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monkeytek posted:The potato shortage at the tables was actually a lore tie in to the great Vanduul Potato Famine of 2835, that coincidently enough, was the initiator of the great conflict. The year 2835 was a dark time for the verse.
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peter gabriel posted:You are dealing with people who bought $275 tickets to go to a sales pitch, that then went onto redit to tell everyone why it was not a sales pitch I have been informed by a few fellow redditors that, since they had already decided to buy anything offered during the meeting, then it wasn't a pitch: they didn't have to convince anybody to buy.
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trucutru posted:I have been informed by a few fellow redditors that, since they had already decided to buy anything offered during the meeting, then it wasn't a pitch: they didn't have to convince anybody to buy. They were just following orders
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 16:48 |
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The presentation around it being a 'lone wolf' ship and so on does seem to argue for it being a SC ship rather than 42. I bet the lasersats will appear in 42 tho. Mines like that have been in pretty much every space fighter game.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 16:49 |
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his nibs posted:I remember he probated me once.. its like we bonded somehow... Mod's pet. They only hung me the right way up last week. Bloody marvellous race, the Romans. Brazilianpeanutwar posted:ever spent £3 on a gas station sandwich and felt ripped off when it wasn't that good? I would be considering the source of the sandwich. Now, try spending $300 a chef Nobu's place down at Disney and coming away with a stolen credit card _and_ food poisoning. Yeah, I'm fancy. TheDeadlyShoe posted:The presentation around it being a 'lone wolf' I think we use 'Domestic Terrorist' now.
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:The presentation around it being a 'lone wolf' ship and so on does seem to argue for it being a SC ship rather than 42. The "lone wolf" angle makes sense if you think about the potato situation
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 16:51 |
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The pirate version will launch speedboats
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 16:52 |
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In any case, every new ship brings us closer to the space submarine and that'll be glorious to see.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 16:55 |
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Bofast posted:"Some people had no dishes", "there wasn't enough potatoes for all", "not enough bread for the starters", "portions were really small sized". I'm more interested in the final line, "At least there has been enough beer and wine for all." Plying people with alcohol is literally the go to tactic of a wide array of people that want something from another party. Throw in the fact they did it to people they controlled to be on an empty stomach and you have some careful planning that deserves recognition.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:00 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I wonder if there's hope for any of those people. Sure the vast, vast majority will take their stupidity with them to their graves, labeling it "genius" until their final breath, but surely there's at least one guy that could be reached. One person you can talk to and say, "Dude, you're someone else's PhD. Right now that's your net value to society - that someone else has learned how to help others by watching you fail", and the light dawns on them. The one with the mustache? Possibly so.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:03 |
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shrach posted:I'm more interested in the final line, "At least there has been enough beer and wine for all." I blacked out and the next thing I remember was waking up in my hotel room with an IOU for a "MINELAYER" and my wallet was missing.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:04 |
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shrach posted:I'm more interested in the final line, "At least there has been enough beer and wine for all." You're on to something.
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Colostomy Bag posted:The year 2835 was a dark time for the verse. Have you guys ever worried about the fact that it was only a couple degrees of climate change that launched the French Revolution? I've been thinking about that a lot lately. Also, Good Eats is back. It's pretty cool that some people can leave something they like on good terms and pick it back up a decade later and still be just as good at it. First episode is on youtube in full!
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Jonny Nox posted:Also, Good Eats is back. It's pretty cool that some people can leave something they like on good terms and pick it back up a decade later and still be just as good at it. First episode is on youtube in full! I can't get a clear answer on this - is ONLY the first episode going to be free on Youtube, or will the entire series? Will I have to get the food network to watch it?
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:12 |
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shrach posted:I'm interested in the final line, "At least there has been enough beer and wine for all." I think Crobberts might be intentionally scamming these folks
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Virtual Captain posted:I think Crobberts might be intentionally scamming these folks You heretic.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:31 |
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You might begin to conclude the ability to recognize really basic patterns is completely alien to star citizens.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:31 |
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lol that is how they are going to solve the netcode issues just make it completely singleplayer without telling anyone and just keep insisting that there are players but you can't distinguish them from the hyperintelligent npcs
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:32 |
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AbstractNapper posted:The dinner was a ruse. I can't wait for the SQ42 soldiers being a bunch of blank faced NPCs squeezed into too small chairs and enjoying procedurally generated green sauce Beet Wagon posted:not to keep banging on about my one funny tweet but this made me lol. It's not like Chris is in the games industry anymore, anyway.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:33 |
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Incoming comms: "Hey you there, I see you have something valuable, give it to me or I will rip it from your cold dead hands - lust is on my mind" Is it: 1) The never before seen AI acting like a human 2) A real life commando mistaking cargo for a potato 3) CI¬G's marketing team
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:36 |
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reignofevil posted:You might begin to conclude the ability to recognize really basic patterns is completely alien to star citizens. Joe Blobers is one of their best apologists because he takes everything on face value, and you're never quite sure if it's the broken English or broken brain that's doing all the work.
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DebonaireD posted:There is no such thing as good dogfighting. It is all just turning as hard as you can, and it sucks. I doubt it will, but that would be some AAA level comedy. I guess the WoW Classic servers launched like... yesterday? Blizzard was clearly not ready for the amount of people who wanted to play on them, to the point where people seemed to get queues in the launcher itself and/or could not even resubscribe because of the load. Of course, we have our own Lethality to confirm that it will probably go pretty well by saying how he wants to play something else https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/1166357398891761664
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:42 |
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Actually, folks thought it sucked, mostly because it sucked. It wasn't "hardcore," it was infantile, unless you think jumping out of a colored area is the height of hardcore gameplay. Wake me up when the poo poo that kills you comes out of nowhere and is not telegraphed in literally any way whatsoever, and raid attrition is a guarantee rather than a function of not standing in the bad. I've always enjoyed gamers who use the word "hardcore" to describe the act of sitting on their ever-widening asses for hours and days while they move their wrists slightly.
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Sabreseven posted:Didn't have time to paste an arm in, but glitchy is what CInotG does best It's good enough as is
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peter gabriel posted:Incoming comms: derek
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:54 |
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Lol. This guy. THIS GUY. Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Aug 27, 2019 |
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Bofast posted:It's good enough as is Word. Sabreseven, it's great.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:
He's not wrong, but he fails to understand that any grouping works, for example, the Cosa Nostra ensures revenue to pay their employees, provide protection and other entirely legitimate business.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:06 |
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It also completely ruins his other arguments in that thread where he claims that letting people buy $1000 ships isn't unbalanced because CIG said 90% NPCS!!!! or something.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:08 |
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*ahem* I invite you all to... Theorycraft with me for a moment: -Why does a minelayer have a crew of 8? -Not counting the pilot, what will the 7 other crewmen do as part of their normal gameplay function? -Do mines load and dispense automatically? -Did Chris watch Star Wars while high and forget that the opening sequence featured bombers and not minelayers? -How much does one mine cost, and how will this be balanced between the various different mines? -How is the player expected to "launch" mines, and how are patterns established? -Is it possible to track down who placed which mines and earn a bounty or "bad" reputation that way? -Why can't mines be named? -Why can't mines be painted a different color? -Can mines be used as impromptu bombs? -How safe will it be to fly? -Can you ram a minelayer into another ship and cause a supermassive explosion because of the volatile cargo you have? -Why not? -Wait a minute... can you load a Hull E with mines, crash THAT into a planet or star and create a black hole? Oh, wait, this game is loving stupid and will never be realistic because that is too impossibly complex for some dipshit who can't code, in a video game in 2019.
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Bofast posted:I doubt it will, but that would be some AAA level comedy. I played the launch last night. My queue was ~30 minutes because I'm not a numpty and signed up on one of the newer servers. It was a goddamn blast, most fun I've had in a multiplayer game in years. Dun Morogh was jam-packed with people fighting for spawns, the quest journals were completely unmarked on the map, the whole thing was a clusterfuck of trying to tag monsters before the hunters could- it made the whole world feel social and active and alive, again. People actually whispered me! People grouped together to do stuff! Low level monsters were actually really scary and pulling two at once was a good way to die! Money and bag-space were stressors but that made the whole thing feel more like an adventure. I worry that the feeling will drop off as the population dies down or spreads out to more manageable levels, but for at least one day, it really felt like an MMO again- the kind where everyone's in it together and it's about the journey, not the destination. There wasn't a single bullshit store or survival mechanic in sight. So yeah I absolutely get why Lethality would hate it.
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Scruffpuff posted:To be fair, CIG paved the road long ago to allow them to just arbitrarily give release numbers to their builds, and backers proved long ago that they'll swallow that and ask for more. 1.0 Release Version will come out, because CIG will just keep the current build as it is and just start calling it that. They'll herald it as a milestone achievement, claim they're now in an "iteration cycle" with more to come so now we've proved haters wrong there's never been a better time to pledge more, and backers will take a thundering herd of victory laps. We live in a strange world where builds have been over 1.0 for years, we pay VAT on transactions, and Chris is on record saying "what is release ?"... yet the game's is early in development, ya know ?
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Jobbo_Fett posted:-Why does a minelayer have a crew of 8? I think you forget, this will enable lone wolf gameplay!
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Scruffpuff posted:Actually, folks thought it sucked, mostly because it sucked. It wasn't "hardcore," it was infantile, unless you think jumping out of a colored area is the height of hardcore gameplay. Wake me up when the poo poo that kills you comes out of nowhere and is not telegraphed in literally any way whatsoever, and raid attrition is a guarantee rather than a function of not standing in the bad. drat what an alpha chad
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Sarsapariller posted:I played the launch last night. My queue was ~30 minutes because I'm not a numpty and signed up on one of the newer servers. It was a goddamn blast, most fun I've had in a multiplayer game in years. Dun Morogh was jam-packed with people fighting for spawns, the quest journals were completely unmarked on the map, the whole thing was a clusterfuck of trying to tag monsters before the hunters could- it made the whole world feel social and active and alive, again. People actually whispered me! People grouped together to do stuff! Low level monsters were actually really scary and pulling two at once was a good way to die! Money and bag-space were stressors but that made the whole thing feel more like an adventure. So weird that none of them were clipping through anything or dying on stairs. I guess Blizzard was way ahead on that server-side OCS technology! They probably bought some of their physics code off of Chris.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:14 |
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I'm the lone wolf dropping mines in space
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:17 |
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Hav posted:I would be considering the source of the sandwich. Now, try spending $300 a chef Nobu's place down at Disney and coming away with a stolen credit card _and_ food poisoning. shrach posted:I'm more interested in the final line, "At least there has been enough beer and wine for all."
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This guy lives near me. I thought you had to work out of the frankfurt office.
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