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Jables88
Jul 26, 2010
Tortured By Flan
Anyone going to the Labour event in Salford Quays tonight?

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marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Bryter posted:

She isn't Queen of England and Queen of Scotland, those titles haven't existed since the acts of union. She is the Queen of the UK as a whole, hence it being a United Kingdom.

poo poo your right, i thought the titles were still around

but she still goes by elizabeth II of course

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

alphabettitouretti posted:


https://www.theguardian.com/money/2019/sep/02/house-prices-could-nosedive-after-no-deal-brexit-says-kpmg

quote:

House prices could nosedive after no-deal Brexit, says KPMG

It's all good news today :thumbsup:

This one would be an actual Good Thing to happen though.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


chestnut santabag posted:

It's all good news today :thumbsup:

This one would be an actual Good Thing to happen though.
[/quote]

House prices will definitely go up after NDB because hell world

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


lol at wanting to buy a house in a post-brexit England.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

lol at wanting to buy a house in a post-brexit England.

Yeah, why buy houses if you can get entire castles for cheap?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1168449867686920192?s=19

I hate the ear man with my life, he does not leave the Brexit alone

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Hentai Jihadist posted:

This one would be an actual Good Thing to happen though.

House prices will definitely go up after NDB because hell world

London will experience some crazy fluctuations as a lot of foreign owners cash out but domestic buyers suddenly start snapping up areas that they know will hold value better than other places.

The UK has always relied heavily on property for investment so if industry seems risky it's quite possible for housing to be thought of as a safer repository of assets and so investors do start buying up housing even more than now, assuming the crash starts in an unrelated area.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
there will be sufficient foreclosures

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Der Meister posted:

this isn’t gonna really happen right

it might

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

this isnt the cursed images thread

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010


this man fucks

Boing
Jul 12, 2005

trapped in custom title factory, send help
NSFW that

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

chestnut santabag posted:

It's all good news today :thumbsup:

This one would be an actual Good Thing to happen though.
[/quote]

It could also cause your banks to collapse and give the Pound a stroke it'll never recover from.

But really, I don't care as long as you fuckers stay on your island after the inevitable collapse.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

HiHo ChiRho posted:

this man fucks

Yes but so badly that his wife wrote a newspaper column about his lack of skill.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Sarah Vine has never cum.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

a haunted ventriloquist's dummy, carved from the yewtree that operation yewtree was named after

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Brexit rhymes with "sex with"

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1168449867686920192?s=19

I hate the ear man with my life, he does not leave the Brexit alone

Wait, so Blair is pushing for Brexit (since BoJo is effectively attaching a collapse of the government/new election to Brexit)?

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

that wispy neck hair

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

blairxit

god dammit if there's an election the Lib Tories will hoover up anti-brex votes, leaving jam man just shy if a majority and they will not form a coalition with him because he is a whirling, seething vortex of pure antisemitism

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Horseshoe theory posted:

Wait, so Blair is pushing for Brexit (since BoJo is effectively attaching a collapse of the government/new election to Brexit)?

Are you surprised that he'd prefer a no-deal Brexit to Corbyn becoming prime minister?

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

namesake posted:

Yes but so badly that his wife wrote a newspaper column about his lack of skill.

the best gove story was her coming home to find him trying to clear a blocked toilet by sucking turds out of it with a hoover.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
59 days to go. Under two months now.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

blairxit

god dammit if there's an election the Lib Tories will hoover up anti-brex votes, leaving jam man just shy if a majority and they will not form a coalition with him because he is a whirling, seething vortex of pure antisemitism

I really wish labour would remove all the antisemitic policies from their manifesto. I feel like we would win otherwise.
It's the only real mark against Corbyn imo

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


I don't know why anyone is worried, brexit will be a great job creator. The street urchin, and rag-and-bone man industries are sure to go through the roof!

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Hentai Jihadist posted:

I really wish labour would remove all the antisemitic policies from their manifesto. I feel like we would win otherwise.
It's the only real mark against Corbyn imo

My Manifesto

- Nationalise Utilities
- Tax the super rich
- Murder all the Jews
- Build more Counci Houses
- Boost social care & the NHS

Please help me my party is dying

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Tom Guycot posted:

I don't know why anyone is worried, brexit will be a great job creator. The street urchin, and rag-and-bone man industries are sure to go through the roof!
I'm looking forward to many jobs being created in the dynamic fast-moving sector of "mud-larking" (wading into the Thames shallows, searching for flotsam and the odd bit of coal to resell).

Also expecting huge growth in costermongering, dredging, and purling.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Hentai Jihadist posted:

This one would be an actual Good Thing to happen though.

House prices will definitely go up after NDB because hell world
[/quote]

Neil DeGrass Bison?

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

house prices will go down but then also all the negative consequences of that happening will be offloaded on people who still couldnt afford to buy them

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Presumably houses will still be expensive in pounds but bugger all in bucks or euros

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
Houses will be cheaper but we'll all be too busy paying out the nose for medical care for it to matter

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
The real investment will be buying houses in northern Ireland with worthless pounds then selling them in Euros when Ireland reunifies

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Slugnoid posted:

a haunted ventriloquist's dummy, carved from the yewtree that operation yewtree was named after

lmao

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
this halloween: election treat or brexit trick?

https://twitter.com/paulbranditv/status/1168506190281793539?s=21

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Avirosb posted:

Brexit rhymes with "sex with"

:hmmyes:

A country decided to Brexit

Saw foreigners coming and legged it

"We'll steer our own ship

With a stiff upper lip

As long as we've kids to have sex with!"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




brexit, similar to the earlier grexit (“girl brexit”), is

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An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

MikeCrotch posted:

My Manifesto

- Nationalise Utilities
- Tax the super rich
- Murder all the Jews
- Build more Counci Houses
- Boost social care & the NHS

Please help me my party is dying

Change Murder all the Jews into murder all the foreigners. Gives you a wide net and a shoe in for a majority.

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