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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/ypmseOk.gifv
Florida this week

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Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

It also accelerated to 5 mph in practically a straight line north, away from Florida lmao

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

BioThermo
Feb 18, 2014

Dead guy alive

https://twitter.com/iCyclone/status/1169009558167142402

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

hooray, a white tv personality is alive and safe! god does exist :v:

e: not meant as a lovely response to you, ^^^^ ive seen it elsewhere as well and the fact that everyone is cheering for this guy and all asking about where he is and how he’s doing is sad when who knows how many thousands of Bahamians are missing and/or dead.

Cacafuego has issued a correction as of 00:25 on Sep 4, 2019

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
have the bahamas been turbofucked by a hurricane like this before? or is this one in a category of its own?

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

redleader posted:

have the bahamas been turbofucked by a hurricane like this before? or is this one in a category of its own?

there have only been 18 hurricanes that made landfall as a category 5, 3 of those, 1932 Bahamas, 1933 Cuba-Brownsville, and now Dorian have hit the bahamas

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i got my phd in wetness coming up with ways to guess what category historical hurricanes were

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

The Saucer Hovers posted:

i got my phd in wetness coming up with ways to guess what category historical hurricanes were

how many years of wet school did that take? from the standpoint of water

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

how many years of wet school did that take? from the standpoint of water

You have to stick your dick in a lot of hurricanes.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

GreyjoyBastard posted:

iirc that's not really the prediction from Weather Nerds, statistics are weird / hurricane seasons seem to have high variance

If those nerds knew dick they'd have real jobs

Ayin
Jan 6, 2010

Have a great day.
https://twitter.com/iCyclone/status/1169012050858795008

:smithfrog:

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QoqtB6HPMY

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Have we hit 4 digit deaths yet?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pooky posted:

Have we hit 4 digit deaths yet?

Number go up

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Well, you can count on Trump not saying the Fake News Media is making him look bad in the Bahamas because that'd imply that he cares about the optics of not helping the Bahamas.

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



Pooky posted:

Have we hit 4 digit deaths yet?

No, 7 people have officially died.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

Here's 48 hours of "movement" from Dorian

https://i.imgur.com/35Jt4TR.gifv

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Pooky posted:

Have we hit 4 digit deaths yet?

death count's not gonna really start rising for at least a couple days. or more, depending on how badly hosed the island is and how much help is sent

can't really go looking for bodies until the waters have receded, the living have been tended to, and basic transportation/communication infrastructure has been made usable. till then, there won't be much way of knowing how many of the unaccounted-for are actually dead

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Any word on the staff left to die by Disney?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

golden bubble posted:

Here's 48 hours of "movement" from Dorian

https://i.imgur.com/35Jt4TR.gifv

this is like a joke or bad physics model in a game or something holy poo poo it just sat there

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



golden bubble posted:

Here's 48 hours of "movement" from Dorian

https://i.imgur.com/35Jt4TR.gifv

this is mesmerizing

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Any word on the staff left to die by Disney?

A movie will be made about their heroic sacrifice to the mouse and it will make a billion dollars on opening weekend.

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Addamere, what are you doing?! Give it your energy!

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Any word on the staff left to die by Disney?

Isn't that island was pretty far south of the bad stuff?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

just tuning back in now and i was awaiting this response

fuckin capitalist cruise lines could be used for good for once and they are just sitting

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

holy gently caress

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

That's nuts
Guess the golf courses are okay though :shrug:

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003


wow, Ja Rule really stepped it up for Fyre Festival this year

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

golden bubble posted:

Here's 48 hours of "movement" from Dorian

https://i.imgur.com/35Jt4TR.gifv

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

...where are all the people?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

golden bubble posted:

Here's 48 hours of "movement" from Dorian

https://i.imgur.com/35Jt4TR.gifv

thats a permaspot, absolutely parked

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Tree Bucket posted:

...where are all the people?

In shelters on high ground, somewhere in the ocean, buried in the pieces, in pieces buried in the pieces. We'll find out in the coming months.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
buzzsawed that island in place, all those whips just pounding it on the outer edges :prepop:

now its gonna be a runaway buzzsaw for the east coast

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Complications posted:

In shelters on high ground, somewhere in the ocean, buried in the pieces, in pieces buried in the pieces. We'll find out in the coming months.

Now, please explain that to Donny.

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

golden bubble posted:

Here's 48 hours of "movement" from Dorian

https://i.imgur.com/35Jt4TR.gifv

how is this filmed, why isnt the satellite moving?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

succ posted:

how is this filmed, why isnt the satellite moving?

there exist geostationary satellites

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Addamere posted:

there exist geostationary satellites

which are possible because of flat earth

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

succ posted:

how is this filmed, why isnt the satellite moving?

Quiet, you'll blow the whole deal!

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fermun
Nov 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1168953642885492740

edit: looks to be this airport, to me:
https://goo.gl/maps/tHfETC9T3YFamVSm6

fermun has issued a correction as of 08:38 on Sep 4, 2019

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