UKMT September 2019 - A Fish-Abandoning Government

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Barry Foster: Dec 24, 2007; What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Sky claiming 10 Tory rebels, which is theoretically enough, but...

You're singlehandedly giving my palpatations ITT

And not for the usual good reasons like you want

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Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so as a dumb american, i assume this means BlowJo is done. and since all the tory rebels are running to lib dems, that means they are probably hosed too. so that means labors is possible accendancy?

The answer is who the gently caress knows, we are in fully uncharted waters and our guides stuff their dicks in pigs.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:08

Niric: Jul 23, 2008

Ratjaculation posted:

is something happening in the parl-lee-ay-men-tee

Rees-Mogg got caught lying.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:08

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Tellers still not back, which suggests it's *very* close.

fuuuuck I hope he doesn't pull this poo poo off

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:08

Chuka Umana: Apr 30, 2019; by sebmojo

bump_fn posted:

dumb q this is the vote on???

yesh

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:09

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Rust Martialis posted:

They're getting ready to steal the mace

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:09

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/singharj/status/1168994271925547008

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:09

Soylent Yellow: Nov 5, 2010; yospos

Bercow was planning to step down, but they've almost definitely riled him up enough that he'll stay on just to put the boot in to Rees-Mogg.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:09

RabidWeasel: Aug 4, 2007; Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Sky claiming 10 Tory rebels, which is theoretically enough, but...

That's way too close, the usual shits are going to ruin it

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:09

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

potential for Bloody Stupid Johnson to go his whole PMship without winning a vote?

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:09

Debbie Does Dagon: Jul 8, 2005

quote:

MPs have begun to vote on tonight's motion, which would allow a cross-party alliance of opposition MPs and Tory rebels to take control of the agenda of the House of Commons.

If they are successful, the will look to table a bill tomorrow which would force the prime minister to seek a further Brexit delay.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:09

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so as a dumb american, i assume this means BlowJo is done. and since all the tory rebels are running to lib dems, that means they are probably hosed too. so that means labors is possible accendancy?

Only one Tory rebel has gone to the Lib Dems, and no, this doesn't mean Boris is done because of the Fixed Term Parliament Act. It's dumb.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:09

Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

Even with only 10 Tory rebels, I can't see there being 10 non-Tory pro-Brexit votes. Maybe 5 sad Hoeys?

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:10

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

bump_fn posted:

dumb q this is the vote on???

Yes it is.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:10

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so as a dumb american, i assume this means BlowJo is done. and since all the tory rebels are running to lib dems, that means they are probably hosed too. so that means labors is possible accendancy?

Labour has it's own fringe sect of dipshits who vote against the grain so who knows

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:10

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

*Nay* tellers are back

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:10

WhatEvil: Jun 6, 2004; Can't get no luck.

I grew up in Buckingham - lived there for 27 years then moved ~10 miles away for another 6.

It's been a very safe Tory seat in the past. It's also a small town (10k) that used to be a quiet market town with cheap houses and has slowly turned into a London commuter town with everything being mega expensive.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:10

StarkingBarfish: Jun 25, 2006; Novus Ordo Seclorum

If the speaker crosses the floor does that leave them outside?

Cummings is wargaming it as we speak

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:10

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Bercow's extremely sudden "DEHHRRRRR" gave me a loving heart attack there was this background mumbling and then suddenly he's yelling in my ear

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:10

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

328-301 - loving hell

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:10

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Ayes 328 Noes 301, not a good start Boris.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:10

Looke: Aug 2, 2013

SPicy

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:11

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

"NOT A GOOD START BORIS"

lmaoooooooooooo gently caress me

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:11

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

StarkingBarfish posted:

If the speaker crosses the floor does that leave them outside?

he becomes the cool guy with the sword standing at the exit

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:11

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Ayes 328
No�s 301

UNLOCK!

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EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Defeat of 27 hahahaha

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:11

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Lmao "Not a good start Boris"

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:11

Chuka Umana: Apr 30, 2019; by sebmojo

DELICIOUS!!!

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:11

c0burn: Sep 2, 2003; The KKKing

Rust Martialis posted:

he's sent the serjeant at arms to find out!!

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:11

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling