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SoMoteItBe
Aug 30, 2018
I am a oval office ShapCap

6er of your choice for a longtime lurker please

e: can someone do the taxxe thing (on mobile/too lazy to work it out)

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Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
I'll take a probate for this wonderful wild ride.

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Mr.PayDay
Jan 2, 2004
life is short - play hard
Probate me as well please with Team 6, I want to see this threads last .....Line of Defense :smug:

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





rePool posted:

I wish it wouldn't selfdox, I'd ask for some pics of what you're seeing. I think we're safe where I'm at so I hope you and your family stay safe out there. She's moving slow as gently caress.

It's quiet here. We've had some rain but nothing out of the ordinary for summer. This is from someone roughly in my area earlier today

Atlas Risen posted:

Current conditions here in the Space Coast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmJF1KdFvN4

I'll take some video tomorrow and do a little check in. We're supposed to start getting it around tomorrow afternoon/evening. Everything is fine here for now though, you legit wouldn't know a storm was coming if you didn't go outside and feel how weird the air feels.

e: that's all on the probes for now, I'm gonna go get drunk lol.

Beet Wagon fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Sep 3, 2019

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
Since I am going to bed probate me too to commemerate this wonderful thread.

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Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!
In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. It is the one-of-a-kind empire, an empire as massive and powerful as all the others. It is composed of more people than any other empire as we know it. The Empire's total surface mass is at least 10 times the combined population of the four main systems. Its surface is made up of millions of square kilometers of unexplored planetary land with a population of tens of thousands, millions of cubic kilometers in space of unknown species and even billions upon trillions of years of history.

Stimsis is the center of the Fourth, Fifth and Sixth Stimriks, each with its own territory and its own laws, as well as its own stars in that they are not located directly in the other systems' systems. The Sixth and seventh Stimriks are the largest and most powerful empires in our solar system. All three Stimriks possess an army, navy and air force, however, in contrast stimsis is a highly industrialized world with a population of millions of people.

The Stimpires have maintained its population with trade, industry and scientific research to produce weapons that can kill entire armies. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens.

There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. After some months (about one year?) of "progress," the patient who has been most effected will be given a "clean", non-toxic drug, and given the most beneficial therapy. This drug is then sold to people who are more likely to use and have the money. "Progress" in the Fourth Stimpire, with the exception of some minor changes in what is produced, is nothing but a series of desperate attempts to find new and cheaper materials to get drugs into people's bodies. If the medical establishment succeeds in making pain relief a reality, they will then be able to increase drugs profits significantly, and make life far for anyone who is willing to do the dirty work on a regular basis.

The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

In other words, what they do is cause great pain but cause a lot of pain as it could even result in death if the person is over-sensitive to the pain. I'm no physiologist. What happened to me was that as soon as I saw the image on TV I became scared to live and the way this person has made me feel has caused me to freeze in fear, which I am not good at.

One hour after the pain ended my wife and children went home in a calm and confident state, and they had calmed all of us down. We spoke with one other person, and they confirmed with him that after a little more time they did experience more, but it was not as dramatic as what happened last night, and we did not tell them or ask if it may have been due to being overworked.

This is the story of a real victim, I was in agony for hours after the pain of my leg was not going away, I was screaming at my wife constantly at times, I tried to comfort her as she cried, and even after I had recovered, I told her "It's ok, because you're my wife. I love you, and if anything does go badly with me, I'll come see you

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Once a penectomy has been performed the offender will be required to abide by strict rules and regulations that prohibit any form of intercourse with anyone but their lover.

"They do not discriminate on the sex of the offender which would apply to women in the court as well as men, but on the matter of sex outside the sex of the offender they require male clients of the Fourth Stimpire, such as couples in love, for example," Riju said.

In May this year, two girls under the age of 21 were found to be violating the rules of the fourth stimpire by masturbating nude inside another boy's locker room locker room. The young girls were reportedly part of a group of girls who had been allowed to use private rooms at the campus.

While these girls are just one the many cases of the girl or girl to boy and adult activity, the act of nude masturbation is not exclusive to these two girls. Reports of such activity in other public spaces have been widely spread around the country due to the widespread popularity of the "V-Day" event in which men in their 40s, 50s,

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

This, coupled with many other minor changes made to the tech tree, has allowed the UEE to gain a massive advantage. These changes also gave the UEE incredible advantage in the strategic department, as they had the same type of advanced weaponry, so if one side were able to make full use of the advanced capabilities in these weapons, the other would feel the need to use countermeasures. These measures also had the purpose of keeping the two sides separate, because any weapon the one would need to deal with could be manufactured for the other side or used against it.

This was also the reason why the UEE's weapons were designed to be extremely accurate, meaning it could be destroyed, while the enemy was not. This made the weapons extremely dangerous on the battlefield, because the two sides would only be able to deal with it once both of them knew about the weapon

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

This is a particularly interesting side note, having the players being brain-damaged. The only way to tell is by going through a variety of sensory deprivation techniques: "The world would change to a horrible, alien, hostile place where you were the only sane one." Then, if possible, to torture the players to see if they could do the forced mental rewiring to remember the mental programming: "If you remember what's coming, I give you the key to victory." If nothing else, these techniques give the players the incentive to survive, making it less likely for them to kill themselves.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

A variety of techniques are used to destroy a film set, including:

Mass incineration - An industrial-scale incinerator is usually used. As seen in the Star Trek movies this process can take hours to complete and is typically only used after technicians have worked themselves to death, destroying almost all the machinery in the facility. For a larger incinerator see the incinerator used by S.C.I. in the "Dark Ages" in the film. Once the incinerator is in place, an army of computerized droids swarm down on it and crush the crews alive.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

When a new batch of eternators is placed in a group, there is a time delay until the person is executed, so that they can get used to the pain before the eternators are taken up. It's important to be wary of being killed by an eternator, even before the execution has taken place; if the person is caught and tries to escape, they will die without mercy, and no one will care.

All that is left of all the people are a large pool of human flesh and bones that all over Paris is being eaten by giant, cannibal-like people. Some of these, however, are people that the French government wants to see suffer.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. The humanoid beings that live on the planet are then destroyed, their memories deleted so that they will no longer make an impression on one another. The first time this happens is when the planet's native race of Humans, known as the Shoggoth, attack the planet Earth. (This is a plot point of Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi, which happens while the people of Alderaan are being destroyed. Both of these events are directly connected to the events of the movie, with Jedi Masters Luke Skywalker and Anakin Skywalker being executed by the Shoggoth before the planet is destroyed).

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. For this reason their skin has no place to breathe. As long as they remain suspended from the ceiling, they are able to get oxygen to their hearts and lungs, where some are able to raise their voices.[11]

The process by which eternators are administered appears to be one of the most complex of all human practices.[12] The eternators have an elaborate process for creating a hyperbolic space, which the inmates are guided to. As a result of their immense physical and psychological labor, they are unable to perceive their own existence, but are always in a state of constant contact with their own bodies. When they are placed into pressure chambers, however, they are forced to imagine they are trapped, with nothing but a blank wall to the outside world,

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. The implant was invented by Swedish physician Dr. H.A. Lindblad, who found that children suffering under conditions of malnutrition usually die as soon as their skeleton is removed.

The procedure is performed over the course of 3 months; the silver liquid is injected and the bone implanted, all in the form of a plaster cast. The result to the child is that he gains height, the child's hair comes on the forehead and the jaw becomes proportionately thinner due to the thinning of the skeleton during the procedure.[2]

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

It's unknown how much humanity survives over the course of the project. Although most inhabitants have already been given their food by the first few months of the project, most others still die from eating the raw meat or from the effects of the medical experiments. Even those people who survive are either turned into insects, or else they are killed by chemical weapons employed under the Stimpire's watch. People who die during the project are sometimes made to walk through an underground pit, being electrocuted, or beaten violently by fellow humans with chainsaws and stun grenades, until they die as well.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. All the prisoners' dreams are of the Stimpire, from the moment of their rescue and subsequent execution until their death, until they die, even if they are not executed themselves. The only exception is one member of the party. When they die, he may be a member of the Pleasure Palace faction, although he will not be able to live the rest of his years. While in the Pleasure Palace, he will be forced to participate in every task the Pleasure Palace has, and will be forced to give out various items, items he does not own the right to own. They may also be coerced (e.g. into buying drugs, or into making false confessions). His actions, especially when he is given powers, will cause his death by cutting himself open,

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire. How did this happen, is this is how things were always? What was it that made the emperor an enemy? Was he somehow able to get away with all that evil?

No. He was one of the most powerful people that had ever lived, the most admired character in the galaxy, the only person able to defy the will of others. In order to take the power, he forced anyone who had fallen in love with him to undergo a painful but necessary ceremony on behalf of himself. He was the Emperor. His life was now over.

Who was this cruel, hateful god? His name was Zhar. He died by the hand of a madman.

That's what was hiding behind that mysterious mask, right there in the back of my mind, the reason why one of my dreams is haunted: Zhar was killed by the Empire without any knowledge that it was happening.

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!
I'm pretty sure that's the result of someone cutting up the Stimpire text and feeding it to TalkToTransformer. I am unclear if it qualifies as civil meat.

Grubby Hobo
Feb 13, 2018

There's something else about bears not many people know. If a bear gets hooked on the taste of crowdfunding, it becomes a man-killer. He'll go on a rampage and has to be destroyed. And that's why you should never hug a bear.

Incitatus posted:

Since I am going to bed probate me too to commemerate this wonderful thread.

It's an awful thread.

* We stalk people, in the form of quoting their words. Yeah, I know, everyone does this all the time on the Internet, but when we do it, it is bad.
* We are way too negative about Star Citizen. We should be more positive.
* We create bear photoshops that are an erotic temptation to vulnerable and lustful populations on Reddit.
* We take notice of when Chris does not keep his promises, in an entirely inappropriate way, namely thoroughly.
* We hate hate hate Star Citizen. I'm not sure when we do this, but it must be in between the time that one point-and-laugh stops and another begins.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Praise Zhar, God of the Star Citizen thread

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Beet Wagon posted:

Praise Zhar, God of the Star Citizen thread

zhar...

bhar...

bhear...

bear...

crobear!

It always comes back to those goddamn sexy bears!!

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Beet Wagon posted:

FYI I'm doing "going away probeartions" now, I think I've gotten everyone who asked but if you want one now's your chance (or just wait until we get to Games and I'll do it retroactively I guess, whatever)

I am absolutely far too lazy to probate the entire thread so you have to actually tell me you want one though.

Give it to me, Beet!

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


If we make a new thread in Games, op should be just this image.

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001
I'll take a probation to remember this wonderful thread/forum.

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Zadda
Jan 27, 2007


Young Urchin

Beet Wagon posted:

FYI I'm doing "going away probeartions" now, I think I've gotten everyone who asked but if you want one now's your chance (or just wait until we get to Games and I'll do it retroactively I guess, whatever)

I am absolutely far too lazy to probate the entire thread so you have to actually tell me you want one though.

crobear probation please Beet, then I have something in my rap sheet :)

also stay safe commando!

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





God damnit ok

PrimeNerd
Dec 17, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

FYI I'm doing "going away probeartions" now, I think I've gotten everyone who asked but if you want one now's your chance (or just wait until we get to Games and I'll do it retroactively I guess, whatever)

I am absolutely far too lazy to probate the entire thread so you have to actually tell me you want one though.

In the eternal words of Captain Carnage, "Punish me! PUNISH ME!"

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skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017

Someone needs to email tojal a screencap of the leper colony page.

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

skeletors_condom posted:

Someone needs to email tojal a screencap of the leper colony page.

Why did I do that?



Wow, just... wow.

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf
We're going to get to page 6666 if I have to post random single images of anime one at a time

One in the Bum fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Sep 3, 2019

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
dead and gay

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf
oh hai

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf
or until I get probed, whichever comes first

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

One in the Bum fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Sep 3, 2019

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Kylaer posted:

In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. It is the one-of-a-kind empire, an empire as massive and powerful as all the others. It is composed of more people than any other empire as we know it. The Empire's total surface mass is at least 10 times the combined population of the four main systems. Its surface is made up of millions of square kilometers of unexplored planetary land with a population of tens of thousands, millions of cubic kilometers in space of unknown species and even billions upon trillions of years of history.

Stimsis is the center of the Fourth, Fifth and Sixth Stimriks, each with its own territory and its own laws, as well as its own stars in that they are not located directly in the other systems' systems. The Sixth and seventh Stimriks are the largest and most powerful empires in our solar system. All three Stimriks possess an army, navy and air force, however, in contrast stimsis is a highly industrialized world with a population of millions of people.

The Stimpires have maintained its population with trade, industry and scientific research to produce weapons that can kill entire armies. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens.

There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. After some months (about one year?) of "progress," the patient who has been most effected will be given a "clean", non-toxic drug, and given the most beneficial therapy. This drug is then sold to people who are more likely to use and have the money. "Progress" in the Fourth Stimpire, with the exception of some minor changes in what is produced, is nothing but a series of desperate attempts to find new and cheaper materials to get drugs into people's bodies. If the medical establishment succeeds in making pain relief a reality, they will then be able to increase drugs profits significantly, and make life far for anyone who is willing to do the dirty work on a regular basis.

The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

In other words, what they do is cause great pain but cause a lot of pain as it could even result in death if the person is over-sensitive to the pain. I'm no physiologist. What happened to me was that as soon as I saw the image on TV I became scared to live and the way this person has made me feel has caused me to freeze in fear, which I am not good at.

One hour after the pain ended my wife and children went home in a calm and confident state, and they had calmed all of us down. We spoke with one other person, and they confirmed with him that after a little more time they did experience more, but it was not as dramatic as what happened last night, and we did not tell them or ask if it may have been due to being overworked.

This is the story of a real victim, I was in agony for hours after the pain of my leg was not going away, I was screaming at my wife constantly at times, I tried to comfort her as she cried, and even after I had recovered, I told her "It's ok, because you're my wife. I love you, and if anything does go badly with me, I'll come see you

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Once a penectomy has been performed the offender will be required to abide by strict rules and regulations that prohibit any form of intercourse with anyone but their lover.

"They do not discriminate on the sex of the offender which would apply to women in the court as well as men, but on the matter of sex outside the sex of the offender they require male clients of the Fourth Stimpire, such as couples in love, for example," Riju said.

In May this year, two girls under the age of 21 were found to be violating the rules of the fourth stimpire by masturbating nude inside another boy's locker room locker room. The young girls were reportedly part of a group of girls who had been allowed to use private rooms at the campus.

While these girls are just one the many cases of the girl or girl to boy and adult activity, the act of nude masturbation is not exclusive to these two girls. Reports of such activity in other public spaces have been widely spread around the country due to the widespread popularity of the "V-Day" event in which men in their 40s, 50s,

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

This, coupled with many other minor changes made to the tech tree, has allowed the UEE to gain a massive advantage. These changes also gave the UEE incredible advantage in the strategic department, as they had the same type of advanced weaponry, so if one side were able to make full use of the advanced capabilities in these weapons, the other would feel the need to use countermeasures. These measures also had the purpose of keeping the two sides separate, because any weapon the one would need to deal with could be manufactured for the other side or used against it.

This was also the reason why the UEE's weapons were designed to be extremely accurate, meaning it could be destroyed, while the enemy was not. This made the weapons extremely dangerous on the battlefield, because the two sides would only be able to deal with it once both of them knew about the weapon

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

This is a particularly interesting side note, having the players being brain-damaged. The only way to tell is by going through a variety of sensory deprivation techniques: "The world would change to a horrible, alien, hostile place where you were the only sane one." Then, if possible, to torture the players to see if they could do the forced mental rewiring to remember the mental programming: "If you remember what's coming, I give you the key to victory." If nothing else, these techniques give the players the incentive to survive, making it less likely for them to kill themselves.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

A variety of techniques are used to destroy a film set, including:

Mass incineration - An industrial-scale incinerator is usually used. As seen in the Star Trek movies this process can take hours to complete and is typically only used after technicians have worked themselves to death, destroying almost all the machinery in the facility. For a larger incinerator see the incinerator used by S.C.I. in the "Dark Ages" in the film. Once the incinerator is in place, an army of computerized droids swarm down on it and crush the crews alive.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

When a new batch of eternators is placed in a group, there is a time delay until the person is executed, so that they can get used to the pain before the eternators are taken up. It's important to be wary of being killed by an eternator, even before the execution has taken place; if the person is caught and tries to escape, they will die without mercy, and no one will care.

All that is left of all the people are a large pool of human flesh and bones that all over Paris is being eaten by giant, cannibal-like people. Some of these, however, are people that the French government wants to see suffer.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. The humanoid beings that live on the planet are then destroyed, their memories deleted so that they will no longer make an impression on one another. The first time this happens is when the planet's native race of Humans, known as the Shoggoth, attack the planet Earth. (This is a plot point of Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi, which happens while the people of Alderaan are being destroyed. Both of these events are directly connected to the events of the movie, with Jedi Masters Luke Skywalker and Anakin Skywalker being executed by the Shoggoth before the planet is destroyed).

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. For this reason their skin has no place to breathe. As long as they remain suspended from the ceiling, they are able to get oxygen to their hearts and lungs, where some are able to raise their voices.[11]

The process by which eternators are administered appears to be one of the most complex of all human practices.[12] The eternators have an elaborate process for creating a hyperbolic space, which the inmates are guided to. As a result of their immense physical and psychological labor, they are unable to perceive their own existence, but are always in a state of constant contact with their own bodies. When they are placed into pressure chambers, however, they are forced to imagine they are trapped, with nothing but a blank wall to the outside world,

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. The implant was invented by Swedish physician Dr. H.A. Lindblad, who found that children suffering under conditions of malnutrition usually die as soon as their skeleton is removed.

The procedure is performed over the course of 3 months; the silver liquid is injected and the bone implanted, all in the form of a plaster cast. The result to the child is that he gains height, the child's hair comes on the forehead and the jaw becomes proportionately thinner due to the thinning of the skeleton during the procedure.[2]

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

It's unknown how much humanity survives over the course of the project. Although most inhabitants have already been given their food by the first few months of the project, most others still die from eating the raw meat or from the effects of the medical experiments. Even those people who survive are either turned into insects, or else they are killed by chemical weapons employed under the Stimpire's watch. People who die during the project are sometimes made to walk through an underground pit, being electrocuted, or beaten violently by fellow humans with chainsaws and stun grenades, until they die as well.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. All the prisoners' dreams are of the Stimpire, from the moment of their rescue and subsequent execution until their death, until they die, even if they are not executed themselves. The only exception is one member of the party. When they die, he may be a member of the Pleasure Palace faction, although he will not be able to live the rest of his years. While in the Pleasure Palace, he will be forced to participate in every task the Pleasure Palace has, and will be forced to give out various items, items he does not own the right to own. They may also be coerced (e.g. into buying drugs, or into making false confessions). His actions, especially when he is given powers, will cause his death by cutting himself open,

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire. How did this happen, is this is how things were always? What was it that made the emperor an enemy? Was he somehow able to get away with all that evil?

No. He was one of the most powerful people that had ever lived, the most admired character in the galaxy, the only person able to defy the will of others. In order to take the power, he forced anyone who had fallen in love with him to undergo a painful but necessary ceremony on behalf of himself. He was the Emperor. His life was now over.

Who was this cruel, hateful god? His name was Zhar. He died by the hand of a madman.

That's what was hiding behind that mysterious mask, right there in the back of my mind, the reason why one of my dreams is haunted: Zhar was killed by the Empire without any knowledge that it was happening.

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%
Back again.

Oh and I am Toejam. I find bears to be quite erotic.
And I am, in no way, paranoid and neurotic about goons.
They are not everywhere and I don't think they don't not brigade me.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I take it back I hate you all. I'm gonna probe you assholes when I wake up

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Beet Wagon posted:

I take it back I hate you all. I'm gonna probe you assholes when I wake up

Great post on :reddit: today about surviving the aftermath of a hurricane.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TropicalWeather/comments/cyisrz/how_to_survive_a_cat5_what_irma_taught_me

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf


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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Beet Wagon posted:

I take it back I hate you all. I'm gonna probe you assholes when I wake up
usually i get that taken care of before i go to sleep

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Beef Hardcheese
Jan 21, 2003

HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT


Beet Wagon posted:

I take it back I hate you all. I'm gonna probe you assholes when I wake up

Probe me with a sexy Crobear, tia

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Shadowlyger
Nov 5, 2009

ElvUI super fan at your service!

Ask me any and all questions about UI customization via PM

You know, I'm curious, is this an actual screenshot or is this a photoshop?

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

A Kayak probe for the road please if you're still alive.

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BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Beet Wagon posted:

I take it back I hate you all. I'm gonna probe you assholes when I wake up

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also there is a typo: “i'm gonna probe your assholes when i wake up“ is much better.

BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Sep 3, 2019

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
drat, Star Citizen is good. Guess I was wrong

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raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


drat, Star Citizen is wrong. Guess I was good.

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