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I fell like I finally got to know the real you, forums poster wesleywillis. Thank you.
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Well, I figured it was relevant to the current discussion.
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Aug 27, 2019 11:23
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That was no poo poo, you exorcised a demon out of you.
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Aug 27, 2019 13:41
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purple death ray posted:Thanks for that information, I will update goonshits.xls That guy who takes meticulous notes on every goon is already on it.
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Aug 27, 2019 14:01
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wesleywillis posted:Jesus Christ prune juice tastes awful. wrong
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Aug 27, 2019 18:31
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soy posted:wrong peak goon :P
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Aug 27, 2019 18:41
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My Shoes posted:peak goon :P Pique Prune
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Aug 27, 2019 18:42
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DandyLion posted:Pique Prune  Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:No, you're wrong. You're wrong. And if you agree that you're wrong, you're also wrong. WRONG. IM RIGHT AND IM SMARTER. 
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Aug 27, 2019 18:42
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wesleywillis posted:I typically drop a bomb once a day, when I get to work. Its good, and typically means I don't have to go later on in the day. I'm usually out somewhere and don't have access to a shitter nearby which means I have to stop working and take a walk somewhere that could be near or far. I get the once a day in the morning. And it's good. .... But do you eat the rest of the day? Where is all that matter going in the afternoon and evening? I think I may be an advocate of at least 3 good poops a day. But I do have my days, where it just doesn't happen.
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Aug 27, 2019 23:58
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I'm reporting everyone in this thread for shitposting.
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Aug 28, 2019 00:33
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blight rhino posted:I get the once a day in the morning. And it's good. .... But do you eat the rest of the day? Where is all that matter going in the afternoon and evening? Good one in the morning, and typically thats all. Yeah, I eat three meals a day. Works for me.
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Aug 28, 2019 11:20
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quote:Don't get "warming sensation" lube in your eye. It won't warm your dick at all but it will burn the poo poo out of your eyeball. Since this poo poo came from China and is made with God knows what, I'm just glad it's only one eye and I'm praying I'm not half blind tomorrow. thoughts & prayers quote:My confession is that I genuinely enjoy Soylent, the food replacement powder. The chocolate version is actually really good. I don't eat it exclusively, just as a meal replacement every now and then. However, the first time I got it I ate nothing but Soylent for 7 days, and after a few days I had the most terrible gas I've ever had. Like a paint-peeling bad stench that would not dissipate. One time I was at the office and the bathroom was in use when I needed to fart, so I used the nursing/pumping room instead. I'm so sorry to any mother who had to pump in that room for the rest of the week. so, like, you eat the powder, dry? Gross
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Aug 29, 2019 12:54
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A gentle reminder that if you start venting toxic gas from eating something, it’s your body’s extremely simple way of saying “dude seriously don’t eat that”.
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Aug 29, 2019 13:13
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Bust Rodd posted:A gentle reminder that if you start venting toxic gas from eating something, it’s your body’s extremely simple way of saying “dude seriously don’t eat that”. The rat droppings and heavy metals are good for you.
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Aug 29, 2019 13:22
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Bust Rodd posted:A gentle reminder that if you start venting toxic gas from eating something, it’s your body’s extremely simple way of saying “dude seriously don’t eat that”. Lactose intolerance is a bitch, but I deal with it by cutting out all dairy from my diet. One of my brothers likely also has the same issue but he's a disgusting pig who thinks it's funny to let nasty gas out all the time. Don't be like my brother.
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Aug 29, 2019 13:24
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Nocheez posted:Lactose intolerance is a bitch, but I deal with it by cutting out all dairy from my diet. One of my brothers likely also has the same issue but he's a disgusting pig who thinks it's funny to let nasty gas out all the time. Don't be like my brother. Username checks out.
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Aug 29, 2019 14:12
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Username checks out. Life imitating art, I'm afraid.
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Aug 29, 2019 14:16
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Nocheez posted:Lactose intolerance is a bitch, but I deal with it by cutting out all dairy from my diet. One of my brothers likely also has the same issue but he's a disgusting pig who thinks it's funny to let nasty gas out all the time. Don't be like my brother. The human body doesn't really need dairy, and most of what we were told about nutrition was political bullshit anyways to make lobbyist happy.
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Aug 29, 2019 17:09
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Trust me, I agree. I don't know why almost everything in the US today has to be made with milk or cheese, but it do.
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Aug 29, 2019 17:12
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Nocheez posted:Trust me, I agree. I don't know why almost everything in the US today has to be made with milk or cheese, but it do. Literally because the dairy lobby pushes millions and millions and millions of dollars towards other food companies to include their products. It’s rich people forcing us to become fat and fatty buffoons with badbutt.
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Aug 29, 2019 17:18
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Counter point: cheese is delicious if your body can process it. Also ice cream is a god tier dessert and my heartaches for those that don't know the joy of eating an entire pint of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk while sitting in the dark after finishing off a bottle of cheap vodka while you wonder what inside of you makes you impossible to love.
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Aug 29, 2019 17:43
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Solice Kirsk posted:Counter point: cheese is delicious if your body can process it. Also ice cream is a god tier dessert and my heartaches for those that don't know the joy of eating an entire pint of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk while sitting in the dark after finishing off a bottle of cheap vodka while you wonder what inside of you makes you impossible to love. Probably the smell that your body is producing LoL I was at a rave one time with a woman I used to date and she asked me about my best friend. I was like “yeah he’s single go for it” and she said “oh no I couldn’t take the smell, just curious” and I never figured out a way to tell him about it because I couldn’t figure out a way to do it without laughing so hard my guts burst.
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Bust Rodd posted:Probably the smell that your body is producing yes, keep those guts in your stomach bust. Also, gently caress dairy. im highly allergic to it. to most things tho.
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The Mighty Moltres posted:I'm reporting everyone in this thread for shitposting. this is gee bee ess
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Aug 31, 2019 23:15
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jemand posted:this is gee bee ess The bee gees tribute band?
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purple death ray posted:The bee gees tribute band? Splicer fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Sep 2, 2019 |
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Sep 2, 2019 13:26
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Loq did you die?
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Not dead, just short on content, but I do actually have some nowquote:I posted a long time ago, about getting random erections at work due to medications .. and some co workers. Honestly if you want to be office donkeydick and are dressing to accentuate it I can't think of anything wrong with that, you do you Certainly more healthy than being ashamed of your body quote:Movies like "IT" don't scare me because of the evil clown monster. Movies like "IT" scare me because friend groups like that didn't exist for me as a kid and certainly don't as an adult either, so I'm afraid people will notice I'm about to cry during the scenes where the friends are all having a great time. I've never bonded with a group like that. Probably never will at this rate, unless I get drafted into World War 3 or something. I can kind of understand this. In our modern era of alienation etc etc etc you are far from the only person having thoughts like these. I didn't have a close friend group until college and am constantly anxious about falling out of touch with people because I realize how lucky I was to fall into something like that after not having it all through my childhood. Not sure why horror movies in particular are what you're focusing on though. Sex And The City would terrify you.
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loquacius posted:Honestly if you want to be office donkeydick and are dressing to accentuate it I can't think of anything wrong with that, you do you I agree with this. If women are encouraged to wear gauzy, low-cut, form-revealing outfits that accentuate their secondary sexual characteristics, certainly men should be too. 
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Boner goon, if your co-worker was really HAPPILY married, she wouldn't be sending you ANY pics of herself, let alone one of her in bra and panties etc. Hit that poo poo and report back. We haven't heard from that hot co-worker goon for a while, so we need something to inject some life in to this thread. In other words, you're this threads only hope, boner goon.
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In many ways hot coworker goon was the death knell of the thread because we all wanted it to crash and burn and turn into sultry Gone Girl drama bomb but instead some old dude just got to gently caress a hot chick a bunch of times until eventually everything worked out, and we all just sort of shrugged like it was the end of the Bob Newhart show.
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Sagebrush posted:I agree with this. If women are encouraged to wear gauzy, low-cut, form-revealing outfits that accentuate their secondary sexual characteristics, certainly men should be too. If Jonathan Frakes doesn’t appear in the new Picard show wearing an inappropriately oversexualized outfit, the show runners are cowards.
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My confession is that I have content but have had trouble getting myself to post in the morning and then I forget all day  quote:Hell yeah, I just found a 2tb external drive in a box in our attic! I'm using it to back up all my porn! I was having to make some difficult choices on which scenes to keep as my small laptop hdd was filling up, now I won't have to purge anything for years. I have a 1TB external drive where my music, pirated movies/TV shows, and porn goes. I've had it for probably about ten years now. It is almost full. Mostly from porn, because for the last ten years (plus some transfers from the 100GB drive I had before that) I've been downloading stuff all willynilly and not deleting it. I'm as shocked as you. Anyway ideally they'd start making thumb drives with anywhere comparable the amount of storage so I can start putting that stuff somewhere more discreet before we start, y'know, having kids, but even SD cards appear to max out at 512GB and thumb drives are only at about 128GB. I'll figure something out. quote:I don't get this whole thing these days where it's "woke" to be a "sex worker." They're whores. It's tragic, it's sad. It's not good. It shouldn't be encouraged. Yeah the people who just want more female representation in boardrooms or whatever are largely the ones who hate sex workers, so you got it backwards there And even if you do think it's tragic/sad, the solution isn't to keep them stigmatized and have them arrested etc. Being a drug addict is also tragic/sad, but throwing them in jail doesn't help either.
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Oct 10, 2019 13:55
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Like sex workers also include cam girls, strippers, nude models, those ladies selling underwear on Instagram, etc it's not like they're exclusively whatever stereotype of trafficked streetwalking crack addicts you have in your mind
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Bust Rodd posted:In many ways hot coworker goon was the death knell of the thread because we all wanted it to crash and burn and turn into sultry Gone Girl drama bomb but instead some old dude just got to gently caress a hot chick a bunch of times until eventually everything worked out, and we all just sort of shrugged like it was the end of the Bob Newhart show. holy poo poo yep
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Oct 10, 2019 18:30
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I'd like to challenge "Whore" Hater Goon to express exactly what's wrong with being a sex worker? They provide services which, if performed safely, make people happy and harm no-one. And if you *do* think it causes harm, be sure to be specific in what harm is caused that isn't also caused in sexual activity that doesn't have a cash exchange involved. No points if all you can say is "it's just, like, inherently bad, man" or similar BS that can't be quantified.
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Oct 10, 2019 19:21
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Gonna play a devils advocate here and say maybe it commodifes human intimacy and contact in general. I'd say that paid friends would be bad (and there are such services out there lmao) for same reason too.
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Oct 10, 2019 19:25
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There are definitely reasonable objections one could make about transactional intimacy but tbh I can't see any of them containing the word "whores"
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Colonel Cancer posted:Gonna play a devils advocate here and say maybe it commodifes human intimacy and contact in general. I'd say that paid friends would be bad (and there are such services out there lmao) for same reason too. This is essentially the business model for all Twitch/Youtube personalities
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It shouldn't be illegal to charge for something that's perfectly legal to give away for free.
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