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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

It's technically part of england

wow wales got wrecked.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

the funniest outcome is wales and scotland leaving the uk but northern ireland staying in

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:05

TeenageArchipelago: Jul 23, 2013

I really do hope that Scotland and Ireland don't leave England. I don't want to have to buy a bunch of new maps

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:06

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

i hope the last bill liz assents to is the dissolution of the monarchy and that she does so about 12 hours before she dies and charles throws a monumental poo poo fit

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:12

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

TeenageArchipelago posted:

I really do hope that Scotland and Ireland don't leave England. I don't want to have to buy a bunch of new maps

That only makes your old maps vintage, they'll only go up up up in value :signings:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:12

Doccykins: Feb 21, 2006

Sorry no protesting today the grass needs to grow on Parliament Square

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# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:12

Dance Officer: May 4, 2017; It would be awesome if we could dance!

I guess this is all she wrote for the UK.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:13

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Squizzle posted:

i hope the last bill liz assents to is the dissolution of the monarchy and that she does so about 12 hours before she dies and charles throws a monumental poo poo fit

he will just call himself king anyway like the kaiser�s descendants

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:15

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166706175003545600

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:15

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

BREXIT means BoRis: EXtremely ITchy

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:19

DiscoWitch: Oct 16, 2009; uwu

Anybody want to adopt a brit and save me from my stupid country? I'm eager to please and I come with fully sterilised organs

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:19

Dance Officer: May 4, 2017; It would be awesome if we could dance!

Igotadigbick posted:

Anybody want to adopt a brit and save me from my stupid country? I'm eager to please and I come with fully sterilised organs

About a year ago a English friend of mine half jokingly said that she'd just marry me to get out of the UK in case of no deal brexit.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:21

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

the best parliament job title is Gentleman Usher of the Purple Rod :heysexy:

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:21

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

So let me get this straight.

Brexit happened because Britain didn't want politicians they didn't directly elect issue policy

Bojo arrives after Mays failure. Unelected by the people. Dissolves parliament with the backing if the Queen "wHo Is JuSt A fIgUrEhEaD"

Lmao I hate the British

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:26

Best Friends: Nov 4, 2011

Dance Officer posted:

About a year ago a English friend of mine half jokingly said that she'd just marry me to get out of the UK in case of no deal brexit.

beware of unions with the English

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:26

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Igotadigbick posted:

Anybody want to adopt a brit and save me from my stupid country? I'm eager to please and I come with fully sterilised organs

Yes come on over to the USA which is very stable and completely normal and good (great!)

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:27

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Igotadigbick posted:

Anybody want to adopt a brit and save me from my stupid country? I'm eager to please and I come with fully sterilised organs

i'm getting a sense of false advertising here

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:32

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Glenn Quebec posted:

So let me get this straight.

Brexit happened because Britain didn't want politicians they didn't directly elect issue policy

Bojo arrives after Mays failure. Unelected by the people. Dissolves parliament with the backing if the Queen "wHo Is JuSt A fIgUrEhEaD"

Lmao I hate the British

we hate you as well

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:32

DiscoWitch: Oct 16, 2009; uwu

Lol at least the USA has states with legal weed to help me numb my pain

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:33

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Igotadigbick posted:

Lol at least the USA has states with legal weed to help me numb my pain

Remember that it's just state-level legality. The feds can still get you for having an illegal smile.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:35

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

dehumanize yourself and face to boris

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:35

RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

alnilam posted:

Yes come on over to the USA which is very stable and completely normal and good (great!)

If Bernie wins we can do an exchange program. The British Left goes to America, and the American right moves to Britain.

Trump can then build his wall around Britain and we can all forget it exists

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:35

DiscoWitch: Oct 16, 2009; uwu

redneck nazgul posted:

i'm getting a sense of false advertising here

I didnt say whos organs :grin:

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:36

Thom12255: Feb 23, 2013; WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

RobattoJesus posted:

If Bernie wins we can do an exchange program. The British Left goes to America, and the American right moves to Britain.

Trump can then build his wall around Britain and we can all forget it exists

But what about Northern Ireland

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:36

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Glenn Quebec posted:

So let me get this straight.

Brexit happened because Britain didn't want politicians they didn't directly elect issue policy

Bojo arrives after Mays failure. Unelected by the people. Dissolves parliament with the backing if the Queen "wHo Is JuSt A fIgUrEhEaD"

Lmao I hate the British

I think u mean the english

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:37

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Thom12255 posted:

But what about Northern Ireland

miggledy higgins will slowly reclaim it like a kind of creeping moss

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:37

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Der Meister posted:

I think u mean the english

Probably but I'm too busy lolling at parliament dissolves like 8 weeks before Brexit

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:39

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

drat you guys hosed

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:40

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Apples McGrind posted:

BREXIT means BoRis: EXtremely ITchy

oh so this is that giant hogweed I've heard about

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:42

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Glenn Quebec posted:

So let me get this straight.

Brexit happened because Britain didn't want politicians they didn't directly elect issue policy

Bojo arrives after Mays failure. Unelected by the people. Dissolves parliament with the backing if the Queen "wHo Is JuSt A fIgUrEhEaD"

Lmao I hate the British

The reason it's confusing is because you fell for the marketing.

Replace people with "posh tory fatcats" when a tory says "people". It makes sense then.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:42