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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Screaming Idiot posted:

Make me a mod and I promise I will use my horrifying power to bring about an age of eldritch beauty* the likes of which you've never seen...

(*by using the IP addresses to find the homes of posters I don't like and paying people to poo poo on their front steps)

Getting probed by surprise mods out of nowhere sucks. How the hell an I supposed to get through a workday if I can't poo poo post?

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Len posted:

Getting probed by surprise mods out of nowhere sucks. How the hell an I supposed to get through a workday if I can't poo poo post?

make coffee, go poop, make more coffee, go more poop

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Spanish Manlove posted:

make coffee, go poop, make more coffee, go more poop

Analog shitposting

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

cock hero flux posted:

anonymity defeats the point of the something awful moderation team, which is an elaborate child pornography sting run by the US government

this makes a disturbing amount of sense

e: misread it as "ring"

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Modding here honestly is an act of mother teresa altruism because a lot of you fucks are only two steps away from 4chan bullshit at any time

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

this makes a disturbing amount of sense

e: misread it as "ring"

lmao so did I

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

this makes a disturbing amount of sense

e: misread it as "ring"

No ring.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



rodbeard posted:

I think some of the mod team should be a secret so they can keep the peace and not have to try to be forums superstars at the same time.

I support this and the logical results thereof:

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Glenn Quebec posted:

Modding here honestly is an act of mother teresa altruism because a lot of you fucks are only two steps away from 4chan bullshit at any time

Lol because

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/27/world/asia/mother-teresa-critic.amp.html

quote:

Over hundreds of hours of research, much of it cataloged in a book he published in 2003, Dr. Chatterjee said he found a “cult of suffering” in homes run by Mother Teresa’s organization, the Missionaries of Charity, with children tied to beds and little to comfort dying patients but aspirin.

Late Unpleasantness
Mar 26, 2008

s m o k e d

Sounds about right.


*** posted from my palliative cot ***

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Antivehicular posted:

Was David Hockey the one in the dollfucker saga who wanted to make documentaries/be the public face of the dollfucker "movement," or something like that? I honestly found that guy the most unnerving, because he didn't have the obvious executive deficits of, say, your Kevin Havenses. (Or he was better at hiding them. Probably that.)


Yeah. I think he even posted in here for a while and if I'm not mistaken threatened to sue Lowtax with his "inflatable lawyer".

Glenn Quebec posted:

Modding here honestly is an act of mother teresa altruism because a lot of you fucks are only two steps away from 4chan bullshit at any time

*Checks rap sheet*

You've been probed 7 times this year and banned once. Just sayin.

BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 02:03 on Sep 1, 2019

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Let he who has not been probed cast the first report.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Ghostlight posted:

Let he who has not been probed cast the first report.

I don't have plat so can't report.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

BiggerBoat posted:

Yeah. I think he even posted in here for a while and if I'm not mistaken threatened to sue Lowtax with his "inflatable lawyer".


*Checks rap sheet*

You've been probed 7 times this year and banned once. Just sayin.

Doesn't that just prove my point?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

"These forums really could have done without pictures of LA Beast naked covered in buffalo wing sauce"

2018 was a simpler time

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

BiggerBoat posted:

*Checks rap sheet*

You've been probed 7 times this year and banned once. Just sayin.

what the gently caress is this teacher-teacher nonsense

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what the gently caress is this teacher-teacher nonsense

Just goofing around, tbh, and making a joke. I don't care what Quebec posts.

Remembering the threat of Hockey's lawsuit for SA making fun of people who screw dolls, how many times has Lowtax been threatened with litigation? I remembered The Ultimate Warrior was threatening to sue him once and, for a while, Lowtax had a phony lawyer named Leonard J. Crabbs that would write cranky retorts to these loons.

Also, how many secret service visits has he gotten? I can think of at least two.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

BiggerBoat posted:

Just goofing around, tbh, and making a joke. I don't care what Quebec posts.

Remembering the threat of Hockey's lawsuit for SA making fun of people who screw dolls, how many times has Lowtax been threatened with litigation? I remembered The Ultimate Warrior was threatening to sue him once and, for a while, Lowtax had a phony lawyer named Leonard J. Crabbs that would write cranky retorts to these loons.

Also, how many secret service visits has he gotten? I can think of at least two.

There was a third Fed visit recently. The FBI asked Lowtax about an alt-right Reddit quote in CSPAM. Luckily he took pity on the poor goon for the crime of quoting an idiot.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
And also one in the GBS r/relationships thread where the feds rang up about a quoted post from Reddit.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Arivia posted:

There was a third Fed visit recently. The FBI asked Lowtax about an alt-right Reddit quote in CSPAM. Luckily he took pity on the poor goon for the crime of quoting an idiot.

where does he even post about fed visits

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Alan Smithee posted:

where does he even post about fed visits

Asn if the quote came from Reddit, why are they loving with Richard?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

BiggerBoat posted:

Asn if the quote came from Reddit, why are they loving with Richard?

Because they don't check the context probably.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
It's probably a very good thing they didn't come for him because of the FYAD flags

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Glenn Quebec posted:

Modding here honestly is an act of mother teresa altruism because a lot of you fucks are only two steps away from 4chan bullshit at any time

I mean 4chan is basically the result of us dumping the anime subforum's septic tank a decade and a half ago so

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

BiggerBoat posted:

Asn if the quote came from Reddit, why are they loving with Richard?

DHS is not hiring the best and the brightest. Especially anything with 'cyber' in front of it. Hell up until 2015 they legit had you use your social security # as your login for FEMA info.
Also lowtax doesn't have a specific thread for his legal troubles or government visits, he'll just sometimes post an announcement about it.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

also presumably there's however many Reddit quotes that trigger the secret service where they actually figure out it's a quote and go bother what must be a full operation dedicated to fielding government inquiries

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Arivia posted:

There was a third Fed visit recently. The FBI asked Lowtax about an alt-right Reddit quote in CSPAM. Luckily he took pity on the poor goon for the crime of quoting an idiot.

there was also one in the r/relationships thread, I think, where the guy quoted some guy on reddit talking about his crazy uncle that was planning to shoot up something or other and the FBI came to him going "SO WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOUR UNCLE"

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy
I'm pretty sure the FBI understands how quotes work. Doesn't mean they don't have to follow up on everything just in case.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Araenna posted:

I'm pretty sure the FBI understands how quotes work. Doesn't mean they don't have to follow up on everything just in case.

quote:

Suck my farts FBI person, I've been eating a lot of beans so anytime you want to follow up on the fart sucking will be fine.

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

Araenna posted:

I'm pretty sure the FBI understands how quotes work. Doesn't mean they don't have to follow up on everything just in case.

No, in this case they absolutely completely failed to understand how quotes worked and approached Lowtax as if a poster on these forums was talking about their crazy uncle possibly preparing to commit a mass shooting. There is nothing they could've gained by contacting anyone on this site anyway since it's not like anyone here knew the original Reddit poster.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Ruflux posted:

No, in this case they absolutely completely failed to understand how quotes worked and approached Lowtax as if a poster on these forums was talking about their crazy uncle possibly preparing to commit a mass shooting. There is nothing they could've gained by contacting anyone on this site anyway since it's not like anyone here knew the original Reddit poster.

They contacted the goon, he said they were very professional and had a 'we know this is dumb but we have to do it anyway' air.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Why assume that the FBI is competent?

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Why assume that the FBI is competent?

How about the NSA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo

Exit Strategy
Dec 10, 2010

by sebmojo

Coolness Averted posted:

DHS is not hiring the best and the brightest. Especially anything with 'cyber' in front of it. Hell up until 2015 they legit had you use your social security # as your login for FEMA info.

the Department of Homemade Security

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
Does anyone have the "my goondolences" gif? I need it. It used to be the first result on google if you looked up goondolences.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

rear end posted:

Does anyone have the "my goondolences" gif? I need it. It used to be the first result on google if you looked up goondolences.

No. My goondolences that you can’t find it though.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Riding the goondolences of Venice

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Someone Karen'd Lowtax about Goobergrape stuff and it went very well.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Lmao

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
"Do the rules let me call Zoe Quinn a stupid lying whore?"

Poster: "No."

"Well I want to hear it from a mod!"

Mod: "No."

"Well I want to hear it from an admin!"

Admin: "No."

"Well I want to hear it from Lowtax!!"

Lowtax: "Don't ever talk to me under any circumstances."

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