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Mulva posted:Crom would never say kill. Crom wouldn't give you the time of day, unless the time was "Eat my rear end and die in misery". Crom is completely uninterested in anything you have to say or do, and if you grab his attention he will gently caress your day up to the greatest extent possible. The only gift he gives to man at birth is their will, and what else do you need? I gave you free will bitch how can you fuckin repay that just gently caress off
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Doc Hawkins posted:yeah, but "i hear you and obey"? Look, the guy just got Kali Ma'd and then a symbiote sucked into his chest all in less than a minute. I think a little disorientation is perfectly understandable.
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Mulva posted:Crom would never say kill. Crom wouldn't give you the time of day, unless the time was "Eat my rear end and die in misery". Crom is completely uninterested in anything you have to say or do, and if you grab his attention he will gently caress your day up to the greatest extent possible. The only gift he gives to man at birth is their will, and what else do you need? Wasn't there a short story in one of the comics (or maybe it was in one of the books) where Conan climbs Crom's mountain just so he could tell him "gently caress you" or something like that?
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IT WAS A JOKE
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Samuringa posted:IT No, I'm pretty sure Conan is canonically Presbyterian.
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Samuringa posted:IT Um then you should've put it in the funny thread, DUH
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I mean, it's not a subservient "I hear you and obey (Master)" but a " Yeah, I hear what you are saying, and I am completely down with loving some idiots up ( I Obey because it's what I would be doing anyway) Could be a sardonic tone in there, but it's possible I am just reading too much into this. I have several of the Conan Dark Horse comics put out some years back. Y'all say this new stuff is good? Hopefully it gets put into a TPB at some point.
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Proteus Jones posted:Wasn't there a short story in one of the comics (or maybe it was in one of the books) where Conan climbs Crom's mountain just so he could tell him "gently caress you" or something like that? Not that one, but I do believe he had a crossover with Thor and Thor died so Conan was hella pissed and started climbing Croms mountain with Thor's hammer, and also with murderous intent.
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Scaramouche posted:Not that one, but I do believe he had a crossover with Thor and Thor died so Conan was hella pissed and started climbing Croms mountain with Thor's hammer, and also with murderous intent. That was it. Thanks!
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This recent discussion made me want to watch the Arnie movies again. Which I'm doing right now. So many good Arnie grunts and faces. Thanks thread.
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Those movies got a lot of things wrong about Conan's character, but his attitude to religion is not one of them.
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David D. Davidson posted:This recent discussion made me want to watch the Arnie movies again. Which I'm doing right now. They should have got an Oscar for that.
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Lurdiak posted:Those movies got a lot of things wrong about Conan's character, but his attitude to religion is not one of them. "If you won't help me, then the hell with you, I'll do it myself!"  Scaramouche posted:Not that one, but I do believe he had a crossover with Thor and Thor died so Conan was hella pissed and started climbing Croms mountain with Thor's hammer, and also with murderous intent. Yeah, one of my favorite What If's ever. Thor goes to see Crom who, unsurprisingly, tells him to gently caress off. Then Conan goes up there at the end of the comic with the implication that he's basically gonna kick Crom's rear end when he gets up there.
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CannonFodder posted:When planning Conan 2, the main costume direction was "less clothing on everyone, especially Arnie" Whoever decided that the character protecting a young woman’s virginity should be played by Wilt Chamberlin also deserves an Oscar
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Scaramouche posted:Not that one, but I do believe he had a crossover with Thor and Thor died so Conan was hella pissed and started climbing Croms mountain with Thor's hammer, and also with murderous intent. Hell yeah. That's one of the best What If issues.
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Making a request of some bad rear end panels for Shang Chi, because I don't think I've ever seen him in action. Guess Marvel shouldn't have 'wasted' Iron Fist on Netflix 
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         Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu One-Shot (2009)
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Dats some good poo poo 
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Also noted: even with all those attacks and dodging and feints, Shang-Chi's glasses never fall off. They announced a Shang-Chi movie, and Simu Liu was shocked to learn that he'd been picked to play him.. https://twitter.com/SimuLiu/status/1069696323056586752 https://twitter.com/SimuLiu/status/1152763536478736384 Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jul 22, 2019 |
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Binary Badger posted:Also noted: even with all those attacks and dodging and feints, Shang-Chi's glasses never fall off. They're getting a bit too cagy with how much they keep from their actors.
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I seem to remember him being in a book with Strange and some other mystic level people and just dealing with it.
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Okay, Avengers & X-Men: Axis was a dumb event, but like most events, it had a couple of neat moments and here's one I liked: The premise is that heroes and villains have switched moral alignments. Loki has lured Thor off-world during the big climactic battle because, well, it's better to take Thor out of play in a big battle. And now he's stuck on the moon with a pissed off evil Thor.   
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I really liked the arcs of Loki trying to be a good person. And Mjolnir considering him worthy pleases me greatly.
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Those pages rule. Good Loki owns bones.
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One of the best parts of all that (and honestly Sixis wasnt the worst event. It had a bunch of great tie ins and fun concepts.) Is afterwards Loki tries to tell everyone about how he defeated Thor. And they just write it off as "another lie by the God of Lies."
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Axis was good because of Hobgoblin's PSA.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I really liked the arcs of Loki trying to be a good person. And Mjolnir considering him worthy pleases me greatly. That is pretty cool. How many people in canon have been considered worthy? Thor, Loki, Cap, Beta Ray Bill, Jane, I'm sure a few more...?
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sticksy posted:That is pretty cool. Rick Jones? (I don't know if that counts as "in canon".)
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Eric Masterson and whatever that future nerd's name was. Superman.
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good or bad loki owns bones.
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AkumaHokoru posted:good or bad loki owns bones. Did you mean to say Cat Loki?
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The best part of AXIS was good Carnage.
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Alhazred posted:Did you mean to say Cat Loki? Oh Nancy, where have you been all my life?
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Alhazred posted:Did you mean to say Cat Loki? all lokis are good lokis.
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Don't forget Throg, who I am very disappointed to learn was a human transformed into a frog, and not simply a worthy frog.
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sticksy posted:That is pretty cool. Eric Masterson A Frog Superman Wonder Woman (I don't remember how canon the DC crossover stuff is considered)
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Push El Burrito posted:Eric Masterson and whatever that future nerd's name was. Superman. Miguel O'Hara, y'mean? edit: oh, and Squirrel Girl, of course.
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Parahexavoctal posted:Miguel O'Hara, y'mean? Nah, some guy named Dargo. Then there was actually a 2099 Thor.
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Parahexavoctal posted:Miguel O'Hara, y'mean? I read the Squirrel Girl one a month ago, can't believe I forgot about that..
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Skwirl posted:Eric Masterson *pushes up nerd glasses* Superman isn't actually worthy. He used Mjolnir but after the threat to the multiverse was over he couldn't wield it anymore. Thor then explains that Odin temporarily let the worthy thing slide so Supes could save the day.
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