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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


and his provost called Bret out

https://twitter.com/Nicole_Lafond/status/1166403993821700097

e: am I reading this right

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bertrand Hustle posted:

and his provost called Bret out

https://twitter.com/Nicole_Lafond/status/1166403993821700097

e: am I reading this right

He offered him a job. Sure it's in a passive aggressive academic fashion but it's still a job offer.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1166392868501643264?s=19

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/patriot_snopes/status/1166517086467821569

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1152672143538364416?s=20

https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1152246523448713218?s=20

https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1144259300572971008?s=20

https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1165005694623453185?s=20

https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1144696797484462080?s=20

https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1163604314511704064?s=20

https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1153029839273811969?s=20

https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1164692339014680583?s=20

https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1163526184795328512?s=20

https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1161668697234255873?s=20

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

https://twitter.com/sonyahuber/status/1166473570760962050?s=20

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/Bug_Grrrl/status/1166191144352415745



Edit: lmao (thread)
https://twitter.com/ColesTwitt3r/status/1166464614889975808

https://twitter.com/AshleyStrongarm/status/1166470246229848065

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 06:50 on Aug 28, 2019

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/1166526966737985536?s=20

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


So for those of us who have no clue who Cole is, can you fill in a little more context about why this is funny?

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

So for those of us who have no clue who Cole is, can you fill in a little more context about why this is funny?

Check out the whole thread of the original tweet for more. But in short: Cole's absolutely, 100% in no way someone known on social media as a dancer; he apparently used to write for The Onion's sister site Clickhole, which should give you an idea. They clearly got him on without knowing that, and so he spent the whole time loving with the show, being as bad as possible and making a whole bunch of his footage unusably weird and terrible.

They clearly wanted to get rid of him and basically make him the laughably bad guy that gets knocked out in the qualifiers after they realized he wasn't a dancer in any way. But he got through to land second place, basically on sheer commitment to the bit.

Cleretic has a new favorite as of 12:38 on Aug 28, 2019

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Bertrand Hustle posted:

So for those of us who have no clue who Cole is, can you fill in a little more context about why this is funny?

I have no idea who he is but everything you need to know is in the thread,

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Bertrand Hustle posted:

So for those of us who have no clue who Cole is, can you fill in a little more context about why this is funny?

I mean it's fairly obvious if you read the thread and watch the videos.

Cole Hersch was a popular viner, as were the rest of the contestants, but the producers only looked at his follower account, not realizing he's super unfit and kinda dorky. He proceeds to show up for the "reality" show and takes absolutely NONE of it seriously, and somehow got second place.

🤷🏼‍♂️

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/kittywen..._august_24_2019

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Also I will be unironically doing the Hello Father the next time I dance anywhere.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Bertrand Hustle posted:

So for those of us who have no clue who Cole is, can you fill in a little more context about why this is funny?

I have no clue who Cole is but I understood the context and why it was funny because I read the Twitter thread.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Push El Burrito posted:

Also I will be unironically doing the Hello Father the next time I dance anywhere.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/brendohare/status/1166460560222883843?s=21

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/Astroify/status/1166061439976689664

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Remind me which goon went raiding while his wife was in labor?

christmas boots has a new favorite as of 19:40 on Aug 28, 2019

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://twitter.com/dennisrodman/status/1166475678478241792

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Yeah it's not like the UL and Irelandhave a contentious history or anything

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

you have correctly identified the vehicle of this joke

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Dave Grool posted:

you have correctly identified the vehicle of this joke

I've seen sincere brit tweets talking about peaceful annexation of Ireland from loving Tory MPs, so my irony gauge is a bit off.

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

christmas boots posted:

Remind me which good went raiding while his wife was in labor?

Wojtek, he also neglected his two ill prepared for dogs.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Skwirl posted:

I've seen sincere brit tweets talking about peaceful annexation of Ireland from loving Tory MPs, so my irony gauge is a bit off.

the flags mashup bot claims no nationality

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1166783870450225152?s=20

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Skwirl posted:

I've seen sincere brit tweets talking about peaceful annexation of Ireland from loving Tory MPs, so my irony gauge is a bit off.

What about the peaceful annexation of the UK by Ireland?

https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1166435835857768449?s=19

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

I know the bot is randomly making these, but I suspect it knows what it’s doing

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

christmas boots posted:

I know the bot is randomly making these, but I suspect it knows what it’s doing

A lot of these "bot" things might be randomly generated, but you've still got a human being selecting which ones to post.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1166764895939022848

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


christmas boots posted:

I know the bot is randomly making these, but I suspect it knows what it’s doing


Blurred posted:

A lot of these "bot" things might be randomly generated, but you've still got a human being selecting which ones to post.

There's also the fact that nobody usually shares the ones that aren't notable in some way, so you're more likely to see United Ireland than Itanvlag
https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1166568600754368512

or Namadesh
https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1166561052743671810

ThingOne
Jul 30, 2011



Would you like some tofu?


https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1166598802347896835

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

MizPiz posted:

What about the peaceful annexation of the UK by Ireland?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/celinedion69/status/1166474177399988226?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Knibbs/status/1166901499643006976

heckyeahpathy
Jul 25, 2013

it's this one. this is the tweet that is, at last, too insular and specific. because of this tweet, i'll always know that internet culture is out there somewhere beyond what i can handle.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



Whats up with this? I know it had something to do with fast food places and something stupidly racist coming up, but I don't know the whole story.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Samovar posted:

Whats up with this? I know it had something to do with fast food places and something stupidly racist coming up, but I don't know the whole story.
he is going to punch a racist.

dennis rodman: antifascist

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twitch125
Mar 11, 2003

Bull in the China Shop

Sestze posted:

he is going to punch a racist.

dennis rodman: antifascist

He might do something freaky afterwards too, like rub his nipples.

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