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Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

Jonathan Fisk posted:

8th in the east, 12th in the league smh

Terrible month for the boys, did someone die

Halak was a bit shakey

# ? Sep 2, 2019 02:45

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 18:20

VOTE1: Aug 23, 2007

Can I have my team (Jets) stats please. I expected the shoddy defence, but I didn't expect to be in the basement for scoring - I'm guessing I'm just stuck in my own zone all game..

# ? Sep 2, 2019 02:47

Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

VOTE1 posted:

Can I have my team (Jets) stats please. I expected the shoddy defence, but I didn't expect to be in the basement for scoring - I'm guessing I'm just stuck in my own zone all game..

It seems like the depth isn't really there.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 02:53

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I need my stats how is thicc boy ritchie a leader on anything besides first to the buffet line

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:03

Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

stab posted:

I need my stats how is thicc boy ritchie a leader on anything besides first to the buffet line

Being a passenger on Tavares-Atkinson is probably helping

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:09

Kilza: Oct 4, 2013

After reviewing my team's stats, I propose the sim is busted and we should start over.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:10

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

May I see Detroit's stats when you get a chance?

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:18

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

I would like to see the Canucks stats if it isn't too much trouble

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:19

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

I'd like the Ducks' stats, please. They put a nice little run together in November and I'm curious how the depth is doing.

The sim is definitely nailing the Central/Pacific balance if nothing else

E: also LMAO at E Kane tied for 3rd in assists

FBS fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Sep 2, 2019

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:19

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

A good month for Ottawa. Martin Jones showing up, Skinner and Crosby making magic together.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:20

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

if dallas scrounges into the playoffs it's gonna be on the back of carter hutton (?)

stamkos appears to be shooting negative percent

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:22

Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

i am the bird posted:

May I see Detroit's stats when you get a chance?

JawKnee posted:

I would like to see the Canucks stats if it isn't too much trouble

FBS posted:

I'd like the Ducks' stats, please. They put a nice little run together in November and I'm curious how the depth is doing.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:30

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Can I see Ottawa?

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:31

Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

Jordan7hm posted:

Can I see Ottawa?

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:32

lazerwolf: Dec 22, 2009; Orange and Black

Mind if I see Vegas. Holding it down with a slight over 500 record.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:34

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

thx

That is some good balanced scoring and goaltending. Thought Ullmark would get the nod instead of Sorokin.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:35

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Stone shooting 29.7%, the top line scoring 48% of the goals. Should be entirely sustainable!

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:37

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

That goalie tandem ain't working out for me, and depth scoring appears to be real low, but what I really like there are the close to 150 shots between Boychuk/Edler/Sanheim for like 3 goals

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:39

Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

lazerwolf posted:

Mind if I see Vegas. Holding it down with a slight over 500 record.

Jordan7hm posted:

thx

That is some good balanced scoring and goaltending. Thought Ullmark would get the nod instead of Sorokin.

He had a meh preseason, which is all the coach needed to scratch him, I guess.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:41

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Please don't show anyone my team's stats, I'm afraid they'll jinx another star player.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 03:59

fawning deference: Jul 4, 2018

I have an 8% powerplay holding me back but had a much better November than October. Can I see the Devils?

# ? Sep 2, 2019 06:57

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

I would put all the blame on Coach Bombay, but we all know this movies and the good guys come back from imminent repeat right at the end.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 07:43

Kuule hain nussivan: Nov 27, 2008

Kilza posted:

After reviewing my team's stats, I propose the sim is busted and we should start over.

I agree, though I'm not sure a simple simulator can understand the genius behind my picks. Maybe we should just do a GDT for each game in the season, post the events there and decide how the game ends through those.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 07:50

fawning deference: Jul 4, 2018

GDTs for our simmed fake league would be peak SAS

# ? Sep 2, 2019 08:32

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hello I would like a standing order for always seeing Kings stats.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 09:13

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Pastrnak gonna drag my team into the playoffs
I would like to see how the rest of Minnesota is doing

# ? Sep 2, 2019 15:01

Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

fawning deference posted:

I have an 8% powerplay holding me back but had a much better November than October. Can I see the Devils?

Drunk Canuck posted:

Hello I would like a standing order for always seeing Kings stats.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Pastrnak gonna drag my team into the playoffs
I would like to see how the rest of Minnesota is doing

# ? Sep 2, 2019 15:44

lazerwolf: Dec 22, 2009; Orange and Black

Ergo Propter Hog posted:

He had a meh preseason, which is all the coach needed to scratch him, I guess.

Thanks! Glad to see some late picks putting up decent points

# ? Sep 2, 2019 16:18

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I wanted to ask, where did you get the new rosters and databases from? My copy of ehm is like from 3 years ago when corey perry was good and hes simply awful now (as expected)

# ? Sep 2, 2019 17:07

Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

stab posted:

I wanted to ask, where did you get the new rosters and databases from? My copy of ehm is like from 3 years ago when corey perry was good and hes simply awful now (as expected)

I'm using the xECK29x roster from steam.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 17:51

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Tanking with Mcdavid. I'm apparently Peter Chiarelli.

I have no idea how my roster could possibly be doing that badly

# ? Sep 2, 2019 17:55

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

Tanking with Mcdavid. I'm apparently Peter Chiarelli.

I have no idea how my roster could possibly be doing that badly

It's because you abandoned Crosby as the true best player in the NHL

# ? Sep 2, 2019 18:02

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

lol rangers pp%

# ? Sep 2, 2019 18:02

ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

We're all living in the glorious Blue Jacket republic folks

# ? Sep 2, 2019 20:54

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

It's because you abandoned Crosby as the true best player in the NHL

truth

# ? Sep 2, 2019 22:15

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Kilza posted:

After reviewing my team's stats, I propose the sim is busted and we should start over.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 18:51

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

28 games in, and the Blues have been shut out 6 times. That's more than one out of five games.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 18:59

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

If my team struggles for much longer I'm giving you the green light to fire Sullivan and hire Mike Keenan, Ergo Propter. If Mike Keenan isn't there give me Iron Mike Therrien instead. Whip that team into shape.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 19:15

Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

Yeah it's incredible how a lineup with the best player in the league can't score, especially after they tallied a whopping 120+ goals last season.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 19:15

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 18:20

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

eXXon posted:

Yeah it's incredible how a lineup with the best player in the league can't score, especially after they tallied a whopping 120+ goals last season.

*signs this man as Special Advisor, Advising*

# ? Sep 3, 2019 19:18

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