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Regallion
Nov 11, 2012


Thanks, i hate it.

Also, when did that turn into Twillight? Kissing VAMPIRES? Who does that???

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
People who have kissed Rogie-boy:
  • The Queen of Cresce
  • Horrible snakemonster Ruckmerksomething
  • Vampire

Also:

TH
WOK

Cat Mattress fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Aug 30, 2019

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Aww, poor kid plats.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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habeasdorkus posted:

Aww, poor kid plats.

She's probably just lying to be an rear end in a top hat, I'd be surprised if they all got exploded offscreen.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Cope would definitely be willing to kill them all off but doing it offscreen doesn't feel narratively right. Poor rebel Plats, though.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Gay Vampires and Their Kid Killing Cronies. A story by Ashley Cope

Tar_Squid
Feb 13, 2012
Its probably just Cope being used to drawing them by now but one of the lizards in the last panel of today's comic has ruffles just like our present day lizards. I wonder if it happens to be a relative?

And I agree- it wouldn't at all surprise me that Duane's squad got massacred but it feels quite wrong to have it done off panel like this. No lovingly rendered gore?! Can't have that!

Chair In A Basket
Aug 6, 2005

I'm basically Jesus.

Nap Ghost
It's not that we don't believe that Cope will kill children; it's that we don't believe she would do it without making us sit through it.

Chair In A Basket fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Sep 2, 2019

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

In the end, they'll all trudge up to the surface, via a cave that opens unprobably close to where the ambush took place, and we'll get a nice cinematic view of the aftermath.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Vampire just told his dudes to go kill everybody, so

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Well, that's not going to end well for a whole bunch of the Vampire's guys.

TheFuzzyLumpkin
Sep 15, 2003

But you are a person, and I can't say I'm awfully fond of that.
Probably some of Duane's kids are still alive. The woman who said it is the same one who stabbed Danila and she seems like a total rear end in a top hat, so she's happy sticking the knife in even if it's a lie.

Gotta get the Alds out of the way so when they drop the firewall to let Roger get hit by the curse, there's only unaffected Crescians around to haul his now-a-scientific-sample-for-weapon-development butt back to Cresce with the curse intact. Except something will get hopelessly hosed up because this is, after all, Unsounded.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?
Roger is 100% going to have to kill his boyfriend.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Yeah the Etalarche thing does make the most sense for why he's SPECIFICALLY sending the Alds away, but why would Vampire stick around then? Is he planning on booking it with Shaensigin before the shield comes down?

Staltran
Jan 3, 2013

Fallen Rib

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Yeah the Etalarche thing does make the most sense for why he's SPECIFICALLY sending the Alds away, but why would Vampire stick around then? Is he planning on booking it with Shaensigin before the shield comes down?

Does Vampire know what the plan is with the Etalarche curse? He said the Khert-fire is to stop the curse and that they'll be in Cresce before the fire's over. It doesn't sound like he knows Foi-Hellick intends to let the curse take hold.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Staltran posted:

Does Vampire know what the plan is with the Etalarche curse? He said the Khert-fire is to stop the curse and that they'll be in Cresce before the fire's over. It doesn't sound like he knows Foi-Hellick intends to let the curse take hold.

i think we might find out next page ish!

also claggart and lemuel bonding over dislike of the posh

TheFuzzyLumpkin
Sep 15, 2003

But you are a person, and I can't say I'm awfully fond of that.
Maybe Foi Helleck didn't intend to let the curse take hold, and whatever happens next is the monumental cock-up that lets him get hit with it prior to his immediate evacuation to Cresce. If all they needed was for him to get it slapped on him, a contingent of Crescians guarding him just at the edge of the dammakhert border would have been sufficient, not crawling deep into Alderode and using an illegal khert fire as a blocker for it. This plan seems too risky on its face for someone that even Duane acknowledges is a brilliant tactician.

The original plan was probably not him getting the full hit from the curse, but being that it shook out that way they rolled with it, given their only other option was a ruinous full-bore war. Maybe they had some method of capturing the mechanic of the curse in the firewall? Snarling it and having the Crescian pymaric specialists analyze it in situ, maybe, with Roger present to make sure the curse was on a correct course to be caught.

Secondary only to the long-running theme of "power makes you a monstrous, dehumanizing rear end in a top hat in any one of a wide range of sizes and colors" is the theme "boy howdy does life not give a shiiiiiiiit about your plans." If anyone in the cast can ever so much as successfully orchestrate a peaceful picnic that comes to its anticipated conclusion (food consumed, plates unbroken in basket, blanket unstained, returning home, no loss of life or limb, no enduring psychological trauma) we'll know that somebody other than Cope has seized control of the writing.

I now vote the special book feature for the next book be the gang's attempt to orchestrate a peaceful picnic, and how it all goes very badly wrong.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch14/ch14_92.html

So he's using a codename just to avoid Aldish intel finding out his actual identity and etalarching him? That works?

Staltran
Jan 3, 2013

Fallen Rib

Cat Mattress posted:

http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch14/ch14_92.html

So he's using a codename just to avoid Aldish intel finding out his actual identity and etalarching him? That works?

Stinging, not etalarching. And apparently so! (Might not be the only reason for the codename though.)

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
Lots of magic systems, both real and invented, place a lot of power in knowing someone's true name. The Dammakhert wouldn't be an outlier here.

Real as in practiced historically, if anyone needs me to clarify.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Yeah the Etalarche thing does make the most sense for why he's SPECIFICALLY sending the Alds away, but why would Vampire stick around then? Is he planning on booking it with Shaensigin before the shield comes down?

This is Unsounded, so the most cynical explanation is that they need to keep exactly one Ald around so they can make sure the Etalarche curse takes hold and decided to use someone with maximum personal loyalty just to be on the safe side.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Oho, I was right about the Beadman Products related lost hand/arm for Will!

quote:

Anonymous asked: I just reread Duane’s first backstory chapter and was reminded that Will is missing a hand. Starting to get worried about our smol bean.

Naw, he lost that hand in a tragic Beadman vending machine accident. He thought he’d put enough sem in for Main Protagonist but alas, was a few pennies short, and pulled out One-Armed Psychologically Traumatized Sidekick.

Shoulda been wise like Lemuel. Lem emptied his wallet and scored Ambivalent Anime-Scarred Sub-Villain.


quote:

Anonymous asked: SO YOU ADMIT LEM IS A VILLAIN???

Oh, we’re all villains to somebody.

I was at Walmart today and decided to have lunch at the Subway inside. I sit down with my sandwich and an older gentleman wheels in on a mobility scooter. He rides up to the counter and orders, “A toasted Italian with provolone veggie sub.”

This was a strange order and the kid behind the counter couldn’t parse it. He clarified: “You… want two subs? An Italian sub and a veggie sub?”

The older gentleman immediately lost his mind! At nearly the top of his lungs he yelled, “I SAID NO SUCH THING! I want a veggie sub on toasted Italian bread with provolone cheese!” The kid was shook but replied, “Oh, I’m sorry. We have an Italian sub, you know, so I thought…”

“But it says Italian bread on your menu! I have to say it to order it!”

The kid answered, “Well, we just say white.”

Well, that was enough for the guy on the scooter. I heard the *beep beep* noise of his scooter going backwards as he wheeled out of line, and he shrieked, “YOU KEEP YOUR loving SANDWICH! I DON’T NEED IT!” Out of the Subway he went.

But this was a Walmart Subway which means the front of it opens up to the store. Intermittently over the next ten minute as I ate my sandwich the man in the scooter rode back and forth, back and forth across the entrance calling in this mocking high-pitched voice: “We say white! We say white! We say white!”

We’re all villains to somebody.

TheFuzzyLumpkin
Sep 15, 2003

But you are a person, and I can't say I'm awfully fond of that.
Every once in a while she tells a story that really drives home the fact she lives in central Florida.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Text-heavy update!

Also,

quote:

Anonymous asked: So for a long time I've wanted to reccomend and get my friends and sibling into your very cool comic, but since I've been reading for years and the story has shifted around so much, I have no idea how to sell it without sounding incomprehensible. What in your opinion are the best selling points? I honestly wish more people saw your work.

Aww, thanks, Anon.

The broadest summary would be: “An undead sorcerer makes friends with the betailed daughter of a crime boss, and the two set out into a world on the brink of political and metaphysical disaster, searching for a way forward and the truth behind their own existences.”

Sell the themes: Children must find a way to live in a world that affords them no special privileges. Idealism and causes make good people do and believe bad things. Cosmically, nothing is ever forgotten, and in life you are faced with the decision to add to the horrors of history, or ameliorate them with a pittance of compassion. Computer-magick is cool as balls.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
So the reason the Alds were sent away is because if the Etalarche curse is because if things go sideways then they'll all try to kill Roger. Apparently Vampire thinks he's above the power of the curse, which could end up very bad for them.

Also, they're dragging Duane's group with them... If the Etalarche curse hits wouldn't those alds all want to kill Roger too? Or since they're at swordpoint do they think it doesn't matter? Because it might not, for the fact that Duane is a tacit caster.

TheFuzzyLumpkin
Sep 15, 2003

But you are a person, and I can't say I'm awfully fond of that.
No, Roger thinks Love Will Protect Us, Vampire's response to that was "it's cute that you think so." Given that even Duane said Roger was tactically brilliant, this seems real stupid of Roger.

The Soud are not affected by the Dhammakhert at all, so neither Duane nor Lem will be affected once it hits Roger (it's absolutely going to hit Roger.) Claggart, Will and his other silver aide will be affected, and this seems a pretty likely scenario for how Will loses his arm. The captives are being kept around because they're being given to the salt lizard for road snacks, though what she's doing there and what her actual goal is remain to be seen.

Duane can't cast right now because they're still inside the firewall, which functions exactly like a normal khertfire save for its size; anything he does spell-wise is going to go off screwy. The firewall has to be gone before any spellcasting's in play again, which explains why he hasn't already nuked the entire enemy contingent.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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I assume the plan is for Vampire to be the canary for when the curse goes off, and to be bound by a Crescian wright if necessary.

pity about that tacit caster waiting for the right moment to, like Mathis Quigley, kill everybody again

(that might be my favorite Matty line, up there with the "Mean makes mean makes mean!" rebuke to Jivi)

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch14/ch14_95.html

Vamps knows he's not gonna resist the "everyone hates this guy now" curse thingie.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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What does his blood taste like?

Two-toes :3:

also mouse over the index and right arrow

it## is all ri#ght to

hate him#

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Sep 18, 2019

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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He dreams of your childrens' deaths.

he laughs

at the #t#hought

##of them

screaming###


edit thanks vv

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Sep 18, 2019

TheFuzzyLumpkin
Sep 15, 2003

But you are a person, and I can't say I'm awfully fond of that.
I'm pretty sure this is supposed to indicate the approach of the Etalarche curse - it's the perception that other Alds will have of Roger. This is it gathering in the metaphysical background, trying to land.

That is a pretty drat cool Easter egg.

Also, you missed the mouseover on the page itself: he laughs

TheFuzzyLumpkin fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Sep 18, 2019

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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TheFuzzyLumpkin posted:

I'm pretty sure this is supposed to indicate the approach of the Etalarche curse - it's the perception that other Alds will have of Roger. This is it gathering in the metaphysical background, trying to land.

That is a pretty drat cool Easter egg.

Also, you missed the mouseover on the page itself: he laughs

someone noted: we, the reader, are outside the firewall, so while the curse hasn't hit the Alds onscreen yet,

it's hitting us

edit

quote:

Anonymous asked: Do you just have a thing for drawing hillariously small arms where they shouldn't be?

I have a thing for contrast :D I don’t like to design even the creepiest of monsters without giving them some kind of goofy accessory or behaviour or handicap, hehe. Ruckmearkha’s tiny head arms, Lady Ilganyag’s body being prolapsed out of a bird’s beak, Prakhuta’s rhyme fixation, Starfish’s gut and stupid hair, and now Shaensigin’s half-grown forelimbs and googly mouth-eyes.

It’s how I do!

Only Sette is a perfect being.

she's saying mean things about ruck's adorable head arms :(

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Sep 18, 2019

Gally
May 31, 2001

Come on!
Way more curse action on the site today, make sure you click all the links on the top left.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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Gally posted:

Way more curse action on the site today, make sure you click all the links on the top left.

the wiki article sounds about right though

also man, some serious if mildly cryptic lore bombs falling from the sky here

the First King of Alderode was terrified of Etalarche, who is now remembered as Ssaelit Judas

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Sep 20, 2019

make mockery
Jan 31, 2019
the bird, and fish, and tree,

who are the fish and tree?

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

make mockery posted:

the bird, and fish, and tree,

who are the fish and tree?

I kinda read this as "y'all humans are latecomers to the natural world"

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

GunnerJ posted:

I kinda read this as "y'all humans are latecomers to the natural world"

she referred to ilganyag as "the bird" in the last page so it's a fair assumption that the other two are ancient senet beasts as well

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
In the first chapter we saw something that might have been the tree. Previously we saw the Fish's people, but I'm not sure if we've seen the fish itself.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

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A.o.D. posted:

In the first chapter we saw something that might have been the tree. Previously we saw the Fish's people, but I'm not sure if we've seen the fish itself.

clearly it's Minnow

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TheFuzzyLumpkin
Sep 15, 2003

But you are a person, and I can't say I'm awfully fond of that.
On the Tumblr Cope mentioned that Shaensigin is the same color as Yerta is in her common depictions, and there's already a very strong correlation between Ilganyag and Tirna. I think the other two are probably the inspirations for Baelor and Riv - probably a wandering root and a typhoon whale.

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