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mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

british teen roast lookin' good

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

ikanreed posted:

*Some senile old lady has veto power over every single law and owns every swan

it's this one

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Zoran posted:

it's this one

They're all made up crazy things that no country would ever do

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

i'm scared now

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Zoran posted:

it's this one

if swan owner ever took a magic stick from parliament, there would be no legal way to have a legislature

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the cult of boris

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Squizzle posted:

if swan owner ever took a magic stick from parliament, there would be no legal way to have a legislature

this is the future tories want

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Jeremy Clarkson is a Hollywood liberal and the only Tory friend he had was David Cameron

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
is your government gonig to fall tonight or not?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Kurnugia posted:

is your government gonig to fall tonight or not?

It's falling so much that it's zero g and no one can tell which way is up

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Kurnugia posted:

is your government gonig to fall tonight or not?

the stupidity and malice of bojos brexbros is matched only by the craven ineptitude of parliament

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

yeah but do you think the next government is gonna be any better

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Nonsense posted:

Jeremy Clarkson is a Hollywood liberal and the only Tory friend he had was David Cameron

You can kind of argue that David Cameron was a liberal. He definitely not an old school Tory. Actually I've got no idea what the gently caress he was, he's weirdo.

e: He was closer to a Blairite.

Hexyflexy has issued a correction as of 20:25 on Sep 3, 2019

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Stairmaster posted:

yeah but do you think the next government is gonna be any better

i hope not. if its not going to be worse then why am i posting

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Love this guy roasting Rees-Mogg over trying to make "but think of the party conferences" as an excuse for the long prorogue period.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


GE 2019

hung parliament

narrow Tory - LD coalition

parliamentary stasis for 5 years without brexit

2024 jess phillips loses the election to katie hopkins

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lord Salty Cummings, "The Father of the House," has drawn his belt and whipped Rees-Mogg on the bum. A win for democracy?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Nonsense posted:

Jeremy Clarkson is a Hollywood liberal and the only Tory friend he had was David Cameron

he's still a bigot and votes tory

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Hexyflexy posted:

You can kind of argue that David Cameron was a liberal. He definitely not an old school Tory. Actually I've got no idea what the gently caress he was, he's weirdo.

e: He was closer to a Blairite.

neoliberalism is conservativism

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


so wait I thought the queen dissolved parliament

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hey remember how bojo had all these nefarious schemes to tie up parliament until the prorogation but they all fell apart because someone literally just walked around to find another place to sit down

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Agean90 posted:

so wait I thought the queen dissolved parliament

its scheduled for next week

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Agean90 posted:

so wait I thought the queen dissolved parliament

it was reopened by the fairy godmother.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

why would you think that, you ape, you absolute lemon

(she gave permission to prorogue parliament, it's not prorogued yet. this is different from dissolution, where people go out and campaign to be elected)

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
"the only independent progressive conservative in Parliament"

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Agean90 posted:

so wait I thought the queen dissolved parliament

The Queen in a fit of dementia, god bless her, accidentally dissolved George Clinton's Parliament.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Agean90 posted:

so wait I thought the queen dissolved parliament

That was the Swan Parliament.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Frijolero posted:

The Queen in a fit of dementia, god bless her, accidentally dissolved George Clinton's Parliament.

we must address the plague of bopknife crimes

chird
Sep 26, 2004

Rhyss Moggz lying down on the bench such a pimp move

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

chird posted:

Rhyss Moggz lying down on the bench such a pimp move

I've never wanted to kick the poo poo out of a person more.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Frijolero posted:

The Queen in a fit of dementia, god bless her, accidentally dissolved George Clinton's Parliament.

this is an act of war, nukes on Buckingham now!!!

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/nicholaswatt/status/1168971224648683521

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

what?

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Frijolero posted:

The Queen in a fit of dementia, god bless her, accidentally dissolved George Clinton's Parliament.

The Mothership Connection gonna be how the English will smuggle in life saving medication after hard Brexit.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

what does this mean? the Torres lost majority? and can't literally whip peasants anymore?

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

neutral milf hotel posted:

what does this mean? the Torres lost majority? and can't literally whip peasants anymore?

They're firing them from the party.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Sounds like he is planning on seizing their government issued vehicles

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
So Phillip Lee ghost rode his whip

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

neutral milf hotel posted:

what does this mean? the Torres lost majority? and can't literally whip peasants anymore?

the Westminster system usually has stronger party discipline because they use literal whips to keep the MPs in line. MPs are so thoroughly conditioned that they beg to be whipped, and refusing to whip them is equivalent to kicking them out of the party

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