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Krankenstyle posted:its a 2002-style gif You guys remember threads with (56k warnings) in the title? 
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Aug 29, 2019 05:11
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deoju posted:You guys remember threads with (56k warnings) in the title? Hell, earlier this year i finally got a fast enough connection to be able to go to the gif thread without each page taking multiple minutes to load.
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Aug 29, 2019 05:15
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Elfface posted:So... why does it say 'Meth' on the roof? Are they warning about a danger of death, but decided to do it in Hebrew? Yes because that is clearly the heart of what I call hebrew country
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Aug 29, 2019 05:18
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Krankenstyle posted:its a 2002-style gif OH NO MY 56K MODEM 
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Aug 29, 2019 05:21
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DiggityDoink posted:Hell, earlier this year i finally got a fast enough connection to be able to go to the gif thread without each page taking multiple minutes to load. I basically only phone post now and I don't have enough RAM for the gif thread.
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Aug 29, 2019 05:27
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Back in my day making .gifs meant chopping out 2/3 of the frames, resizing it to like 1/5 the full resolution and using as much data loss compression as possible. With any luck it would come in at like 200-300kb. Sometimes it even meant pasting static layers over immobile areas of the gif to ensure they weren't redrawn with each frame. Kids these days don't know how well they have it with their gifv and webm and fibre internet.
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Aug 29, 2019 05:29
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bike tory posted:Back in my day making .gifs meant chopping out 2/3 of the frames, resizing it to like 1/5 the full resolution and using as much data loss compression as possible. With any luck it would come in at like 200-300kb. Sometimes it even meant pasting static layers over immobile areas of the gif to ensure they weren't redrawn with each frame. Don't forget their ability to actually host / post 300mb gifs too.
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Aug 29, 2019 05:32
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Milo and POTUS posted:Yes because that is clearly the heart of what I call hebrew country I dunno. Among the US christian homeschooling-because-public-school-wants-to-teach-my-kids-real-science mummy vloggers youtube likes recommending me (don't judge; I'm a kindergarten teacher, and their homeschool videos are decent inspo when I'm running on fumes), there seems to be a trend of becoming "torah-observant christians," and peppering speech with random Hebrew words like Hashem and Mashiach.
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Aug 29, 2019 08:25
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Huh. So they finally manned up and removed that pesky christ from christianity. Makes sense. They didn't seem to care for him very much anyway
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Aug 29, 2019 10:19
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Milo and POTUS posted:Huh. So they finally manned up and removed that pesky christ from christianity. Makes sense. They didn't seem to care for him very much anyway That new age hippie "turn the other cheek" "camel through the eye of a needle" malarkey is really inconvenient to a lot of churches
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Aug 29, 2019 10:22
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Milo and POTUS posted:Huh. So they finally manned up and removed that pesky christ from christianity. Makes sense. They didn't seem to care for him very much anyway Jews were the one who killed Christ and game recognising game.
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Aug 29, 2019 10:29
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Evangelicals have been LARPing as 'Jews for Jesus' for a while now. Generally actual Jews pretty readily recognise yet another con to force them to convert.
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Aug 29, 2019 10:41
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Psycho evangelicals don't really like Jews, they just want Israel to destroy Palestine because they think that it's one of the conditions for the rapture. At which point presumably all of those Israelis get sent straight to hell for not being Christian. Also they're losing numbers to the POCs so they have to pretend that they want to let Jews be White People (TM), hence all the poo poo about proud JudeoChristian heritage. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...times-prophecy/
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Aug 29, 2019 11:05
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Inceltown posted:Jews were the one who killed Christ and game recognising game.  Just gonna point out that this is a Catholic anti-Semitic trope that the pope and lots of other folks go out of their way to repudiate.
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Aug 29, 2019 11:15
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Related, a church in NC put up a statue of Jesus on their property and people keep calling the cops on Jesus when they assume it's a homeless person https://www.npr.org/2014/04/13/302019921/statue-of-a-homeless-jesus-startles-a-wealthy-community "We don't want your kind around here, Son of God!!!  "
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Aug 29, 2019 11:26
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Leon Sumbitches posted:
That wasn't my intention at all sorry. I was going for more of a modern Christians have killed Christ.
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Aug 29, 2019 11:51
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Related, a church in NC put up a statue of Jesus on their property and people keep calling the cops on Jesus when they assume it's a homeless person At least the wealthy North Carolinans can take comfort in knowing that homeless Jesus is the white Christmas-card Jesus; you can't actually see the statue's face, but if it were brown middle eastern Jesus, the cops would've pumped him full of bullet holes already. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 12:02 on Aug 29, 2019 |
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Aug 29, 2019 11:59
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Related, a church in NC put up a statue of Jesus on their property and people keep calling the cops on Jesus when they assume it's a homeless person Who the hell calls the police on a homeless person sleeping? Don't answer that. 
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Aug 29, 2019 12:16
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The answer you seek is “suburbanites”
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Aug 29, 2019 12:27
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Scratch Monkey posted:The answer you seek is “
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Aug 29, 2019 12:58
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Scratch Monkey posted:The answer you seek is “white people”
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Aug 29, 2019 13:13
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DiggityDoink posted:hell, you can get a DUI on a horse not in colorado 
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Aug 29, 2019 13:19
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Elfface posted:So... why does it say 'Meth' on the roof? Are they warning about a danger of death, but decided to do it in Hebrew? Also featured in a Castlevania game where you had to find the 'E' stone to change ''Meth" to "Emeth" to unlock a boss fight.
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Aug 29, 2019 13:28
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Hell yeah E-meth. Delivered on demand straight from the internet directly into your bloodstream.
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Aug 29, 2019 13:44
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Who the hell calls the police on a homeless person sleeping? White people even call the police over whales in the ocean. I'm never getting over that video.
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Aug 29, 2019 14:42
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Megillah Gorilla posted:White people even call the police over whales in the ocean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_86Rdv1hnqM&t=50s
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Aug 29, 2019 14:46
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White people are told as children that the police will help us and we can trust them some of those children grow up to be the kind of person who calls the police on anything that makes them feel uncomfortable or confused whether that's a black family having a picnic or the loving moon
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Aug 29, 2019 14:54
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We had "Officer Friendly" in our schools. This was a common thing. Bringing a cop into elementary schools to tell you to follow the law and the police are there to help you. Looking back, that's pretty interesting why they would do that. Here's a funny picture. 
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Aug 29, 2019 14:58
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1167060523684261888
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Aug 29, 2019 15:21
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Pennywise the Frown posted:We had "Officer Friendly" in our schools. This was a common thing. Bringing a cop into elementary schools to tell you to follow the law and the police are there to help you. Looking back, that's pretty interesting why they would do that. You're lucky. We had a state trooper who would come in and tell us horrific stories about how we and everyone we loved would die horribly in car accidents if we didn't wear our seat belts.
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Aug 29, 2019 15:21
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We had a school police officer who I think was supposed to keep us safe, I went to high school in the oughts when school shootings still made national headlines
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Aug 29, 2019 15:25
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Megillah Gorilla posted:White people even call the police over whales in the ocean. Not familiar with that one.
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Aug 29, 2019 15:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4iQrDuf1r8 I feel so sorry for the dad who's having a magical experience, while the rest of the family is treating the whale like it's loving Jaws.
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Aug 29, 2019 15:28
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Jesus christ that is one of the most blessed things that can happen to you in your entire life and you call the cops. Wonderful. Also, what the gently caress are the cops going to do? Call the Coast Guard. And they will help you do absolutely nothing since there is nothing wrong and you should be enjoying it.
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Aug 29, 2019 15:35
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Jesus christ that is one of the most blessed things that can happen to you in your entire life and you call the cops. Wonderful. karens my friend. karens.
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Aug 29, 2019 15:36
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I would totally watch a show called Whale Police though. Every week another whale fugitive is brought to justice. edit: Baleen 'em out of jail!
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Aug 29, 2019 15:37
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Solice Kirsk posted:I would totally watch a show called Whale Police though. Every week another whale fugitive is brought to justice. Captain ACAB
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Aug 29, 2019 15:47
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This hit me too hard this morning.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4iQrDuf1r8 That poor guy He's trying so hard to bring them into the experience but the lady freaking out just makes the kids freak out harder. What an insane reaction to loving whales of all things.
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