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Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

This is a preview of post-apocalyptic YouTube.

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Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Frankly, posting a video with that title and still image should be probatable. But maybe I'm getting crotchety with age who knows.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Serephina posted:

Frankly, posting a video with that title and still image should be probatable. But maybe I'm getting crotchety with age who knows.

I mean, normally it would be, but Kreosan is kind of an OSHA elemental...

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I mean, normally it would be, but Kreosan is kind of an OSHA elemental...

I'm fairly sure they're unable to die.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

The way they talk about sappers makes it sound like they're just another regular civil servant like paramedics or firefighters in Ukraine.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
:nms:https://i.imgur.com/6grfK82.mp4:nms:

Old, hilarious but gruesome safety video.

Right click > unmute

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Imagined posted:

:nms:https://i.imgur.com/6grfK82.mp4:nms:

Old, hilarious but gruesome safety video.

Right click > unmute

ty for unFacebooking this.

edit: ah it cuts off right before the excellent 'arm wrapped around lathe' effect

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Imagined posted:

:nms:https://i.imgur.com/6grfK82.mp4:nms:

Old, hilarious but gruesome safety video.

Right click > unmute

Upon receiving a fresh human arm, the lathe spins it's chuck in lazy bliss waiting for the next long-sleeved worker to wander into it's trap.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Imagined posted:

:nms:https://i.imgur.com/6grfK82.mp4:nms:

Old, hilarious but gruesome safety video.

Right click > unmute

That accident with the ring kind of happened to a guy I knew. He was crawling around in the rafters at the top of his family's barn. He slipped and fell off but the ring on his finger got stuck between two rafters, somehow. He was just dangling from the ceiling by his ring finger. Said he looked up and just watched his finger slip right off and hang from the ceiling as he fell to the floor. He seemed to find it pretty humorous by the time I met him, though.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I will never wear a ring after hearing about Jimmy Fallon.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Cojawfee posted:

I will never wear a ring after hearing about Jimmy Fallon.

Tungsten's good at not tearing your finger off. Silicones even better.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Cojawfee posted:

I will never wear a ring after hearing about Jimmy Fallon.

the fact that someone married fallon should make anyone disgusted about the institution of marriage and its rings.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Coxswain Balls posted:

The way they talk about sappers makes it sound like they're just another regular civil servant like paramedics or firefighters in Ukraine.

Given that they tell you to dial 101 if you find unexploded ordnance in Luhansk, I think they might be.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Powershift posted:




these people reproduce and vote

Not for long!

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

Hackers film 1995 posted:

the fact that someone married fallon should make anyone disgusted about the institution of marriage and its rings.

lol :hmmyes:

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Icon Of Sin posted:

This is his best OSHA.gif.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwdCk2DnHda/?igshid=17txnjgy78w0p

I have so many questions :psyduck:

From a few pages ago, but does anyone else get that unique feeling of chilly, leaden dread from Big THings In The Water? Like our ancestors spent a lot of time fleeing orcas or kronosaurs or something.

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.

Tree Bucket posted:

From a few pages ago, but does anyone else get that unique feeling of chilly, leaden dread from Big THings In The Water? Like our ancestors spent a lot of time fleeing orcas or kronosaurs or something.

One thousand percent yes.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Tree Bucket posted:

From a few pages ago, but does anyone else get that unique feeling of chilly, leaden dread from Big THings In The Water? Like our ancestors spent a lot of time fleeing orcas or kronosaurs or something.

Very strongly, yes. It sets off my flight-or-flight response. Also shipwrecks.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Tree Bucket posted:

From a few pages ago, but does anyone else get that unique feeling of chilly, leaden dread from Big THings In The Water? Like our ancestors spent a lot of time fleeing orcas or kronosaurs or something.

I think it's because they're Big and in Water and so you could be mashed AND drowned instead of just mashed OR drowned.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
My views about water and what's in it are explained here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0Ubck0IRA

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Sep 2, 2019

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
Weeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b3Yny5V7lk

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Really want a shot of the floor

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



He’s lucky the lathe was in a playful mood. That beard and hair of his is the type that lathes prefer to hunt :gonk:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Thread title strikes again

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Powershift posted:




these people reproduce and vote

This isn't really dangerous, and you can get lids with spout holes and stuff. I guess its illegal though

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Tree Bucket posted:

From a few pages ago, but does anyone else get that unique feeling of chilly, leaden dread from Big THings In The Water? Like our ancestors spent a lot of time fleeing orcas or kronosaurs or something.

Target Practice posted:

One thousand percent yes.

Catastrophe posted:

Very strongly, yes. It sets off my flight-or-flight response. Also shipwrecks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIPMfHUIVvk

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Fallows posted:

This isn't really dangerous, and you can get lids with spout holes and stuff. I guess its illegal though

Counterpoint: getting severely rear-ended with 40 gallons of gas rolling around your back hatch in Home Depot buckets is an excellent way to set up an instantaneous Human Torch cosplay.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Wow, turns out I do have at least one phobia! Thanks, Mr Yenko!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




Jesus loving christ :stonk: I get nervous enough when small boats pass nearby and I’m underwater. We had a large tug come within 300m and that was louder than hell, I can’t imagine how loud a full freighter is :gonk:

Also, whoever it was that said rotating parts lust for flesh, it goes double for boat props. They have a habit of cutting someone and donating what comes off to the fishes, who happily swarm and pick at the fresh meal that they were just gifted :)

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

All machinery hungers for the succulent meats of the flesh-beings.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Tree Bucket posted:

From a few pages ago, but does anyone else get that unique feeling of chilly, leaden dread from Big THings In The Water? Like our ancestors spent a lot of time fleeing orcas or kronosaurs or something.

If you ever feel compelled to scratch that part of your brain, check out the top posts on r/thalassophobia. On occasion you'll find stuff like

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/okGxung.mp4

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Good technique if your Uber passenger won't get out of the car.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


"Oh no, I'm too far forward and I won't be able to get back behind the bar in time. Guess I better drive directly onto the tracks!"
"Dad what the gently caress"

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Good technique if your Uber passenger won't get out of the car.

They wanted to catch a train instead :dadjoke:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Good technique if your Uber passenger won't get out of the car.

I'm a millennial, and I lust for death. So good luck getting me out of your car.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bertrand Hustle posted:

All machinery hungers for the succulent meats of the flesh-beings.

Absolutely true statement

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Bertrand Hustle posted:

All machinery hungers for the succulent meats of the flesh-beings.

am machine, can confirm

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.

Hah, knew what this was before I clicked on it and watched. Yikes.

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nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3c9IKvfmsQ

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