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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
let's keep the language pg, please? i have lil' schnirkles on my lap reading along and i don't want him picking up bad habits

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Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

smarxist posted:

lmao, i like how Beto's gimmick is "the swearing candidate"
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1167967577525538819

what a weenie

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
hens love roosters, nazis love hitler, everyone else loves cummshitter

my ex-wife: not me

everyone who counts loves cumshitter

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

cumshitter posted:

hens love roosters, nazis love hitler, everyone else loves cummshitter

not liking where this word problem is headed

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*tries to keep my gun steadied on my ex-wife as i lug the man size cat carrier my straight idiot son is in through the ramada parking lot*

I had a great weekend with you dad!

see!? hes alive. take him and go. also i cant do my next custody weekend i have butt stuff planned

*my ex-wife keep sher gun on me as she checks the carrier*

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

DryGoods posted:

let's keep the language pg, please? i have lil' schnirkles on my lap reading along and i don't want him picking up bad habits

Someone post some polls for lil Schnirkles . Surely a Rammusen poll will be good for his developmen

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Beto saying what we’re all thinking

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

the last thing a whopper sees

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
has Trump tried that impossible whooper yet??

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

DryGoods posted:

has Trump tried that impossible whooper yet??

LA Trump here and it’s about time Science finally determines whether the human stomach can withstand 5 impossible whoppers under six minutes

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


cumshitter posted:

hens love roosters, nazis love hitler, everyone else loves cummshitter

my ex-wife: not me

everyone who counts loves cumshitter

Yay Cumshitter!

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

a.lo posted:

LA Trump here and it’s about time Science finally determines whether the human stomach can withstand 5 impossible whoppers under six minutes

:hai:

coincidentally, both are mentally unwell

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

DryGoods posted:

has Trump tried that impossible whooper yet??

it's six loving dollars

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Telephones posted:

it's six loving dollars

thats not cool

you can get 2 for 6 regular whoppers

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
you can get a whole mess of whoppers for free if you head down to BK(that's what i call Burger King) during a rush and when no one's looking you stick your hand into the fryer until they pull you away. i've had several stores just give me bags of the things if i say i wont sue. loving idiots

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

smarxist posted:

lmao, i like how Beto's gimmick is "the swearing candidate"
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1167967577525538819

they came up with it after beto yelled swears at the overpaid consultant who thought standing on things would be a good gimmick

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Posting on page piss of historic piss prez

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

DryGoods posted:

you can get a whole mess of whoppers for free if you head down to BK(that's what i call Burger King) during a rush and when no one's looking you stick your hand into the fryer until they pull you away. i've had several stores just give me bags of the things if i say i wont sue. loving idiots

A whole mess of whoppers

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
are they going to have an impossible whopperito?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
trump? he's effed up. sorry not sorry

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

trump

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

DryGoods posted:

you can get a whole mess of whoppers for free if you head down to BK(that's what i call Burger King) during a rush and when no one's looking you stick your hand into the fryer until they pull you away. i've had several stores just give me bags of the things if i say i wont sue. loving idiots

see I just eat straight out of the loving garbage and guzzle their grease traps

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



hey yall any new jokes lately

THS
Sep 15, 2017

this is f*cked up

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Another alt right incel shooting? Jesus

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


God damnit

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Poniard posted:

hey yall any new jokes lately

only memes and comics authored by better people

For example, this one seems awfully C-SPAM

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/human

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Poniard posted:

hey yall any new jokes lately

gently caress you

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Poniard posted:

hey yall any new jokes lately

we've got two slightly amusing tweets lined up for the next 10 days and a Trump is fat pic photoshopped a couple of times.

tuesday is another Biden gaffe. late thursday is scheduled for a string of schnorkle edits but that may get pushed to friday afternoon

we're really booked right now but i might could pencil something in next quarter.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

cumshitter posted:

hens love roosters

Geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


galenanorth posted:

only memes and comics authored by better people

For example, this one seems awfully C-SPAM

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/human

i finally understand addamere

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

the hell I wouldn't

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
you loving plebians the correct pluralization is whoppers impossible like attorneys general you loving classless hillbilly fucks

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

i finally understand addamere

hello

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DryGoods posted:

we've got two slightly amusing tweets lined up for the next 10 days and a Trump is fat pic photoshopped a couple of times.

tuesday is another Biden gaffe. late thursday is scheduled for a string of schnorkle edits but that may get pushed to friday afternoon

we're really booked right now but i might could pencil something in next quarter.

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