Bird Crazies: while he is very clever he is also very stupid

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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Update: They're getting along so well! Mayo calms down when he's with Pesto and Pesto in turn teaches Mayo that it's okay to step-up! They go everywhere together now with Pesto suddenly becoming this bold, fearless leader.

They spend most of their time cuddling, kissing and making those cute little squeaks.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:27

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# ? May 28, 2024 05:21

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Plant MONSTER. posted:

It is illegal for your birds to be this cute.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 15:37

Rotten Cookies: Nov 11, 2008; gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Update: They're getting along so well! Mayo calms down when he's with Pesto and Pesto in turn teaches Mayo that it's okay to step-up! They go everywhere together now with Pesto suddenly becoming this bold, fearless leader.

They spend most of their time cuddling, kissing and making those cute little squeaks.

This is god drat adorable.

Related: Pinto and Peanut aren't getting along great. I dunno if it's just because they're on their 2nd/3rd home each and aren't used to other birds, but it's not been as smooth as we'd hoped. They tolerate each other to a degree, are content to be on opposite shoulders of the same person, but that's about it.

But yesterday. Pinto. Was Preening. Peanut. AND PEANUT WAS OKAY WITH IT! This is a huge breakthrough and I am so god drat happy that they are getting more tolerant of each other holy poo poo.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 17:20

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

"Henlo, I judge you."

:derptiel:

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:43

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

FINGAT!!!

:proceeds to angrily wave beak at finger while squeaking:

# ? Aug 29, 2019 04:43

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

flesh snake

# ? Aug 29, 2019 04:51

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

# ? Aug 29, 2019 07:24

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I was just about to enlarge that up! Ahahaha, that bird speaks to my soul.

# ? Aug 29, 2019 07:50

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

i saw that today on facebook and nearly loving died

# ? Aug 29, 2019 10:10

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Did you see the one sitting casually on the camera bag (?) at his waist yet?

# ? Aug 29, 2019 12:33

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Where did fingat come from?

# ? Aug 29, 2019 12:36

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Tsaedje posted:

Did you see the one sitting casually on the camera bag (?) at his waist yet?

i'm the sun conure on that ladies hat

# ? Aug 29, 2019 13:15

Whitlam: Aug 2, 2014; Some goons overreact. Go figure.

GoldStandardConure posted:

i'm the sun conure on that ladies hat

Guess that makes it a sun hat.

# ? Aug 29, 2019 14:38

DarkHorse: Dec 13, 2006; Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-6l-905zD0

StrixNebulosa posted:

Where did fingat come from?

Whoops meant to answer this one

https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/gamecube-challenge-fingat/5/

Ranccor asked what to do with an old PlayStation and some roadkill, he put it in a toilet and did other funny things before eventually loading it with explosives. "At hostpital lost fingat post mote later." -- Ranccor

It was probably fake but also hilarious

Edit: wait were you asking or just making a joke :ohdear:

DarkHorse fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Aug 29, 2019

# ? Aug 29, 2019 14:41

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

DarkHorse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-6l-905zD0

pitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatter

# ? Aug 29, 2019 14:47

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

DarkHorse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-6l-905zD0

Whoops meant to answer this one

https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/gamecube-challenge-fingat/5/

Ranccor asked what to do with an old PlayStation and some roadkill, he put it in a toilet and did other funny things before eventually loading it with explosives. "At hostpital lost fingat post mote later." -- Ranccor

It was probably fake but also hilarious

Edit: wait were you asking or just making a joke

No no I was asking, because this thread has been using fingat since the beginning and I wasn't in on it. Con...gratulations to a goon missing a fingat through a stupid prank that's probably fake.

# ? Aug 29, 2019 15:22

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Whitlam posted:

Guess that makes it a sun hat.

honk honk

# ? Aug 29, 2019 15:44

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Tsaedje posted:

Did you see the one sitting casually on the camera bag (?) at his waist yet?

I had looked at the picture like four times already before I saw him lol

# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:18

Faerie Fortune: Nov 14, 2004

alert: maximum floof has been achieved, deploying fluffenchops!

# ? Aug 29, 2019 21:29

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Faerie Fortune posted:

alert: maximum floof has been achieved, deploying fluffenchops!

God almighty :kimchi:

# ? Aug 29, 2019 23:59

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Faerie Fortune posted:

alert: maximum floof has been achieved, deploying fluffenchops!

I didn�t know that �Cockatiel Wrath� could be so adorable.

:3:

# ? Aug 30, 2019 00:25

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Faerie Fortune posted:

alert: maximum floof has been achieved, deploying fluffenchops!

I made a noise when I saw this

# ? Aug 30, 2019 03:24

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Haven't posted birb in a while:

# ? Aug 30, 2019 04:16

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

Haven't posted birb in a while:

:smugbirb:

# ? Aug 30, 2019 04:34

Suntan Boy: May 27, 2005; Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.

I love this page.

Did you know that lovebirds can have the creamino morph? Because I learned that today.

With siblings:

Introducing shop grandma Sophie, an 18 year old jenday:

https://gfycat.com/slipperyfrankbooby

And some more Not-Cricket (enable sound):

https://gfycat.com/yellowishblindcopperbutterfly

E: I don't know how to embed gifs
E2: I a word

Suntan Boy fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Aug 30, 2019

# ? Aug 30, 2019 04:39

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

Suntan Boy posted:

I love this page.

Did you that lovebirds can have the creamino morph? Because I learned that today.

With siblings:

They can indeed! When I went to inspect Crouton and Galbedir, their clutchmates included a creamino and a violet (like the blue one you can half see in that picture). Crouton is the same cinnamon (yellow) colour as the baby on the right and Galbedir is Dutch blue pied aka green-blue (more blue in photos, more green irl) with an orange, grey and white face and chest, and little speckles of yellow here and there (that's the pied). The two greeny ones are the regular/wild colouration.

The violet was already sold and off to its new home by the time I went to visit Crouton and Galbedir the second time. The little creamino was the pick of the litter and was sold to someone even before she hatched for eleventy billion dollars. She was very pretty and all three of them loved each other dearly. If she weren't already sold and also at least twice the price of the other two I would have probably got all three. As it is I got Galbedir and Crouton because I couldn't bear to split them up.

# ? Aug 30, 2019 04:54

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

Cinnamons often look very similar to lutinos, being mostly red, orange, and yellow, and having pink feet and lacking the black beak that most lovebirds have as babies. You can tell the difference by looking at the eyes, which are very obviously red in lutinos and noticeably darker in cinnamons, called "ruby", not quite as dark as the wild type colouration; also by looking at their butt, which is regular lovebird blue with multicoloured red, blue, green and black tail feathers, compared to the lutino red/orange/yellow. Cinnamons also have more green in their regular yellow body feathers which makes them look a bit "muddier" when compared to a "brighter" pure yellow lutino. In a lot of potato phone quality photos though you wouldn't notice the difference until you check out their bum.

# ? Aug 30, 2019 05:06

Suntan Boy: May 27, 2005; Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.

I'm always kind of amazed when people like you guys just know all that off the top of your heads. Someday, I'm sure, I'll have all the different lovebird, cockatiel, and conure morphs memorized. My best right now when people start taking about different morphs is "He cockatiel, he go honk," as my eyes glaze over.

Suntan Boy fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Aug 30, 2019

# ? Aug 30, 2019 05:52

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

Haven't posted birb in a while:

post more sun conures

# ? Aug 30, 2019 06:18

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

Haven't posted birb in a while:

You better have given her some donut!!!

# ? Aug 30, 2019 06:22

nielsm: Jun 1, 2009

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

Haven't posted birb in a while:

Do not worry.
I hav license.

License to cute.

# ? Aug 30, 2019 07:10

Faerie Fortune: Nov 14, 2004

Captain Log posted:

I didn’t know that “Cockatiel Wrath” could be so adorable.

I dont even know what she was so mad at, she was just sitting in my lap chilling out and then she gave me this death stare out of nowhere

# ? Aug 30, 2019 07:38

Jack Forge: Sep 27, 2012

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I feel the second pic needs to caption of [no]

# ? Aug 30, 2019 08:05

DarkHorse: Dec 13, 2006; Nap Ghost

Share your noods with birbs (send birb noods)

# ? Aug 30, 2019 17:14

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Birds aren't real.

# ? Aug 30, 2019 17:39

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

DarkHorse posted:

Share your noods with birbs (send birb noods)

This made my day

# ? Aug 30, 2019 17:56

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

unrelated and I don't actually know why I'm posting this bc it does not compare to noodlebirds :lol:

but I love them

# ? Aug 30, 2019 18:09

Elmnt80: Dec 30, 2012

DarkHorse posted:

That face is amazing.

# ? Aug 30, 2019 18:32

DarkHorse: Dec 13, 2006; Nap Ghost

I don't think you guys understand

You have birds. You have noodles. Send them.

Chop chop

# ? Aug 30, 2019 18:51

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# ? May 28, 2024 05:21

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Aug 30, 2019 19:12

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