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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 4 days!)

Fishmech:Prester Jane

Catte taxe: Sam

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


clean your floor

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

One More Fat Nerd posted:

It made me think, what fusion of two posters would make the worst posts of all time?

Your mum, and your dad (me).

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Am I the only one who figures cumshitter to be the mirror universe Three Olives?

Inasmuch as cumshitter is a good poster, sure

E: thanks something awful for teaching my phone 'cumshitter'

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

purple death ray posted:

Inasmuch as cumshitter is a good poster, sure

E: thanks something awful for teaching my phone 'cumshitter'

Epic gimmick posters FTW!!
Cum? But outta the rear end!!! :razz: :fiesta:

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Ok

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Rust Martialis posted:

Fishmech:Prester Jane

Catte taxe: Sam



Your cat is fat as gently caress put him on a diet

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
no make perfectly round

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

bring back old gbs posted:

no make perfectly round

Postulate a spherical cat...

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

ArfJason posted:

Epic gimmick posters FTW!!
Cum? But outta the rear end!!! :razz: :fiesta:

A man who quietly and earnestly advocates for love between men is hardly a gimmick.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

VanSandman posted:

A man who quietly and earnestly advocates for love between men is hardly a gimmick.

Who said anything about love? My portfolio on the other hand has never been healthier!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i like cumshitter

he knows about finances and making GBS threads cum, tbh whats not to like?

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
xD

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

idiocracy

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
huh? what about it?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Baba Booey!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
actually while we're talking mods, credit where credit's due, back in 2014 i assumed spanish francolove was a creeper and treated him accordingly but have since heard from enough people that he's actually a great guy irl that i'm convinced. that is no comment on his moderation, which i didn't experience but am sure was terrible, or the mensa thing, but let it be written in forums lore that he was ok

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Didn't Franco stalk the GBS ladies thread? I am not a lady so I never posted there, but that was what I heard. As a mod he was kinda bad I guess, though I would not have wanted to mod GBS in that era (or any other era).

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Being a mod of GBS would be insanely easy. Just ignore every report besides the bigoted/criminal ones. Maybe pop into threads every once in awhile and say "hey, this derail is over."

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Solice Kirsk posted:

Maybe pop into threads every once in awhile and say "hey, this derail is over."

The best part is that you can do this to any thread at any time and have at least a 50% chance of interrupting a derail

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Solice Kirsk posted:

Being a mod of GBS would be insanely easy. Just ignore every report besides the bigoted/criminal ones. Maybe pop into threads every once in awhile and say "hey, this derail is over."

stop fishing

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Imagine being so jaded you don't treasure Cumshitter's posts or financial advice. :smith:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

13-INCH AATREK :stonk:

A GLISTENING Aatrek

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

who the hell cares about derails

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

who the hell cares about derails

train passengers

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

who the hell cares about derails

You don't understand, people are enjoying a thread the wrong way!!!

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Solice Kirsk posted:

Being a mod of GBS would be insanely easy. Just ignore every report besides the bigoted/criminal ones. Maybe pop into threads every once in awhile and say "hey, this derail is over."

You're missing the part where you immediately pick up like two dozen stalkers

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Nah the easiest way to mod GBS is to ignore dogwhistling but immediately probate/banish to CSPAM anything remotely political.

Seriously, we got a bunch of goddamn centrists 'round these parts.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Screaming Idiot posted:

Nah the easiest way to mod GBS is to ignore dogwhistling but immediately probate/banish to CSPAM anything remotely political.

Seriously, we got a bunch of goddamn centrists 'round these parts.

What

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
the easiest way to mod gbs is to ban everybody

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nankeen posted:

the easiest way to mod gbs is to ban everybody

Ah, the peace of the graveyard.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Why anyone actually smart and capable would volunteer to be a mod is beyond me

Appreciate the ones who put effort into it but it seems like there’s no direction and good admins and mods getting fed up and quitting says a lot

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Most of the people who want to be mods shouldn't and most of the people who should be mods don't want to.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Make me a mod and I promise I will use my horrifying power to bring about an age of eldritch beauty* the likes of which you've never seen...

(*by using the IP addresses to find the homes of posters I don't like and paying people to poo poo on their front steps)

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I think some of the mod team should be a secret so they can keep the peace and not have to try to be forums superstars at the same time.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

rodbeard posted:

I think some of the mod team should be a secret so they can keep the peace and not have to try to be forums superstars at the same time.

Well, how do you know it's not the case already?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



i already secretly mod several forums by spying on my neighbours and reporting unamerican activity to the authorities.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



rodbeard posted:

I think some of the mod team should be a secret so they can keep the peace and not have to try to be forums superstars at the same time.

anonymity defeats the point of the something awful moderation team, which is an elaborate child pornography sting run by the US government

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

cock hero flux posted:

anonymity defeats the point of the something awful moderation team, which is an elaborate child pornography sting run by the US government

They are not getting much return on that money recently

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