales that humans easily comprehend.
There's always this.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

HJB posted:

I kinda assumed this was the actual intent of the post, I have a hard time believing a landlord would pop onto Reddit to incriminate themselves.

I don't know what makes you think parasites have to be smart lol.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

wait, what

https://twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1166309475499880448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

she's not making GBS threads on him immediately out the gate?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

"All the opposition party leaders" lol.

All of them.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Legislation is the Lib Dems proposal rather than VONC so I guess that's all they could get any agreement on.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

There's always this.

This is fantastic and tbh all future attempts to represent stuff in space should just be a black page with:

quote:

...As it turns out, things are pretty far apart.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Seems like a first attempt at legislation was inevitable. What matters is whether once that fails we get a nice banging VONC on it

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice
How likely is it that the opposition can even table any legislation in time? Can't Mogg just refuse to put them on the order paper?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Here's some unhelpful solar system pie charts, everyone loves pie charts



(Msc is non-sun solar system mass)

Here's the planets



Here's the solid planets/bodies



And here's the moons



and if it can't be done well in a succession of ill-presented pie charts, well, i guess it can't be done period

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Failed Imagineer posted:

Seems like a first attempt at legislation was inevitable. What matters is whether once that fails we get a nice banging VONC on it

This was bad for Jeremy Corbyn. On the day of the first general election In April he was making his first visit to a campaign meeting His office told the BBC that he had been briefed by Downing Street and was "completely relaxed" He was "very confident" of their success in making him prime minister. The same day he told the BBC he would not campaign with the Lib Dems to stop Labour gaining power By early May, he had made "over a dozen announcements" of his selection He claimed the election was "the fight of the century for socialism in the UK"
On Friday, he laid a banging VONC on it.

Edit: the planets pie chart is actually a much better way of understanding scale. Jupiter and Saturn are just huge.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

One thing Aurora conveys quite well is that everything outside of Mars is much further apart than anything sunward of it.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

and if it can't be done well in a succession of ill-presented pie charts, well, i guess it can't be done period

Are you literally every consultant I've ever encountered?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1166315438462124033

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sort of makes sense in the theme of persistently appearing to be the only reasonable person in the room.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Even ol' fordy seems pleased https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1166315883972780035

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Earth's moon 'The Moon' is the least creatively named moon, and should at least be called Luna or something, although I'm partial to Selenia.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
You kinda have to call Earth Terra then as well. Which is fine

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



What type of posh knobs call it the moon anyway?

where im from we call it big roundy

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The moon is the moon, the earth is "the planet"

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ratjaculation posted:

What type of posh knobs call it the moon anyway?

where im from we call it big roundy

Funny, thats what we call yer mam.

Haha got em.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Failed Imagineer posted:

You kinda have to call Earth Terra then as well. Which is fine

Tellus or gtfo

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

I call it moon fa...

(probated for this post)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
*in very jess philips frances tweeter voice* We called it council streetlight because that's all we had when we were very working class, "get tin tub out our dad, council streetlight's on tonight" we'd say. Very real working class experiences.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
^^^
[e]: :lol:

Failed Imagineer posted:

You kinda have to call Earth Terra then as well. Which is fine

Vlex posted:

Tellus or gtfo

Lots of Gaia denialists ITT. :colbert:

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Aug 27, 2019

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Personally I reckon we should rename Earth to 'pile of poo poo keep away'

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Earth synonyms: soil, topsoil, loam, clay, silt, dirt, sod, clod, turf

checks out

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Gotta go Mike, I've got to catch the 5:34 to Mars via THIS IS NO PLACE OF HONOR

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I'd like to be from Clod City, Dirt

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


The CSPAM UK thread has the leaked operation yellowhammer summary, makes for a fun reading.

e: technically it's just the summary

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Aug 27, 2019

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Private Speech posted:

The CSPAM UK thread has the leaked operation yellowhammer files, makes for a fun reading.

*reading down the list and drop A# chugging riff plays in head*

death


death


death



deaaatth




death


death


deaaaattthhhhhhhhh

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Tesseraction posted:

*reading down the list and drop A# chugging riff plays in head*

death


death


death



deaaatth




death


death


deaaaattthhhhhhhhh

My favourite Dethklok tune.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Given that parliament has failed to pass anti no deal legislation on multiple occasions I find it rather silly that they'll somehow do it now.

Lunar Suite
Jun 5, 2011

If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.
Tag yourself, I'm the single sentence on "The poor"

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Lunar Suite posted:

Tag yourself, I'm the single sentence on "The poor"

I'm "an adequacy assessment could take years."

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Lunar Suite posted:

Tag yourself, I'm the single sentence on "The poor"
I'm "Her Majesty’s government will act in accordance with the rule of law"

Private Speech posted:

The CSPAM UK thread has the leaked operation yellowhammer summary, makes for a fun reading.

e: technically it's just the summary

quote:

Public and business readiness for no-deal will remain at a low level, and will decrease to lower levels
We regret to inform you that public readiness has decreased from 'gently caress all' to 'gently caress all and on fire'.

quote:

Public water services are likely to remain largely unaffected, thanks to actions now being taken by water companies. The most significant single risk is a failure in the chemicals supply chain. The likelihood of this is considered low, and the impact is likely to be local, affecting only hundreds of thousands of people.
:frogon:

quote:

There is an assumption that there will be no big changes in adult social care on the day after EU Exit. The adult social care market is already fragile because of the declining financial viability of providers.
Ah, the one bit of good news. It can't get much worse because we've already hosed it so much over the past decades.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

^^^^^ :argh:

Lunar Suite posted:

Tag yourself, I'm the single sentence on "The poor"

Good news everyone!

quote:

There is an assumption that there will be no big changes in adult social care on the day after EU Exit.

Why can we assume this?

quote:

The adult social care market is already fragile because of the declining financial viability of providers.

....oh.

Niric fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Aug 27, 2019

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
UKMT: the impact is likely to be local, affecting only hundreds of thousands of people

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Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


I'm the bit about the return of BSE and the death of lots of animals from preventable disease:

quote:

ii) Any disruption that reduces, delays or stops the supply of medicines for UK veterinary use would reduce our ability to prevent and control disease outbreaks, with potential harm to animal health and welfare, the environment and wider food safety and availability, as well as, in the case of zoonotic diseases, posing a risk to human health. Industry stockpiling will not be able to match the 4-12 weeks’ stockpiling that took place in March 2019. Air freight capacity and the special import scheme are not a financially viable way to mitigate risks associated with veterinary medicine availability issues.

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