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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cumshitter posted:

you loving plebians the correct pluralization is whoppers impossible like attorneys general you loving classless hillbilly fucks

the past tense of impossible whopper is whoppered impossible

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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

u can’t fool me, Hilary Clinton is in jail and has been since Jan 20, 2017

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Poniard posted:

hey yall any new jokes lately

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Addamere posted:

the past tense of impossible whopper is whoppered impossible

:hmmyes:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Goodnight!

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
so youre a trump guy take a giant dump guy

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

baw posted:

so youre a trump guy take a giant dump guy

touch Ivanka's rump guy

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Nichael posted:

:siren: Kittens Update (PLEASE ADOPT THESE loving CATS):siren::

This week, one of the boy kittens, Beau, developed paraphimosis, i.e. his penis was not retracting and was possibly infected. I took him to the vet, who got him to pee, and prescribed the litter an antibiotic. The doctor believed there was an some obstruction that was preventing retraction, and I basically had to just keep him under monitor for the next few days. When I got home, to my shock I noticed his brother Gabby (Gabin) also had paraphimosis. I thought that's incredibly coincidental, but then it all made sense.

After I finished feeding them, I noticed their sister Arty (for Artemis) kept burrowing under her brothers... for their dicks... and then tried to suck on them like nipples. She's a kitten sexmonster. Since then, I've separated her to kitty jail, and both Beau and Gabby's tiny cat penises have been doing better. Is this a victory for #MensRights?



Gabby staring in the camera, Beau is behind him


Arty climbing up me.


Arty, the sexmonster cat, now in kitten jail.


anyway please, someone, take these loving cats from me

could you please mail one to london

pls poke some holes to allow it to breathe. ideally not in the cat, but the packaging.

tia

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


dads friend steve posted:

u can’t fool me, Hilary Clinton is in jail and has been since Jan 20, 2017

Her...

Or her body double? #WWG1WGA

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

New thread hail Satan

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1165995811806879750
:wrong:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

her worst and most incorrect post yet

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



lmao everytime i realize this is a real picture of the actual president and not an elaborate photoshop

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

lmao everytime i realize this is a real picture of the actual president and not an elaborate photoshop

yes but this opens the important questions as to what actually is reality,

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



is Q real? Or like time? But not like the piss tape

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
tur. p

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


where’s that guy who was looking for the worst post???

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
a lot of benghazi's in that hillary thread

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Another month another glorious Trumptember!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Stop thinking about nuking something you idiots

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

a.lo posted:

Stop thinking about nuking something you idiots

gently caress you

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
trümp

Orbis Tertius
Feb 13, 2007

trump

TRUMP

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
keep it up


see what happens

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
turmp is just trying to be a man of the people

buncha oysters rockefellers itt

Orbis Tertius
Feb 13, 2007

TLOEMPU

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Gotta nuke something

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

lmao everytime i realize this is a real picture of the actual president and not an elaborate photoshop

a red letter day, truly

Homeless Friend has issued a correction as of 08:12 on Sep 1, 2019

orange sky
May 7, 2007

So when is Dorian expected to make landfall, and is Jose there

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

a.lo posted:

Stop thinking about nuking something you idiots

well

that a nukin

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

orange sky posted:

So when is Dorian expected to make landfall, and is Jose there

Both unfortunately are not where they should be.

Nuke Jose and send Dorian on a vacation.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Tatungo

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

baw posted:

so youre a trump guy take a giant dump guy

Diap always so plump guy

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Elephanthead posted:

Another month another glorious Trumptember!


DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
addamere, going to need your expert advice on this one: what about trying to have sex with the hurricane?

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

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