UKMT August 2019 - we (UK) should simply invade Ireland peacefully

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CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Lmao England is such a loving mess.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:15

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Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

It's VONC or nothing fuckos, fall in line with Commissar Corbyn or perish.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:17

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Gawd bless er madge.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:18

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Good thing the media thinks Corbs is too extreme.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:18

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

this had better end with boris hanging from a gas station rafter

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:19

Comrade Fakename: Feb 13, 2012

This whole thing is making me feel ill.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:19

Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

CyberPingu posted:

Good thing the media thinks Corbs is too extreme.

It would be hilarious if it wasn't so loving awful. Kindly Jam Granddad Socialist vs. the actual ignoring of democratic institutions by the Tories but we can't trust Corbs because he wouldn't nuke Finland for no good reason.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:20

Comrade Fakename: Feb 13, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

this had better end with boris hanging from a gas station rafter

What's a gas station?

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:20

Niric: Jul 23, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

Scotland has good whisky, very different.

Yes, it tastes nice.

To be honest the only Irish whiskey I've tried is Jamiesons and Tullamore so this is probably like saying whisky sucks because you tried Grants that one time and it made you boak

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:20

Ash Crimson: Apr 4, 2010

CyberPingu posted:

Lmao England is such a loving mess.

We literally have England to blame for this, i am sick and tired of seeing the usual folks dance around the subject.

England should be split into different kingdoms and run by local tribal chieftans, only then can the threat be abated

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:20

Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

And here's CUKTIG bringing up the rear:

https://twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1166711984315949058?s=20

:laffo:

it's just such utter bullshit.

Ash Crimson posted:

We literally have England to blame for this, i am sick and tired of seeing the usual folks dance around the subject.

England should be split into different kingdoms and run by local tribal chieftans, only then can the threat be abated

I've been advocating a return of Danelaw for months now itt.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:21

Luxury Tent Carpet: Feb 13, 2005; I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

I cant imagine anyone here thought the queen wasn't going to do this, but it's been funny to see the #FBPE crowd turn into staunch republicans over this.

waiting for EU Supergirl to come out with a banger anthem that rouses the crowd to storm the palace

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:22

Archaeology Hat: Aug 10, 2009

Ash Crimson posted:

We literally have England to blame for this, i am sick and tired of seeing the usual folks dance around the subject.

England should be split into different kingdoms and run by local tribal chieftans, only then can the threat be abated

Bring back the heptarchy!

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:23

That Italian Guy: Jul 25, 2012; We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Ash Crimson posted:

We literally have England to blame for this, i am sick and tired of seeing the usual folks dance around the subject.

England should be split into different kingdoms and run by local tribal chieftans, only then can the threat be abated

Follow up: Mercia to split up and join the EU, more at 16.00.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:24

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Comrade Fakename posted:

What's a gas station?

a petrol station in american

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:24

Borrovan: Aug 15, 2013; IT IS ME.
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:

https://twitter.com/adampayne26/status/1166703981122465793?s=20

Jo makes a move

She's not an opposition leader...? :psyduck:

Like, informally calling yourself "opposition" is one thing, but as far as the Crown's concerned she's just some random MP. Whose job is it to hold people to account for this poo poo

O right, the press

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:24

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

quote:

Jeremy Corbyn (Labour): "Boris Johnson�s attempt to suspend Parliament to avoid scrutiny of his plans for a reckless no-deal Brexit is an outrage and a threat to our democracy. Labour will work across Parliament to hold the government to account and prevent a disastrous no deal."

Jo Swinson (Lib Dem): "By suspending Parliament to force through a no deal, Boris Johnson and the government would remove the voice of the people. It is a dangerous and unacceptable course of action which the Lib Dems will strongly oppose."

Nicola Sturgeon (SNP): �Shutting down Parliament in order to force through a no-deal Brexit, which will do untold and lasting damage to the country against the wishes of MPs is not democracy, it�s dictatorship."

Adam Price (Plaid Cymru): "Time to leave this sham of a democracy and start building our own."

Anna Soubry (Independent Group for Change): "There is a parliamentary majority against no deal and Parliament must resume so that we can continue cross-party work to legislate against a no deal on 31 October."

Jonathan Bartley (Green): "This is a cynical, duplicitous, cowardly move from the prime minister. This has no mandate behind it. What the prime minister is doing here is bypassing Parliament completely in order to drive through his own agenda - an agenda people did not vote for."

Arlene Foster (DUP): "We welcome the decision to hold a Queen�s Speech marking the start of a new session of Parliament on 14 October where the government will set out its new domestic legislative agenda."

Michelle O'Neill (Sinn Fein): "Johnson demonstrates the arrogance of the British government and their contempt for even their own political institutions. It�s crystal clear that Irish interests will never be protected at Westminster."

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:24

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

Is there anyone left in parliament who hasn't demanded to personally meet with the queen yet

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:25

Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

Odd day when Paid Cymru has the best quote.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:25

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

lol just lol

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:26

Comrade Fakename: Feb 13, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

a petrol station in american

I'd rather he be hanged in the UK.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:26

Luxury Tent Carpet: Feb 13, 2005; I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Angepain posted:

Is there anyone left in parliament who hasn't demanded to personally meet with the queen yet

just the janitor but rumours abound he's drafting a letter as we speak

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:26

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Junior G-man posted:

Odd day when Paid Cymru has the best quote.

We'll start our own Union, with....uhhh anyone want to join us? We have literally nothing to bring to the table

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:27

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Nice of boris to give republicanism a good boost :v:

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:28

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Comrade Fakename posted:

I'd rather he be hanged in the UK.

nice try but I'm not going to say something probateable

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:28

Skull Servant: Oct 25, 2009

FBPE won't support a republic, they'll just call for the restoration of the Jacobite line.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:29

Mr. Nemo: Feb 4, 2016; I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy

This would be called a coup if it happened in an Africa/Latin America country, right?

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:29

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Junior G-man posted:

Odd day when Paid Cymru has the best quote.

"Time to leave this sham of a democracy and start building our own (sham of a democracy)" is how I'm reading that

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:30

Pesky Splinter: Feb 16, 2011; A worried pug.

https://twitter.com/BennPipe/status/1166719354064506880

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:31

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Ash Crimson posted:

We literally have England to blame for this, i am sick and tired of seeing the usual folks dance around the subject.

Na Wales bad too I'm afraid

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:32

xtothez: Jan 4, 2004; College Slice

Mr. Nemo posted:

This would be called a coup if it happened in an Africa/Latin America country, right?

Not if it was supported by the current US administration. Which this is.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:32

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
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Niric posted:

Yes, it tastes nice.

To be honest the only Irish whiskey I've tried is Jamiesons and Tullamore so this is probably like saying whisky sucks because you tried Grants that one time and it made you boak

Jameson's was founded by a Scottish master distiller so you could call it a Scotch if you want to upset whisk(e)y nerds.

Ash Crimson posted:

We literally have England to blame for this, i am sick and tired of seeing the usual folks dance around the subject.

England should be split into different kingdoms and run by local tribal chieftans, only then can the threat be abated

I've been calling for a federation split into the NUTS statistical regions since before Brexit, but most of the English ones would still have gone Leave. Greater London and mayyybe North West would have gone Remain.

Comrade Fakename posted:

What's a gas station?

The train station at a gasworks.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:33

That Italian Guy: Jul 25, 2012; We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Mr. Nemo posted:

This would be called a coup if it happened in an Africa/Latin America country, right?

The last few years have been eye-opening on how much of western institutions are kept together by "gentlemen agreements" and :decorum:

regulations put in place in a time where going against them would have been almost unthinkable.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:33

Luxury Tent Carpet: Feb 13, 2005; I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

lol this came up on my timeline and I forgot they really did believe the queen was some secret remainer

https://twitter.com/MadeleinaKay/status/951237913265754113?s=20

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:34

Private Speech: Mar 30, 2011; I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.

feedmegin posted:

Na Wales bad too I'm afraid

To be fair Scotland was like 2:1 remain, more in the bits that are not next to the border, so it's not entirely untrue.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:34

Coohoolin: Aug 5, 2012; Oor Coohoolie.

Niric posted:

This seems unlikely

My partner is taking me to the Glenfiddich festival next weekend and has asked me to please not tell anyone my favourite whiskey is Green Spot.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:34

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

I have written to the Queen and have requested to pet those corgis

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:35

That Italian Guy: Jul 25, 2012; We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Coohoolin posted:

My partner is taking me to the Glenfiddich festival next weekend and has asked me to please not tell anyone my favourite whiskey is Green Spot.

Scotch and Whiskey are both cool and good and are going to be out of stock in the UK in 6 months.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:36

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

The Glumslinger posted:

I have written to the Queen and have requested to pet those corgis

yea I didn't know you just had to write a letter to get a meeting, can she pay for my plane trip so I can play with her dogs? I guess I'll shout 'hey this brexit thing seems bad' as I leave to make it lobbying.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:37

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William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

CyberPingu posted:

It would be pretty funny if Boris Johnson's tenure as PM sees an independent Wales, an independent Scotland, and a united Ireland!

William Bear fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Aug 28, 2019

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