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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

https://twitter.com/melbrown00/stat...527473456631808

The HGs have realized that Zingbot called Holly a “buzzard” not (just) to call her old but because buzzards are scavengers who pick on “leftovers.” Nick is surprised because he didn’t know anyone knew about Jackson/Kat. But… Nick knew. And discussed it with half the house. And joke with Jackson about it. Why do they never understand what feeds are?

Actually, Jess, many would argue that that’s your true character, when you don’t think anyone is watching.
https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1165772738159632384

Holly’s PISSED OFF about it and thinks its taking a non game thing to attack her character. Again, why do they not understand what they signed up for? Were any of Zingbot’s insults game related or were they personal shots? Holly’s furious and threatened to self evict.

Jackson gives a monologue about how his only goal is to make Holly happy and it hurts him that he’s hurting her life and he rather leave her life than bring her sadness. Every tells him what an awesome guy he is. They tell Jackson he might be the good kind of douchebag like Brett. Jackson complains that the DR never asked anyone about that one day he made breakfast for 3 people in the house. DR yells at him and he says they’re just being set up for failure.Remember when him and Jack were laughing about the idea of evicting Kat so Jackson could hook up with Holly in her bed?

Holly’s not gonna like it when she gets out.
https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1165765933559898112
https://twitter.com/girlsmeg/status...768527921348609

In game news Nick’s “America wants me here and Christie out” campaign isn’t going as he hoped. Most people have reasoned that if that’s true its more reason to get Nick out and keep Christie in if there’s more votes for stuff. Whoops.

Christie, Jackson, and Holly are all spinning Nick’s schemes to convince Cliff, Nicole, Jess, and Tommy that he was selling any and all of them out and pushing for each of them to go on the block against him. Obviously that can’t all be true but Nick plays so messy that I’m not really sure its not loosely accurate to his “I’ll do whatever and sell out anyone” desperation. I think there’s been a lot of hinting at stuff which has allowed the dirty players to spin it in whatever way is convenient. But its hard to feel bad for Nick since he’s played the game that way all summer.

Feeds are avoiding everyone as they meltdown about BuzzardGate which means Cliff got like an hour of extended solo camera time for CliffNotes. Which Cliff loved but like nothing important was said. He’s laying low and letting other people go after each other, like he’s been doing all season.

Eventually the feeds return to everyone else and Holly is once again name dropping celebrities who have taken the wine safari. But then Jackson mentions that Holly doesn’t like her boss. Holly scolds Jackson for saying that on the feeds so Jackson throws his mic away in anger.


Its been a traumatic day for the royal couple.

STAC Goat fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Aug 26, 2019

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Something I just realized while arguing about the season on another board. I can actually count the number of days I enjoyed the feeds this season.

- Thursday night through midday Saturday of Cliff's HOH when Jack and Jackson were on the block and it wasn't yet clear Cliff was gonna take the deal.
- Day 44.
- Jess' HOH.
- That one Friday night and Saturday morning Christie was on the block with Field Trip before Tommy won POV.
- Taco Tuesday and the day and a half that followed.

I think that's it. Maybe in the name of fairness toss in an hour of pie madness last night? Maybe those 2 hours in Holly's first HOH when the 6 were self destructing over the POV replacement? I'm really cherry picking here but I think that's really it.

Thats roughly 2 very spread out enjoyable weeks in 9 weeks of feeds. I usually don't even question that I got my money and time's worth out of the feeds every season. But this season is really pushing it.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Nick’s newest idea is to tell Cliff that Nicole would have gone on the block if he wasn’t Prankster, just like he told Cliff last week that if he voted out Analyse Nick/Nicole would go up. This is a lie of course (and I’m not sure what Analyse has to do with anything) and Nick doesn’t know Cliff has a F4 with Holly and Jackson. Cliff’s gonna tell them and things will get worse for Nick. Which is basically Nick’s game. Do something dumb without thinking it out, have it backfire, end up in a worse spot.

https://twitter.com/Tooms_BB/status/1165830797326045184

Jackson told Jess that Nick is the Prankster. Jess was shocked that (a) he was, (b) he told Jackson, and (c) he didn’t put her up. Jackson said its because it would be too obvious if he did that. Actually its because Nick’s just not very smart and didn’t consider that he actually didn’t have the votes to stay against Christie. Jackson’s trying to sell him not using the POV out of loyalty to Jess to protect her from going up. Which is gibberish but would Jackson’s game be if he wasn’t trying to sell a ridiculous lie of loyalty to someone?

For some bizarre reason Nick thinks if Christie comes off the block she’d be a vote for him to stay. I don’t know if that’s a testament to how good a player Christie is, how bad a player Nick is, or both.
https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1165849540949397504

Pie Wars 2 happens. We’re getting towards diminishing returns but also we’re getting towards that place where your friends keep trying to one up each other and next think you know Jackson throws a rock pie at someone or something.
https://twitter.com/DukeTheBBDuck/status/1165866920744247297

Christie, Cliff, and Jackson are reaching their wits end with the mess from the pies. Jackson and Christie want to move the couch in the kitchen to clean up the rug under it and production won’t let them, which Jackson and Christie get actively angry about. Jackson says its nastier than his frathouse. I doubt that. They’re worried about getting bugs. Bizzarely the ants haven’t appeared to invade this season. Its a pretty clean cast this year. I guess that’s what happens when you have a house full of anxiety ridden control freaks.

Nicole and Cliff discuss only getting piefaced themselves. In Nicole’s words “I don’t want anyone to be butthurt.” Nicole points out she’s taken “like 60 pies” and she’s not “butthurt.” Nicole’s worried that this might actually affect their games. Apparently Tommy threw a big fit about how he did well in the comp so shouldn’t have to take the punishment. On one hand, the cool kids are obviously being entitled babies like usual while the nerds are taking it with good humor. On the other hand they ARE entitled babies so they probably would evict them for pies.

Oh god, Holly’s planning her song and dance.
https://twitter.com/BBADOrwell/status/1165867675177738240

Christie’s continued rear end kissing game as evolved into her praising watermelon sporadically, which Jackson seems to be eating up. Pardon the pun.

Nicole’s having a genuine anxiety attack about if she’s upsetting people with the pies and Jess is trying to reassure her its ok. Christie says Tommy just doesn’t want to clean.

A House Meeting is called with 2 agendas. The first is “Pie Truce” where the 3 punished promise to not pie anyone unless they’re told to and if they are they’ll give warnings. Jackson says he’s having fun so they can hit him whenever they want. Christie, Holly, Nick, and Tommy need notice. As it goes on the cool kids kind of start to get that they’re being prima donnas and pull back a little. Well Christie and Nick do. Holly and Tommy are still total prima donnas.

The 2nd agenda is Holly’s dumbass song performed for the Snapchat glasses. They spend a lot of time worrying if the cameras are on them even though the entire house is there. Tommy and Nick are backup dancers. Tommy is certain this will get on TV since his dance did. The actual performance and response is kinda like when a little kid performs a song and dance they’re really excited for and all the adults praise them over the top to make them feel good. Its the weirdest case of HOHitis I’ve ever seen.

The owl sums it up best.
https://twitter.com/BBADOrwell/status/1165873793761345537

That actually reminds me that weeks ago they filmed a “horror movie” with the Snapchat glasses but I (a) didn’t care and (b) have no idea what Snapchat glasses are or where to find the videos.

Seriously, I love the owl’s twitter account. It’s especially sassy tonight.
https://twitter.com/BBADOrwell/status/1165876718940250113

https://twitter.com/ZaineyTX/status/1165875711338565632

Jackson: I’m gonna miss this house.
Tommy: Yeah, I can tell, with interviews with past houseguests that they miss it when they leave.
Christie: Oh, you watch stuff like that where they go back they…
Tommy: To be honest with you, no, I haven’t watched interviews?
Jackson: WHAT THE gently caress?!
Christie: YOU DO THAT A LOT!
Jackson: You said it with such confidence! Such certainty!
Tommy: Yeah, I do do that.

Jackson, Tommy, Christie, and Cliff reminisce on the pre-jury game and what a cocky douchebag Jack was. They laugh about how cocky he was that he won the POVs Sam and Jackson did. Christie can’t wait to watch back how cocky he looks when he thinks he won. Christie’s still convinced Nick was planning to backdoor her.

Ok, fine, I know you want it.
https://twitter.com/powerofcheeto1/status/1165875879370743814

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Maybe this is why Tommy got so mad.
https://twitter.com/IGIF_/status/1165867691837743104

Holly sets down the ground rules with Nicole about when it’s ok to be pied. She’s cool at late night or in the morning but not during the day when he makeup is on. Gr8ful made Nicole feel bad about the one thing that was fun.

Cliff tells the kids about linking up Dark Side of the Moon and Wizard of Oz.

Nicole: When I was little I was so afraid of the vacuum sucking up my feet.

Tommy says he’s never wearing the hoodie that got mayo-pied again and they can throw it away. Christie, “That’s dramatic.” When Christie says it. Tommy, “Someone has to buy me a new one. Especially if its one of the punished people.” Nick is saying it’s hosed up. They’re at least half loving around but they’re doing it in front of Nicole to gently caress with her while they know she’s freaking out about it. They’re total assholes.

Nicole’s muttering to herself that they must be messing with her. I can’t believe they purposely gave Nicole an anxiety attack over the pies. I mean, I can… but the hell?

Jess goes to check on Nicole. She comes back and tells them that Nicole is crying but Tommy refuses to go check on her. Cliff does and Nicole confirms its a con to try and get back at them. Cliff agrees to play it up. Christie checks on her and apparently gets fooled so now she’s pushing it too. Jackson’s convinced. Nick is wavering. Tommy remains indignant. Tommy’s actually being a little ugly about it even though he’s right its a con.

Nick ranting to Tommy that he doesn’t owe Cliff anything because he formed an alliance without him. This bizarre random hypocrisy comes in him trying to figure out the votes, in which he needs Cliff. He’s campaigning to Tommy but its mostly just bashing Jess.

Holly has come out and is now an unwilling part of the Nicole con because she got Nicole’s real anxiety earlier. BB calls for the Pie Punished to pie the HOH. Jess informs Nicole that everyone’s buying it except Tommy and Nick. Nicole admits to Christie and Holly that she’s faking it. They’re in on the con now.

The prima donnas have now made pieing an elaborate setup with like laid down towels and a prepared location and everything. They end up doing it outside and Tommy and Nick call out to Nicole and she yells “You can call me name all you want but I’m not coming!” and slams the door.
https://twitter.com/hamsterwatch/status/1165894410422247426

Tommy still isn’t buying it but Nick is wavering. Christie and Holly are playing up that she’s pissed off that they’d gently caress with her about something they knew was bothering her (which would be a valid reason to be pissed if Nicole wasn’t the nicest person in the world).

Everyone’s playing the Nicole thing up really well (she also let Jackson in on it, but he figured it was a con anyway). Tommy’s starting to waver, I think mostly because he recognizes that real or not its the entire house vs him and the week’s target. Tommy says it was everyone and Nick says it really was just them. Tommy complains about all the people he wanted at the end keep going on the block. “Its horrible.”

Tommy: I wish you can change your nom without a veto.
Nick: What do you mean?

Gr8ful once again begging for more powers.

Why am I still up? I can’t sleep and I’m invested in Nicole’s con.

Jackson went to try and sell Tommy/Nick but he completely oversells it and blows it. Everyone else kick themselves for letting Jackson in on it and ruining it. Christie breaks the news to Nicole and she goes outside and lets out a “drat IT!” and hugs Tommy. Ah well, that was a flop. BB21.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

RIP Pie Wars, you made the BB21 cast seem likable for 2 nights. Well a night and a half.
https://twitter.com/christmasjoye_/status/1165865884340183040

POV Ceremony came and went and the BB community barely noticed. Jackson didn’t use it, obviously. Nick vs. Christie is locked. Nick made a last minute hard press promising the royal couple (in bed) everything in the world but Jackson said it was too late in the game and that the deal would be countered by the negative impact of it.

No one can bring themselves to believe that Nick straight up won a fan vote. Which is understandable.
https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1166052457698549760

Nicole remains torn on the vote. She doesn’t get why Cliff thinks Christie is better for his game than Nick (because he wants Nicole’s loyalty to Nick gone) and wants to talk to him, but is worried he’ll tell Jackson and Holly and they’ll hold it against her. She says she should be able to openly voice her opinion if they’re in an alliance but she obviously knows better. She seems to know its a largely hopeless cause and is prepared to vote with the house but is also contemplating giving Nick a sympathy vote. And why wouldn’t she?
https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/s...101177571794944

BB has calmed Holly down about BuzzardGate and assured her that the implication of a scavenger bird and her dating her friend’s ex totally wasn’t intentional even though multiple HGs told her it was specifically brought up in that context to them and they commented on it. Self Delusion continues to dominate BB21.

Nicole and Jess seem to have rebounded from last week. They were bonding today over their families, upbringings. and both’s moms having cancer.

Nicole and Tommy made condom water balloons. Jackson Jacksoned it.
https://twitter.com/girlsmeg/status/1166113339128156160

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
I kinda agree with the our thing... throwing pies in my bed would cause my nightmares

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I think they only did that when they were told to.

The Pie Wars were all like chasing each other around the house in the down times of the evening/afternoon. Jackson's been encouraging it and running all over the place and Nick and Christie have been playing along, but they were keeping it largely to the obvious areas like the kitchen, bathroom, and storage area. It became a problem because Holly doesn't want her makeup ruined and Tommy keeps trying to avoid it, which then led them to hitting him like 4 times in a row, which pissed him off. They're just being prima donnas.

The only actual thing that seemed to be bothering people is that BB designs their house weird and puts carpets in the kitchen and bathroom, so they were starting to get funky. But they gave them carpet cleaner and the vacuum last night and the punished cleaned.

STAC Goat fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Aug 27, 2019

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

https://twitter.com/BBADOrwell/status/1166143326892019719

Nick knows he’s in trouble. He’s growing embittered towards Tommy for choosing Christie over him and angry that he didn’t put “that fucker” Cliff up instead of Christie. Naturally nothing is Nick’s fault and everyone else is just to blame for one reason or another. Nick says that his plan now is just to lay low and hope Christie does something stupid, but its Nick and he’s clearly really worked up and talking about everything he’s going to do and say. Tommy’s been claiming that he has to vote out Nick because he promised Christie a vote before he know who the Prankster is. Nick and Nicole both apparently see through that flimsy excuse and suspect there’s more to it. This might be bad for Tommy, in the house or Jury. Nick’s decided that Cliff, Tommy, and Christie are “disrespectable” and don’t deserve to win the game.
https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1166131330305994757
https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1166132976649998336

Nicole worked Holly about flipping the vote, which is admirable but pointless. Holly obviously notes that for her getting out the guy she targeted in both her HOHs probably makes the most sense. Nicole has valid concerns about Christie which Holly acknowledges (and we all know) but in the end it still makes more sense for Holly’s game to get out Nick. But Holly says she’s glad with the noms because even if it flips they still get out a big threat. Nicole says Christie got a second chance but Nick never did, but Holly points out Nick’s game was dead a long time ago and he’s gotten a second and even arguably a third chance, which Nicole has to concede. Nicole’s worried Christie would target Cliff but Holly points out Nick was trying to get Cliff on the block and probably would too. Nicole says Nick is angry at Tommy but Holly doesn’t think Nick would put him up. Nicole says Tommy has hinted at targeting Jackson/Holly and is worried about him with Christie. Holly notes that Tommy works with whoever of Nick or Christie stay this week.
https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1166137076418588673

Jackson joins the conversation and its just more “no, Nick has to go.”

Meanwhile Christie tells Tommy that its “time to make big moves”. Tommy - being a coward - asks who would do it but Christie says she will and all her deals for a week so they’re done now.

Christie: I am out of my contract. I have no deals with anyone.

https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1166174321510879232
https://twitter.com/DukeTheBBDuck/status/1166175568259407875
https://twitter.com/BBFeedsFairy/status/1166178206745059329

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

https://twitter.com/BB_Pissed/status/1166183246205476864

Nicole: I'll punch one. My impulse is either to run or punch, so we'll find out.

https://twitter.com/BBFeedsFairy/st...179524125609985

Christie: Everything we talk about manifests. We have been talking about horror movies. I'm telling you the twist this season is that I am the manifester, and everything that I say happens.
I think she’s kidding?

https://twitter.com/IsItUpOrDown/status/1166182341213138944

Jess: I’m not scared. I ain't no punk bitch. We pop killer clowns in Chicago.

After TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS in HOH, another 2 weeks sequestered in Have Nots, and another week in HOH Holly has an epiphany.
https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1166187792168304640

She offers to throw a “slumber party” for the girls in HOH ostensibly to “protect” them from the clowns but actually to try and secure her place in the house more without actually having to leave HOH. Nicole is scared shitless but not actually that scared (its just high anxiety). Jess is also for that because apparently she’s afraid one of them might be “taken.” drat it, don’t steal my idea of giving David a hockey mask and letting him pick off HGs!

https://twitter.com/BB_Pissed/status/1166192559934398464

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Nicole is delightful.
https://twitter.com/DukeTheBBDuck/status/1166194411157565441

https://twitter.com/IGIF_/status/1166198683924410369
https://twitter.com/BBFeedsFairy/status/1166198948593360896
https://twitter.com/hamsterwatch/status/1166198235133693955

Nicole has completely lost it. She’s terrified to be in a room with mirrors. Cliff has been escorting her through the house looking for a spot with the fewest mirrors. She gets called to the DR but doesn’t want to go because she thinks there might be a clown in there, She announces she will “throat punch” anyone who likes clowns.

https://twitter.com/BBFeedsFairy/status/1166208745111732225

Cliff attempted to orchestrate the entire house to hide while Nicole was in the DR so she’d freak out when she could find anyone. Jackson, Holly, and Tommy are prima donnas again and have to be pulled up to HOH. Holly and Tommy eventually go after a lot of frustration from the rest but Jackson just… keeps eating watermelon. He gets it in his mind that he’s the right person to pretend to be scared. Because he didn’t just blow the con last night or anything.

Cliff: Holly, tell him to come up here. You are the only one that can tell him what to do.
Christie: Look at him! I can’t stand him. He’s just casually eating his watermelon.

Christie yells at Jackson to get in HOH but Jackson announcing he’s hiding in the bathroom behind the couch for some reason. Holly, “He’s so intense.” Christie reasons out he wants to hear Nicole. Jess asks if he’s just going to stay there for as long as it takes Nicole to come out and find them? Holly, “I don’t know.”

https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1166211563696590849%5C

Cliff: Whoever giggles first and spoils it gets a pie in the face.
Christie: Shut up, Cliff. You don’t get to make the rules. I'm only saying that because I'm probably the one that's going to laugh

It begins. Nicole comes out and immediately sees a clown in the mirror and freaks out. And then she realizes she’s alone.

Nicole: Oh my god, no! Big Brother, please, I saw it, I saw it. It scared me. Its done, its over with, we’re good!
long pause
Nicole: Guys? Oh my God, are they all hiding? This sucks. This is horrible. This is how I die.

Nicole is completely paralyzed in the kitchen.

Holly: For all she knows we’re just all hanging out in the RV. She didn’t even check. She just went straight to panic.

Nicole backs herself into the corner of the kitchen and is hunched over in fear as more clowns appear in the mirrors. This is amazing. Nicole is crouched in the corner refusing to move and whimpering.

https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1166220362264260608

Nick: How does she not know we’re not just all upstairs chilling?

Nicole: Do you smell it! Its a big ole’ pile of bullshit!

Nicole finally works up the energy to stand up and move.

Nicole: Oh the season’s over! No one’s left in the house! Nicole wins!

BIG BROTHER TURNS THE LIGHTS OFF!

Nicole: AHH! OH MY GOD! gently caress NO! gently caress NO!

https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1166221390791499776

I. Can’t. Breath.

Nicole’s back in the corner crouch.

Nicole: This is it! This is the end! This is the apocalypse! This is it! Just let me outside! Give me a shovel! I’ll dig my own grave! I’ll gladly jump in!

Nicole works up the energy to move again.

Nicole: drat IT NICOLE!

Nicole is now searching.

Nicole: This is how every horror movie goes.

She heads to the bathroom first but Jackson bangs the wall to scare her. So she’s back in the corner and shaking.

https://twitter.com/hamsterwatch/status/1166214768287289345

Nicole: I'm pressing the red button. This is elaborate. Big Brother, do I really have to search for them? Maybe they will just come out. Guys, I found a Diamond Power of Veto. Whoever wants it, come get it.

Nicole goes back to searching and immediately notices the displaced couch and finds Jackson. LIKE WE KNEW SHE WOULD! Jackson says he doesn’t know what’s happening and they were all told to hide! Idiot! With Jackson found the paralyzing fear of the unknown is gone and Nicole works her way up to HOH where she finds them all of course (with a few jump scares), because everyone hiding in the HOH wasn’t gonna work very long. The game was always in stringing out the unknown panic as long as possible WHICH JACKSON DOESN’T UNDERSTAND!

https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1166222322589675520

https://twitter.com/hamsterwatch/status/1166215755077050369

Then because Jackson is just as terrible at pranks as he is at Big Brother he chases Nicole with a pie.

https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1166216641262301185

Cliff: It was Christie's idea. We all just kind of followed along.
Christie: It actually wasn’t at all, but okay Cliff.

The clowns are now appearing constantly and loving Nicole. Everyone else is naturally now desensitized but Nicole’s basically being chased between rooms.
https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1166234331024637954
https://twitter.com/hamsterwatch/status/1166222604790718465

https://twitter.com/BBADOrwell/status/1166221180044337152

STAC Goat fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Aug 27, 2019

bagrada
Aug 4, 2007

The Demogorgon is tired of your silly human bickering!

Ok, all that was pretty great and is how the movie ads should go, over having the houseguests watch them and give forced praise.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Huh, I didn't actually put together that that might be It Chapter 2 advertising. And yet I did make Pennywise jokes in my head. So maybe it was truly effective advertising. Either way its definitely worth checking out. I couldn't stop laughing while Nicole just melted into panic and BB played along perfectly with the clowns and lights. The only one who messed things up was Jackson by ending things too soon with his nonsense. But he might have saved Nicole a heart attack, I guess.

Here’s some stuff I forgot to post last night after Nicole’s clown/AFP hijinks and this morning…

Holly and Jackson are aware Nicole’s pushing so hard for Nick and are worried that she could flip things, but mostly figure she’ll come around by the end of the week as long as they can keep the target on Nick. They’re also getting sketched out by Tommy. Holly thinks Nicole might have planted that in her head but Jackson says he sees it too and that Tommy’s been distant and different with them. Holly wants to work him today with the old chestnuts of “Me and Jackson are playing separate games” and “I’ve always been personally good with you.” Because Gr8ful only knows like 5 songs.

Nick continuing to be a charmer.
https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1166249930693828608

Holly, Christie, and Jess did some general poo poo talking of Nick and what a threat he is. Jess is the only voter of the bunch and she’s not keeping Nick but that’s probably Nick’s doom. There’s 1 voice speaking up for him in Nicole and like 5 voices speaking for him to go.

Holly, Jackson, and Jess discuss how sketchy and grumpy Tommy’s gotten. They discuss their zings and how harsh they were. Jess’s counter to Zingbot calling her irrelevant and boring was “I choose to evict Jack.” Which is pretty good. They wonder how Nick will be received and Holly thinks he might get booed because of the Tommy stuff. Jess doesn’t think so but thinks if Ana had stayed and he had acted like that then that might be different. Holly and Jackson worry about being booed but Jess says its really hard to get booed and the last one was Christine.

Holly: But do you think she expected to be booed?
Jess: Well, gently caress! if I was sucking on someone's toe, holding hands, and humping them like Nick is with Tommy maybe I would.

Nick reminisces about that time he bullied Nicole and tried to evict her. He imagines what its going to be like when he watches the episodes.

Tommy: You’re going to get to see Nicole’s face when you’re bullying her.
Nick: Don't say bullying, bro! How was that bullying? Don't say that. I'm not a bully.
Nicole: I said don't touch it. Don't touch it.
Tommy: He's not a bully America.
Nicole: Eh…

Tommy and Christie again reiterated that they’re targeting Jackson/Holly next week and that Christie considers her “contract” finished since Holly said she wanted to put her up as a pawn and Christie went up, even though Holly didn’t put her up (and Holly’s been kicking herself for telling Christie she was going up as a pawn because she knows this is how Christie works with loopholes). Tommy just seems really angry that all his friends have been voted out and he didn’t get what he wanted. There’s like a noticeable shift in his behavior that everyone’s picking up on.

Holly didn’t end up getting her slumber party last night, but Nicole slept in the target room with everyone except Christie and Jess, I think.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

https://twitter.com/melbrown00/status/1166234346765922304

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I feel cruddy so just some tweets I saw while watching the west coast game and not wanting to move from bed.

The owl is way better than the feeds or show.
https://twitter.com/BBADOrwell/status/1166518343186178048

David didn’t even like Kemi as a person. This is the kind of stuff that gets us wondering, Christie.
https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1166436356920401926

Big Brother is so sad when you’re not in complete control and just picking off all the pawns and people not worth being your friend.
https://twitter.com/BB21LiveFeeds/status/1166460294224388097

Bible Study With Nick
https://twitter.com/JokersBBUpdates/status/1166498021443588096

Its now basically Open Season on Nicole. A less patient HG would take offense.
https://twitter.com/hamsterwatch/status/1166495861100015616
https://twitter.com/BB_Pissed/status/1166499203499081728

https://twitter.com/girlsmeg/status/1166534904558960640

There’s no game being played at all, really. Tomorrow’s gonna be another crazy day of campaigning from both sides. I’m running a fever though so we’ll see if I’m up to following.
https://twitter.com/girlsmeg/status/1165410297022050305

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I never get fevers and I was just the biggest baby all night, let me tell you. But it broke and I got some sleep so lets watch some campaigns!

Nick started campaigning with Tommy and it was a mixed bag. He tried to guilt Tommy basically telling him that he says he’s loyal but he’s never been loyal with his votes - voting out Jack and Ana and now Nick. Tommy didn’t like that and said he’s been very loving loyal. Which he hasn’t but Nick doesn’t know Tommy if he didn’t think he’d react that way. Tommy also rejected the idea that he ever told Nick that he’d keep him over Christie, even though he did. Nick also pushed that he’s a better player than Christie, but Tommy as like “I rather play with someone I can beat.” Tommy also vocalized that Nick didn’t trust him enough to tell him he was Prankster, but did tell Nicole. It didn’t sound good for Nick, to me, but Nick thought it went well. Ultimately Tommy pushed off his vote as saying he was cared to go against Jackson and Holly. Nick said he has a great pitch for them and there’s no way they’ll reject it, which made Tommy really nervous about what Nick was going to promise or target. But Nick claimed he’s naming no targets. Which is kind of Nick’s problem. He’s promising everyone in the house this loyalty and that doesn’t make sense. Christie pulled off Taco Tuesday because she made it “us vs them.”

See what you did, America?
https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1166824227464368128
https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1166826222590070785

Holly and Jackson are worried about Christie but they think that she would hesitate to put them both up because it would make her look bad to America or something. They don’t seem to grasp that Christie isn’t anxiety ridden about that as they are. They think Tommy is their only real threat for both going up. Its sounding more and more like Christie’s moved another peg down on the radar behind Tommy, and Jess also seems to have moved out of Jackson’s immediate target. It doesn’t sound like they’re wavering on Nick at all.

Jess, Christie, and Holly are giving Nicole a makeover.
https://twitter.com/BB_Pissed/status/1166833584377909248

Christie seems pretty chill. She’s doing “informal” campaigning but she clearly believes she’s got the edge and just need to keep things going in the right direction.

Nick’s campaigning is… rehearsed. You know those awkward stifled DRs he delivers? He keeps like doing his campaigns to each person in front of a mirror so there’s a very unnatural “book report” feel to them. The heart of his campaigns are basically that Christie’s a liar, he’s honest, and Christie/Jess want to get out men. And a splash of “America loves me and God is on my side.”

Tommy tells Jackson he gave his word to Christie and isn’t breaking it. So guess it didn’t go well like Nick hoped. Tommy’s basically actively campaigning against Nick saying he’s got a great resume, is a good talker, and will be tough to beat. Both Tommy and Jackson agree they can’t let Cliff follow Nick out or else the gender wars begin or something. Tommy pushes he wants a F4 with Jackson, Holly, and Christie.

Nick’s campaign to Cliff started with him confessing he was Prankster (which of course Cliff knows by now) and claiming that his decision to put up Christie had something to do with her being Cliff’s target. Cliff is his usual self, open and agreeable but non committal and not offering much. This is what he does. He gives the person he’s not voting for the run around but he’s promised Christie his vote. If things shifted he would be he’s clearly set as of now.

Bad America!
https://twitter.com/BBFeedsFairy/status/1166831035386126337

Jackson gets creepy with Nicole and rambles about how hot and gorgeous she is “but in a respectful way.” Cliff knows better and says that to say Nicole looks more beautiful now would be to say that wasn’t always beautiful.

Christie does campaign to Jess and the core is pushing that all her old alliances and relationships have died and changed and that she really wants to work with Jess and go to “Final Three” with her with an unchosen 3rd. She made a point to say she wasn’t looking to target Jackson/Holly and saw Cliff/Nicole as as big a threat as them. That could be risky but I’m guessing Christie is banking that Jess is more likely to talk to Jackson/Holly than Cliff/Nicole. Christie says she wants to make all her decisions with Jess going forward and they’ll see what Tommy does after Nick leaves.

Tommy keeps whining about how “weird” and “uncomfortable” everything is now that he has to play without an alliance watching his back. He keeps saying he feels lost and “in a fog.” It pisses me off.

Cliff tells Holly about Nick’s campaign and points out that a lot of it banks on Christie being a liar, but that Nick’s been one too. Cliff did NOT receive Nick’s campaign well and basically thinks Nick quasi threatened him saying he could have put him on the block as Prankster and rallied the votes against him.

Nick campaigns to Jess… which I guess you have to respect. Jess notes that its the first time they’ve talked game in over 70 days, which is probably all you need to know. Actually no, you should really know Nick’s campaign because its really funny. Essentially he argues that since everyone knows Nick is Jess’ target she should keep Nick in the game because if he’s gone then everyone will be worried that they’re Jess’ new target. A for effort. Nick also argues that he won’t vote personally against her at F2 because he thinks Paul was robbed both times. Which sounds like a case to send him to Jury, but what do I know?

Meanwhile Ovi has developed a bit of an edge.
https://twitter.com/TheOviKabir/status/1166823864795615232

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Nick insisted on campaigning to Holly and Jackson together, which Christie pointed out and Holly “joked” that Nick doesn’t see her as an individual player. If Nick knew anything he’d know that’s Holly’s biggest pet peeve in the house. Nick’s been telling everyone that this is his “big” campaign and that its a killer that will absolutely work, and he tells them that too. Nick’s speech is weird and over rehearsed. He speaks about himself in the 3rd person and quotes Weezy. He makes a campaign point and then says “that’s a really good campaign point.” At one point he pulls a condom out and shoves his hand up it to illustrate how he can be “protection” for the showmance. Its so weird.
https://twitter.com/DukeTheBBDuck/status/1166851799950790657

At the end of his campaign Nick says if he gets voted out and Battles Back he’ll still watch the showmance’s back. Once he’s gone Jackson basically says “if he’s gonna still be with us if we vote him out lets vote him out!”

Nick’s campaigns are done and they’ve universally failed. Nicole remains the only vote he might have.

Christie and Tommy discuss next week. Christie says she’ll target Jackson/Holly or Cliff/Nicole next week but Tommy says he might do Jackson/Cliff or Jackson/Nicole.

Jackson is so confident from today’s campaigns that he’s pretty determined to throw HOH. They think they’ve successfully played the entire house against each other. The fundamental flaws in their reasoning is that they don’t see Cliff/Nicole or Christie/Tommy as duos. They essentially think everyone is a 3rd to them if Nick goes.
https://twitter.com/BB_Pissed/status/1166858111396864001

Christie’s campaign with Cliff included the “I could see myself getting to F3 with you and someone else” but also that she’s targeting Jackson/Holly next week. That’s a gamble because Cliff could bury her with it, but it doesn’t really make sense for him to do that assuming he wants Christie/Tommy vs Jackson/Holly. We’ll see. Christie plays up that Cliff is the only person in the house that she feels comfortable saying that to, which is of course a lie.

Nicole slipped and fell, hurting her tailbone/back. But after laying down a bit she gets up to talk to Christie. I’m not sure why Christie couldn’t have talked to her in the bedroom but this house is bizarre about campaigning. They always pick rooms to do it in and specific times and call everyone in one by one. Its like there’s a sign up sheet and work schedule.

Christie campaigning to Nicole but she’s eating while she does it so ugh. She is self aware and makes a joke about it at the start. The campaign seems pretty generic. She doesn’t name targets, says she understands Nicole is loyal to Nick, says she was loyal to her “one week” deal and she’s a “free agent”. Blah chew blah slurp blah. Christie doesn’t outright say she’s targeting Jackson/Holly but she makes clear that she considers the deal she made with them fulfilled.
https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1166866282127532032

Nick is creeping on the barely legal girl from Jumanji 2. Tommy, “How old is she?” Also apparently his penis is named “Roscoe”. He named it when he was 10 with his cousin. I know so now you have to know.

Holly does the thing she does where she voices how she feels bad about playing dirty, saying she feels bad that they’re pressuring Nicole to vote out Nick knowing that they’re also pushing Christie to target Nicole. Jackson, compassionate as always, simply says it’s not their problem. Holly, “It is, cause we are vowing to work with Nicole” These conversations never go anywhere. They’re just Holly trying to make herself feel less like the bad guy. Holly will cry in the DR if Nicole is voted out.

Nicole: How are you feeling, Cliff?
Cliff: Like I want both of them to go home.

Cliff says he trusts Nick more than Christie but Nick’s a more dangerous player. Cliff says Tommy promised Holly/Christie his vote and Jess and Jackson are locked in so its basically academic and Nick’s gone. Jess joins and conversation shifts to sleeping conditions. Cliff’s looking forward to maybe getting the Target room to himself and says how Tommy and Nick just bounce between each other’s beds every night. Cliff says he’s scared of that relationship but Jess says Tommy has voted out all his friends and just wants to ve safe. Cliff voices how Nick misplayed the Prankster. “But what do I know?” Oh god, am I Cliff? The three then engage in extended mockery of what condescending, arrogant douchebags Gr8ful were.

Nicole talks to Jess about giving Nick a sympathy vote and says how Nick gave Ana one last week. Jess doesn’t think Nick did that out of loyalty (Hi, Sam!) and Nicole agrees that she’s probably being stupid. She says she knows she’d be shooting herself in the foot to do it. Jess says Nicole doesn’t owe Nick anything more than she feels comfortable with. Jess points out that Nick once tried to take him out and the game changes. Nicole’s like the anti-Holly.

Holly reapplies her makeup while Tommy studies the memory wall. Tommy thinks the hardest part of the comp will be remembering people’s names. Holly, “Even remembering… this sounds horrible… that people exist.” Holly says when she was writing HER SONG the hardest part was remembering everyone. The 15 people she’s lived with for the last 2 months. She says she always had to just count to remember who she forgot to include. Tommy proudly names all 15 people HE LIVED WITH FOR A MONTH but Holly says he did better than she just did in her head.

There are no words. Lets just all end on a high note.
https://twitter.com/BB_Pissed/status/1166867212751298562

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

https://twitter.com/kisseskemi/status/1166885402352988160

Jackson finds a spider crawling down a web, catches it with a spatula, spent 5 minutes parading it around the house and playing with it, and then smashed it and threw out the spatula. It was like watching a 5-year-old burn ants with a magnifying glass. But why did he throw out the spatula? This is a guy who farts on produce and defrosts raw meat on the counter all day and eats toilet cucumbers. Was the spatula really unsalvageable?

Jackson then spent another 10 minutes standing behind a corner waiting to jump out and scare Holly. He’s turned into BB20 Sam.

There’s absolutely no late night gaming happening. Nick seems confident that he nailed his condom campaign and says he wants to be surprised by the vote. Christie is more confident at the 2 weeks of work she’s put behind this. Every one else is content to let a big threat go home besides Tommy who is sad and Nicole who is anxiety ridden.

I feel like it must be exhausting to be Holly. She spends so much of her day applying makeup and worrying about how people see her - physically and otherwise. It just feels like so much.

Christie is making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I miss those. I never loved them but its been a decade now since my peanut allergy emerged and its weird to think “I haven’t had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in a decade.”

The HGs discuss past HGs and whether they’d come back as vets. Jess was trying to tell them about Lawon's "vote me out for the power" nonsense but couldn't remember what season that was or what his name was. Tommy thought she was talking about Marcellus and Cliff brought up his POV nonsense, which got them very confused. Jess remembers it was “Jeff and Jordan’s season” which confuses them more since they assume that means BB11 and not BB13. They keep assuming the only gay black man in BB history is Marcellus even though their flawed memories aren’t checking out. Holly asks what season “Rhinestone Cowboy” played on. Nick thinks she’s talking about Jason/Whistlenut. They realize Holly is talking about Beast Mode Cowboy.

Jackson: And I’m a pompous douchebag?

Holly: I loved him. He WAS a pompous douchebag.

The HGs are discussing how deodorant is a conspiracy by big pharma. Half of them don’t wear it. Nick doesn’t wash anything below his thighs. Nick also doesn’t wash his socks. Christie says they all have immunity from smells/bacteria because they don’t wash away the natural bacteria.

Why am I watching feeds? Why did I spend all night awake half delirious with fever and am now sitting here watching people do nothing? I don’t know. I may need an intervention. Or some Ambien.

https://twitter.com/BBADOrwell/status/1166937954125697024

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Good riddance to Nick. I guess any week with Nicole and Cliff surviving is a slightly better chance for the season to not be completely terrible.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Is there any chance Christie goes home? I guess it's not the worst because if Christie / Tommy win they target Jackson / Holly and that lets Cliff / Nicole / Jess last a little longer.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Nothing's impossible but the only question about the vote seems to be if Nicole throws a sympathy vote. Jackson and Holly are convinced Christie is targeting Cliff/Nicole. Christie told Cliff shes targeting Jackson/Holly but that's good for him and he wants Nick gone since Nick has basically vowed loyalty to everyone but him and Jess. Jess or course wants the guy openly gunning for her gone and not her only friend left. Tommy's terrified of being against the royal couple and Christie, especially after last week's close call. That leaves Nicole.

Right now noms next week look something like
Christie: Jackson and Holly
Tommy: Jackson and Cliff/Nicole
Cliff: Tommy and Christie
Nicole: Tommy and Christie
Jess: Jackson and Cliff?

Jackson keeps saying he has to throw and he feels safe. If he did win I don't know what he do. Probably Jess and maybe Christie? He's not even discussing it and he's suddenly talking about Tommy as the top threat so any of those three.

Cliff and. Nicole don't seem completely safe to me. Tommy and Jess both might take half measures and not put Holly up, which could save Jackson/Holly and send Cliff/Nicole out the door.

I feel like Jess has to be a mortal lock for F4 with Nick gone but Jackson still has his "she's a feminist" thing and this cast is allergic to risk. So someone could take the easy shot.

Then of course there's the possibility of a cancelled eviction or battls back. I'm kind of thinking battle back. We haven't seen any Jury segments yet and they're saying a live HOH on the feeds. So I'm thinking a Wall with the jurors like BB15.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
loving hell I hope Jack doesn't come back.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Nick's punishment the rest of the season is impotently watching Jack/Sis hook up until the finale.

Yer Burnt
Feb 26, 2007

Faustian Bargain posted:

Nick's punishment the rest of the season is impotently watching Jack/Sis hook up until the finale.
Nick's reward is Bella breaking up with him on finale night.

It's from a few days ago but I woke up with Holly's dumb song in my head :barf:

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
The more I thought about it, it's probably better for Cliff / Nicole / Jess to let Christie stay. I FEEL like the 3 of them are off a lot of peoples radars right now. Tommy and Christie want Jackson and Holly gone and vice versa. I was thinking about this today and please tell me if you think this is dumb:

If Cliff, Nicole or Jess win HOH they should put up either some combo of J/H and C/T. The HoH then tells each person individually "You are the pawn, don't worry we want to send the other person home." Then no matter how the veto goes down the HoH has a safe cover. The down side is that this would draw a line in the sane with either side.

Yer Burnt
Feb 26, 2007

Yeah that's how you're supposed to play Big Brother but:
- Cliff as HoH would make deals Deals DEALS so it's whoever can influence him the most right before noms
- Jess is single-minded & would probably target Michie
- Nicole. Well, we don't need to think about a scenario where Nicole wins anything (except our hearts)

Yer Burnt fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Aug 29, 2019

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Christie will knife anyone and everyone. It's insane that she stayed last week. Jess would probably jump in front of the knife if Christie told her.

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
I was thinking about it--I bet there's a very good chance that Jackson ends up on the Challenge. Maybe one or two of Jack/Kemi/Bella/Sis/David too.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Jack, Jackson, Nick, Kemi, and Sis would all be great on the challenge.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Someone at CBS recently said that anyone going to MTV won't be brought back for CBS's shows. I guess Victor was but they said that was early into the situation. But I imagine that's not really a huge factor. Someone like Jack probably has no chance of ever coming back but would probably excel on something like the Challenge (I haven't actually watched since the Miz days but I see Paulie Caulifiorie is a regular, so I think I get the vibe).

But like Jackson and Holly keep talking so much about how they want to do Amazing Race. My instinct is that that hope will dry up as soon as they see the fan response to them and this season but who knows? CBS loves its rear end in a top hat couples.


SalTheBard posted:

The more I thought about it, it's probably better for Cliff / Nicole / Jess to let Christie stay. I FEEL like the 3 of them are off a lot of peoples radars right now. Tommy and Christie want Jackson and Holly gone and vice versa. I was thinking about this today and please tell me if you think this is dumb:

If Cliff, Nicole or Jess win HOH they should put up either some combo of J/H and C/T. The HoH then tells each person individually "You are the pawn, don't worry we want to send the other person home." Then no matter how the veto goes down the HoH has a safe cover. The down side is that this would draw a line in the sane with either side.
Nicole was definitely considering the "one of both sides" move. I think Cliff's plan is really that he just doesn't want HOH. He wants Christie/Tommy to win and take a shot at Jackson/Holly or vice versa and he wants them to trade that back and forth for a few weeks until the F4 is him, Nicole, Jess, and whoever is left standing.

I think realistically we have 3 duos and Jess right now and it seems highly likely that we'll end up with Jess+2+1 or Jess+1+1+1 at the F4. Returning player notwithstanding. It just seems highly unlikely that we'll get 2 duos at the end as theyre all secretly hoping the other 2 take each other apart. Its just a very passive season and no one wants to get bloody.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


STAC Goat posted:

Someone at CBS recently said that anyone going to MTV won't be brought back for CBS's shows.
Last of this topic but Chase (from the Bachelorette) went on MTV's Ex on the Beach last year and was on Bachelor in Paradise this week. Maybe this is a new policy going forward?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, it was some interview a couple of weeks ago. I know it specifically addressed Victor but I dunno. I'll see if I can find it.


Feedswise the only thing that seems to be happening is Nick has given up all hope and done the obvious thing, vow to poison the jury against everyone who has wronged him. Specifically Christie, Tommy, Cliff, and Jess.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Faustian Bargain posted:

Last of this topic but Chase (from the Bachelorette) went on MTV's Ex on the Beach last year and was on Bachelor in Paradise this week. Maybe this is a new policy going forward?

That’s ABC and Bachelor in Paradise exists in its own trashy sub universe from the rest.

That aside, that’s a foolish policy because you’d be dumb to hold out on The Challenge for CBS opportunities because you’re going to get a lot more run out of the Challenge. Paulie’s going to be on that thing for the next 5 or 6 years.

and STAC, The Challenge is basically if they took everything you hate about the cool cliques on Big Brother and made that its own thing. But it’s also more tolerable in that context because everyone’s a “cool kid” so you get to see a lot of the people you hate eat poo poo from everyone else and get beat up in challenges. Paulie is everything you hate about Paulie, but people also call him a douchebag to his face and make fun of him, so it’s cathartic in a way.

Jack, Jackson, Nick and Analyse all have a future on The Challenge. Probably Christie too if she wanted to.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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I'm old and I watched the Real World and Road Rules and the first whatever seasons of Real World vs Road Rules Challenge. So I think I know the vague concept of the Challenge. I actually decided to DVR a repeat of the premiere because I'm mild curious to see Josh in that sitting. But like I only recognize the BB players from the cast list. I didn't know until this season that it had become a kind of way station for BB players.

But yeah, I would imagine any of the pretty, fit Gr8ful pricks would fit the idea of what I have in my mind. Jack, Jackson, Nick, Bella, Ana... I guess. She's pretty and fit at least even if she has no personality at all.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

And remember, if you're a pro wrestling fan as part of the trash entertainment you engage Big Brother's oldest alum (because he's a dinosaur) has a very exciting weekend planned for AEW's All Out and Starrcast!

https://twitter.com/boy_myth_legend...agenumber%3D143

It just amuses me while watching Big Brother to constantly remember this is Austin.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

STAC Goat posted:

I'm old and I watched the Real World and Road Rules and the first whatever seasons of Real World vs Road Rules Challenge. So I think I know the vague concept of the Challenge. I actually decided to DVR a repeat of the premiere because I'm mild curious to see Josh in that sitting. But like I only recognize the BB players from the cast list. I didn't know until this season that it had become a kind of way station for BB players.

But yeah, I would imagine any of the pretty, fit Gr8ful pricks would fit the idea of what I have in my mind. Jack, Jackson, Nick, Bella, Ana... I guess. She's pretty and fit at least even if she has no personality at all.

Josh hasn’t been around any of his seasons long enough to do anything but he got some good airtime in the premiere.

Ana is basically a brunette version of this blonde girl named Jenna that’s been on a lot of them.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Feeds up. Everyone still standing.

Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight
Who is "Spencer" that they are always referring to?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

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I think its some weird house in joke about BB15 Spencer.

Jess down. Voluntarily. No real surprise.
https://twitter.com/ArmstrongTaran/status/1167261731455930368

STAC Goat fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Aug 30, 2019

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


sportsgenius86 posted:

Ana is basically a brunette version of this blonde girl named Jenna that’s been on a lot of them.
Holy poo poo this is incredibly on point and I can’t believe I didn’t see it sooner.

The challenge rules for exactly the reasons others pointed out. Paulie is dialed up to 11 but so is everyone else. Da’vonne has been on a few seasons now and she’s much better off the big brother leash.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

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Da' was a really terrible player but a huge character so I can see how that works.

Jackson has to pee.

Christie: Wait until it rains.
Jackson: You think I'd do that to my mom? Twice?

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