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Len posted:From my understanding if you aren't using iMessage you aren't worth talking to This is actually a thing with young teenage kids. They'll just flat out ostracise you for not having an iPhone. They'll kick you out of a group chat because the iMessage text turns the wrong colour. Kids are garbage, is my point here.
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Why are you texting with teen kids anyway
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Aug 31, 2019 09:12
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To taunt them with my "reasonably stable job" and "mortgage I might pay off one day". Suckers.
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Memento posted:"reasonably stable job" Fully stable:  Reasonably stable: 
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Stable genius:
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AMPhetamine. Yes I know it's not on purpose. In fact I looked it up
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Hipster_Doofus posted:AMPhetamine. How do you think amphetamine is pronounced?
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Captain Monkey posted:How do you think amphetamine is pronounced? in the classical greek mode before phi became a fricative, owing to medical science's heavy borrowing of greek and latin
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Captain Monkey posted:How do you think amphetamine is pronounced? I know perfectly well how. I still think it's remarkable that the word amp is in there.
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Hipster_Doofus posted:I know perfectly well how. I still think it's remarkable that the word amp is in there. So why exactly is that significant 
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Hipster_Doofus posted:I know perfectly well how. I still think it's remarkable that the word amp is in there. Your avatar is making me imagine this as a scene from Seinfeld. "That's why it's called Amphetamine, Jerry! Because it AMPS YOU UP!"
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Jerry Cotton posted:So why exactly is that significant Because it's like amphibians, you do some meth and then go for a swim
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Sep 3, 2019 11:29
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Jerry Cotton posted:So why exactly is that significant It’s not, he’s just ascribing meaning to a vague philological misunderstanding.
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Jerry Cotton posted:So why exactly is that significant I'm guessing they were high as balls when they posted
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Sep 3, 2019 13:41
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how high are balls anyway
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Sep 3, 2019 14:06
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Krankenstyle posted:how high are balls anyway Depends on the temperature
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The gently caress is so hard to figure out? I just think it's a funny (as opposed to "remarkable," which was definitely the wrong word) coincidence, and I had never caught it until yesterday. loving  at the Seinfeld scenario though. I can 100% hear that being said by Kramer.E: so ok it's slightly OT because it's something I noticed, not figured out. Hipster_Doofus has a new favorite as of 17:37 on Sep 3, 2019 |
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Imperador do Brasil posted:I just did this and holy gently caress thank you. Now I can be an even bigger weirdo to all my coworkers and friends. You're welcome. and yes!  I sent some to a friend with android. The pictures come up HUGE and pixelated on their phones while on ours it is nice and neat and small.
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Krankenstyle posted:how high are balls anyway In my experience pretty low, prone to waddle to and fro
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Krankenstyle posted:how high are balls anyway In my experience, over the shoulder like a continental solider
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I just wondered if the Hustler of Hollywood stores had anything to do with Hustler magazine and it turns out they do! To be fair I'd never been to one and didn't know what they sold.
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Krankenstyle posted:how high are balls anyway For me, I can tie them in a knot AND a bow
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christmas boots posted:In my experience pretty low, prone to waddle to and fro Your balls have their own feet?! 
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EdwardSwifferhands posted:I just wondered if the Hustler of Hollywood stores had anything to do with Hustler magazine and it turns out they do! To be fair I'd never been to one and didn't know what they sold. Have you ever heard about the man who hustles...stars? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LkJheh1XcAQ
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Hyperlynx posted:Your balls have their own feet?! Like a penguin keeping its egg warm.
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AMPhitheater. AmphiTHEATER. 
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Hyperlynx posted:Your balls have their own feet?! They get around.
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My friend's have middle school aged kids and apparently the whole iphone thing is just for girls and its ok for a boy to have an android. Phones brands are becoming gendered?? I hate children and brands so much. Like for both genders iphone is best, but it's much more socially acceptable for a boy to have an android. A girl with an android is absolutely unacceptable and shameful and shun-worthy.
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Baronjutter posted:My friend's have middle school aged kids and apparently the whole iphone thing is just for girls and its ok for a boy to have an android. Phones brands are becoming gendered?? I hate children and brands so much. Middle school girls will always be on the cutting edge of things to be incredibly mean to each other about.
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Ugh I've never been happier to be old.
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Hyperlynx posted:Your balls have their own feet?! No, they just swing freely  Christ, get a load of this guy.
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Baronjutter posted:My friend's have middle school aged kids and apparently the whole iphone thing is just for girls and its ok for a boy to have an android. Phones brands are becoming gendered?? I hate children and brands so much. It's gotten better then! When I was in middle school no one would talk to you if you didn't have a Nokia with the AIM feature enabled.
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Nazattack posted:It's gotten better then! When I was in middle school no one would talk to you if you didn't have a Nokia with the AIM feature enabled. Thank Hecate that mobile phones weren't readily available until I was out of school. It was a big deal when I got my own cordless phone in my bedroom because the rest of the phones still had cords. There were pagers, but they were considered "drug paraphernalia".
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Mobile phones were just becoming a thing when I was in school (for reference: I got my first one, a Nokia 5110, when I turned 15 or 16) and nobody gave a rat's rear end what brand yours was. Some people had cool decorative cases on theirs and novelty ring tones when those became available, but it's not like those gave any real status boost either.
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christmas boots posted:No, they just swing freely Not sure if  but it's "wobble", not "waddle".
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Hyperlynx posted:Not sure if I would never remember a song lyric incorrectly so that can’t be it.
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I've liked Weird Al since I first heard him in 1995. Initially, all I had were tapes copied from friends whose parents had more money. One of those albums was called "Even Worse." This is a picture of that album cover.  Just recently, I was made aware that the album art for Michael Jackson's album "Bad" looks like this:  It's very interesting being hit with a joke 24 years too late, but that makes it even funnier.
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Apparently Annie Lennox and Enya are two completely different people.
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Hyperlynx posted:Apparently Annie Lennox and Enya are two completely different people. Yeah Eurythmics consists of Annie Lennox and Enya.
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Hyperlynx posted:Apparently Annie Lennox and Enya are two completely different people. Same but Enya and Bjork
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