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Yes a company struggling to get the basic core elements into a game will now also be able to throw in a laundry list of new tech NO PROBLEM! LAST TAXXE? https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/1165608016898600961?s=20 Reminds me of my doggy, a big ole duffus. monkeytek fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Sep 1, 2019 |
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monkeytek posted:Yes a company struggling to get the basic core elements into a game will now also be able to throw in a laundry list of new tech NO PROBLEM! They're not struggling they're just keeping the progress to themselves to avoid spoilers and also those core concepts are never before seen new technology invented just for Star Citizen do you even understand games development etc etc
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 16:39 |
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T0 rock climbing incoming! In weeks not months!
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 16:51 |
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NerfNOW truly was ahead of its time: https://www.nerfnow.com/comic/2338
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skeletors_condom posted:T0 rock climbing incoming! In weeks not months! jfc Man hard to tell reality from sarcasm at this point.
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Dark Off posted:seconding this ^ This but unfortunately.
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I mean, will probably tilt back into fan mode soon enough, but the tone right now is really surprising. ELE in
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:
I think there's 2 crowds on the SC subreddit - one that is all TRUE BELIEVERS that just post screenshots and praise CIG all day, and people just checking in on the development who are much more realistic. The former isn't even posting in the roadmap threads, and the latter only post when there is development news. So when the sub goes back into fan mode, it's just business as usual and the same people continuing to post what they've always posted.
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skeletors_condom posted:T0 rock climbing incoming! In weeks not months! Yep caves will be an amazingly complex game in and of themselves and packed with gameplay just like the procedural planets that they'll be part of.
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in dual universe people will be able to built their own caves! so what could possibly be more fun? A) dig your own gigantic caverns for your hideout B) walk through a procedural generated corridor i am honest, i won't play either because for some reason i cannot play any game longer than 5minutes anymore, need to consult my doctor why this is the case. but still i'm a fan of dual universe for some reason. another thought on this: if you compare both games DU and SC, they approach the space theme completely differently. DU wants to provide all the mechanics so that player can fill their universe with live etc. i think thats a pretty cool approach. they give players the tools to create everything. and apparently the players really have fun with building their own stuff. while CI needs to shovel content and story etc. into the game for the players to consume. but can you create content faster, then players can consume that content? i guess even in the best case scenario that is nearly impossible. i feel that CI can never win this race, thus the endless refactors / reboots etc. While Novaquark may really say one day: the pipelines are in place guys! players will now crank out content like crazy. theoretically it will be possible to mine a complete moon until it's gone, imagine that! i am exited to see all the things that will happen in this game. BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Sep 1, 2019 |
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:
Rotten Red Rod posted:I think there's 2 crowds on the SC subreddit - one that is all TRUE BELIEVERS that just post screenshots and praise CIG all day, and people just checking in on the development who are much more realistic. The former isn't even posting in the roadmap threads, and the latter only post when there is development news. So when the sub goes back into fan mode, it's just business as usual and the same people continuing to post what they've always posted. Come on guys... we all know this is just the next infiltration phase of Operation You need a Premium Account to view this message
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 19:41 |
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Virtual Captain posted:In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 19:55 |
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The pics are from a frozen Meme state of 2016, so ~ 40 months old but still and only slightly behind SC and SQ42 progress in the same timeframe.
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colonelwest posted:Yep caves will be an amazingly complex game in and of themselves and packed with gameplay just like the procedural planets that they'll be part of. I wonder how many Skyrims can fit inside a single SC cave?
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:08 |
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So who will write the book about/of the SC fiasco with insider stories how 300 Million Dollars were sunk in a tech demo with partial game moduls that build just 5 % of what should have been the best drat space sim ever and a space MMO and an AAAA game SQ42 with 60 hours of content ? You know beside the Battle Cruiser guy, a CR surrogate, as both did not finish any game for 2 decades.
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Mr.PayDay posted:So who will write the book about/of the SC fiasco with insider stories how 300 Million Dollars were sunk in a tech demo with partial game moduls that build just 5 % of what should have been the best drat space sim ever and a space MMO and an AAAA game SQ42 with 60 hours of content ? You will. Good luck!
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:27 |
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Bootcha could kickstart a compendum (a 1000 pages hardcover behemoth) named "Star Citisn't" i would throw money on this hooray! (it should include a DVD with all the sunk cost galaxy episodes + another DVD with the complete Thoatse collection in HD) edit edit: also there should be a t-shirt included and maybe a goon challenge coin BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Sep 1, 2019 |
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Dark Off posted:a lot of ppl just moved on. I haven’t moved on, Darkoff, I do hit busy spells sometimes. When that happens I drop down to lurk-and-go mode as time permits. I do hope to rejoin the fray soon! (If there’s really an Argcast later today I’ll be listening while I work for sure!)
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:33 |
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Daztek posted:You will. Good luck! Would you like to help me kickstarting this project? Book name : Star Citizens tears: the Cry Tech (heheh) aftermath “ It will be the most open book development ever. First stretchgoal is an interview with Toast. The 10th Stretchgoal will give all backer the Sandworm and all other fake demos and videos plus the secret dev build. The 20th stretchgoal will be not mentioning Derek Smart. The 30th stretchgoal will be Ben Lesnick interview. “How Bandit Loaf played SQ 42” with ALL spoilers. And all you can eat, too. The 42nd final stretchgoal will be a book “We sign with Sandi” event and tickling VR experience.
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Mr.PayDay posted:So who will write the book about/of the SC fiasco with insider stories how 300 Million Dollars were sunk in a tech demo with partial game moduls that build just 5 % of what should have been the best drat space sim ever and a space MMO and an AAAA game SQ42 with 60 hours of content ? Derek Smart, Esquire. There are no other alternatives.
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Scruffpuff posted:I wonder how many Skyrims can fit inside a single SC cave? 42
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:30 |
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"No, its not me that's wrong, its everyone else!"
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G0RF posted:I haven’t moved on, Darkoff, I do hit busy spells sometimes. When that happens I drop down to lurk-and-go mode as time permits. I do hope to rejoin the fray soon! im glad that i was wrong. also you need to update star criticism sq42 episode once this saga is finished. Because its downright comical now how many times it has been delayed. and i feel like there could be another episode one could make about ship mechanics, after all every time they sell a ship there is some kind of scope creep they try to sell with it. 890 jump and the 3 episodes it got in rtv/atv. Reclaimer and its various salvaging functions that were supposed to come in 1 patch later. Terrapin and its in depth explanation of smuggling/customs process. Arrow and racetracks they were building around grim hex same with the Cyclone. etc...
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:01 |
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Here at the end of SCAM I feel like I owe the backers my gratitude for their unintentional commitment to comedy. It shouldn't be possible to laugh as hard as I have without the aid of duct tape, a folding table, and a large masked man but the whales dug deep and pulled it off. Thanks for being really staggeringly stupid, citizens!
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:19 |
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A Star Citizen poo poo-talking stream begins : https://www.twitch.tv/virtual_captain
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:Here at the end of SCAM I feel like I owe the backers my gratitude for their unintentional commitment to comedy. It shouldn't be possible to laugh as hard as I have without the aid of duct tape, a folding table, and a large masked man but the whales dug deep and pulled it off. Thanks for being really staggeringly stupid, citizens! Time to sing about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uii8lxRC58
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:41 |
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"One person posting a couple criticisms of a game is obsessive and borderline psychotic. Me replying to hundreds of people's posts in defense of that game, for years on end, is not."
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:Here at the end of SCAM I feel like I owe the backers my gratitude for their unintentional commitment to comedy. It shouldn't be possible to laugh as hard as I have without the aid of duct tape, a folding table, and a large masked man but the whales dug deep and pulled it off. Thanks for being really staggeringly stupid, citizens!
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:58 |
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Mmhmm mmhmm. Either he's an idiot or not a single person in r/games "understands game development". This is a tough one.
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:59 |
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Okay. I've been following this stupid thread and even more stupider game since 2014 and it has made me hate myself in a lot of ways I didn't even know I could. So with the news that we might be shuttering SCAM in the very near future, I wanted to say that, even though I wasn't sure about it when I first started following this thread five years ago, I can say now with absolute certainty that we do, in fact, live in hell and God has abandoned us. Star Citizen is the best and worst of all of us (almost entirely the worst). All of my friends think I am mentally ill for following this non-game disaster that a very, very small number of people genuinely care about or believe will ever exist and most people have never heard of. They are right and it has been very fun.Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/cyajuq/squadron_42_roadmap_update_20190830/ That said, there is one thing I have always wondered about : HOW IN THE drat DO YOU READ THIS?! I'M ASKING SERIOUSLY. It looks like a spreadsheet ate a big, steaming plateful of poo poo and barfed it onto a pile of garbage. It's barely legible. There's so much garbage squeezed into every single pixel. What even is some of this stuff? What is "microTech planet"? Is that a place?? What the gently caress does "Player Status System v1" entail? How does it differ from "Player Status System v2"? What are these percentages? What do they even indicate? I would assume that they reflect completion, but how do you quantify being 2% "more done" with something? And if so, why on Earth are some of those percentages going down?? Like, did the CI???G??? employee in charge of that part of the project forget to save their work before shutting the computer down for the day in their hurry to go home and spend the evening chugging a bottle of hand sanitizer and huffing wood polish and trying to remember a time when their career wasn't just another grotesque curiosity for gawkin' at as part of Chris Roberts and His Extraordinary Travelling Freakshow? Jesus Christ, I have to know. When another one of these technicolor nightmares metastasizes its way onto the internet, are people actually looking at this and gleaning any sort of actual information whatsoever, or does everyone just look at this for a second and give up when their eyes start to glaze over and just conclude that it must be more bad news because it's never, ever good news? Somebody help me out. e: nice meltdown
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 22:59 |
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Jeez, it's really not that hard to read, honestly.
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Dogeh posted:Time to sing about it. Oof I wasn't ready for that big a dose of fremdschamen yet today
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Jeez, it's really not that hard to read, honestly. Yeah this. Get a grip goon for gently caress's sake.
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colonelwest posted:Yep caves will be an amazingly complex game in and of themselves and packed with gameplay just like the procedural planets that they'll be part of. Chris Roberts will press a button and The Long Dark will procedurally write itself as a cave adventure inside Star Citizen.
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 23:13 |
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Time_pants posted:Okay. I've been following this stupid thread and even more stupider game since 2014 and it has made me hate myself in a lot of ways I didn't even know I could. So with the news that we might be shuttering SCAM in the very near future, I wanted to say that, even though I wasn't sure about it when I first started following this thread five years ago, I can say now with absolute certainty that we do, in fact, live in hell and God has abandoned us. Actually Star Citizen is proof that god exists and he wants nerds to be broke.
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This person need to take a break, and check in on the project in two years.
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