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Cipher Pol 9: Oct 9, 2006

Terry Bogard would be amazing but my heart sings for

Super No Vacancy posted:

mai shiranui

Bayonetta's in there. Mai's the one. Just please, not Kyo, he's so boring.

EDIT: SNK also does Samurai Shodown? Oh no

# ? Sep 1, 2019 19:56

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:36

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

One of the Neo Turf Masters.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:03

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Mega64 posted:

I'd rather have Mario Kart Ultimate with every track ever made.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:05

stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

gently caress SNK and Dragon Quest give me Astral Chain protags/Legion with a chain that fucks other players up.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:05

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

Steve2911 posted:

gently caress SNK and Dragon Quest give me Astral Chain protags/Legion with a chain that fucks other players up.

With the buzz that it�s gotten, I wouldn�t be surprised to see them get in a future DLC pack.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:13

neonchameleon: Nov 14, 2012

a.lo posted:

I guess we can't expect a new Zelda then

Mario Kart has literally never come out twice for the same console and neither has Smash - and I'm pretty sure that Nintendo's two new big online games, Splatoon and Mario Maker, won't either. The games are simply better with more players and Nintendo doesn't want to split the player base.

Zelda, meanwhile, being essentially a story-focused games has had 1 & 2 on the NES, Ocarina and Majora's Mask on the N64, Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword on the Wii, Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages on the Gameboy Colour, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks on the DS, and A Link Between Worlds and Tri-Force Heroes in the 3ds.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:20

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

neonchameleon posted:

Mario Kart has literally never come out twice for the same console and neither has Smash - and I'm pretty sure that Nintendo's two new big online games, Splatoon and Mario Maker, won't either. The games are simply better with more players and Nintendo doesn't want to split the player base.

Zelda, meanwhile, being essentially a story-focused games has had 1 & 2 on the NES, Ocarina and Majora's Mask on the N64, Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword on the Wii, Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages on the Gameboy Colour, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks on the DS, and A Link Between Worlds and Tri-Force Heroes in the 3ds.

So Mario Kart 9 is out of the question. Got it.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:24

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

Mario Kart has also never had a rerelease before so this whole conversation is nonsensical

I hope we get MK9 on switch personally

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:34

BisterdDave: Apr 21, 2004; Slitzweitz!

I'd be very surprised if we don't see a new Mario Kart on the Switch.

it'll be a port of the mobile game

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:38

A True Jar Jar Fan: Nov 3, 2003; Primadonna

I want Kirby DLC for Kart 8

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:45

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

I want Kirby DLC for Kart 8

An Air Ride stage would own in MK.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:50

Vikar Jerome: Nov 26, 2013; I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

Waffleman_ posted:

One of the Neo Turf Masters.

hell yes. the john carmack looking motherfucker.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:50

Mulderman: Mar 20, 2009; Did someone say axe magnet?

The Metal slug gang as different costumes. Final Smash is hopping into a Metal Slug and going wild. Assist Trophy is a POW who drops a powerup.

That or Nakoruru.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:57

Triskelli: Sep 27, 2011; I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS

Brother Entropy posted:

anyone asking for an mk9 and not a new ~~f-zero~~ kirby�s air ride is deranged

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:05

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Diddy's the fifth-best Kong at best.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:10

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

Waffleman_ posted:

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1168230666372358146

Nakoruru was my SS main so her plz

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:10

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

An SNK fighter doesn�t make sense because it excites and interests absolutely no one. Well, maybe the small number of people who feel good about knowing so much about old school fighting games and everyone else is an imbecile who only likes modern games, ugh!

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:16

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Waffleman_ posted:

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1168230666372358146

It'll be Terry Bogard. Calling it now.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:17

THE AWESOME GHOST: Oct 21, 2005

It�s gonna be Fiona from Metal Slug 2. Rocket lawncher

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:27

SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

It's gotta be Terry Bogard because Terry's the kind of guy to go go-karting with children's mascots.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:29

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Shammypants posted:

An SNK fighter doesn�t make sense because it excites and interests absolutely no one. Well, maybe the small number of people who feel good about knowing so much about old school fighting games and everyone else is an imbecile who only likes modern games, ugh!

hey buddy.

Go to hell.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:29

Mulderman: Mar 20, 2009; Did someone say axe magnet?

Terry is obvious but I feel like he'd be too much like Ryu and Ken.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:31

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

Shammypants posted:

An SNK fighter doesn�t make sense because it excites and interests absolutely no one. Well, maybe the small number of people who feel good about knowing so much about old school fighting games and everyone else is an imbecile who only likes modern games, ugh!

SNK is huge in Latin America.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:35

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The only good SNK fighter is a dead SNK fighter. :clint:

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:41

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I do not endorse smoking by the way.

Please don't change your broken JoyCons into miniature bongs.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:42

Skyrim Job: Sep 1, 2019; by Smythe

Got hit with the Joycon drift too

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:51

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Mulderman posted:

Terry is obvious but I feel like he'd be too much like Ryu and Ken.

He'll be a Captain Falcon mirror fighter because they both have over the top punches.

The left field option would be the front man for Samurai Showdown; uh Haomaru I think? The one that spits sake before a fight.

Then you'll have something worse than Ryu and Ken:

A sword character. :barf:

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Sep 1, 2019

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:54

Kikkoman: Nov 28, 2002; Posing along since 2005

Mega64 posted:

The only good SNK fighter is a dead SNK fighter.

Geese confirmed

# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:59

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Kikkoman posted:

Geese confirmed

That was my first thought too :hfive:

# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:00

SirBukkake: Aug 24, 2006; Idk some black dude

It's gonna be Athena/Athena Asayima, c'mon.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:02

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Skyrim Job posted:

Got hit with the Joycon drift too

Same, is it worth it to send in anyone that has?

I think I read a post where someone sent it in to be repaired and it drifted almost immediately on return.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:03

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

SeANMcBAY posted:

SNK is huge in Latin America.

Is the Nintendo Switch?

# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:05

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Old news from two days? New Marvel Ultimate Alliance�free�update per Reddit

Cyclops, Collosus, three new costumes, and new Phi rift available

they could also fix glaring issues rather than add content but hey

# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:10

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

Onmi posted:

Why do you hate women online?

I don't, which is why I can never be a capital-G Gamer.

Also, re: Smash

PSYCHO SOLDIER

# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:16

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

It'll be the witches from the witch toucher game on DS.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:18

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

If you take the snk thing along with that 4chan rumor that it's gonna be a mecha, it's prob gonna be that girl from metal slug

# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:36

Vikar Jerome: Nov 26, 2013; I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

its athena, like kof and athena 86/psycho soldier athena. the snk thing actually makes that recent 4chan leak make more sense too for it being a old female character that isnt hugely popular in modern times.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:57

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

Vikar Jerome posted:

its athena, like kof and athena 86/psycho soldier athena. the snk thing actually makes that recent 4chan leak make more sense too for it being a old female character that isnt hugely popular in modern times.

Athena also did have a (lovely) NES port.

# ? Sep 1, 2019 23:12