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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

lol

I'm just an outsider, I don't know all the political in-games, I don't get how things are done here

also can you imagine kicking out... Harriet Harman???? :qq: n-no!


e- 76 years of regret ahead of this mad lad

baka kaba fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Sep 4, 2019

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
jesus

https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1169334721958023168?s=20
https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1169335524466876416?s=20

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Isn’t Nigel Evans a sex offender?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Looke posted:

Isn’t Nigel Evans a sex offender?

i mean he is a tory

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

WAY too horny on main

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


I I I I I me me me I I I shut the gently caress up phillips

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Failed Imagineer posted:

WAY too horny on main

probably but this is the man who tweeted he fully expected to cry watching avengers endgame

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
What is the twitch channel? Is it a ukmt thing?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
This quote should tell you most of what you need to know about Jess "Council Pop" Phillips:

Jess Phillips posted:

'I was raised to hate Tories; in our house Tory was a swear word. But since I got into the Commons I’ve met so many nice ones, who care about their communities, who care about women’s rights. Some of their feminists are very “strident”!' she laughs. ‘Jacob Rees-Mogg, for instance, is great – very funny and kind.'

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010

Pound_Coin posted:

I I I I I me me me I I I shut the gently caress up phillips

It was the 123 of Soubry, IDS and then Phillips that got me to start doing some work.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Jippa posted:

What is the twitch channel? Is it a ukmt thing?

https://www.twitch.tv/ukparliament

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
:qq: "How are we supposed to hold the EU hostage if you've taken all the bullets from our gun?!" :qq:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
guess its an excuse to kick jess phillips out at least lol

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1169336584153550848?s=20

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

baka kaba posted:

lol

I'm just an outsider, I don't know all the political in-games, I don't get how things are done here

also can you imagine kicking out... Harriet Harman???? :qq: n-no!


e- 76 years of regret ahead of this mad lad



Well that's one way to never again get a blowjob in life I guess, if you loving hate them for some reason

an angry penguin
Oct 12, 2007




Just fyi you're not allowed to say "gently caress the tories" in the chat

:(

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Thanks.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Jess Phillips used “I”, “I’m” and “Me” 55 times in her speech.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Jippa posted:

What is the twitch channel? Is it a ukmt thing?

It's just a twitch channel that broadcasts parliament. Not related to ukmt but they do have a bercow emote

Pochoclo posted:

Well that's one way to never again get a blowjob in life I guess, if you loving hate them for some reason

Tories don't care about consent so he probably has the same chance

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Jess Phillips is a racist and a shameless supporter of genocide of Palestinians

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

Looke posted:

Isn’t Nigel Evans a sex offender?

yeah https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-26974975

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

an angry penguin posted:

Just fyi you're not allowed to say "gently caress the tories" in the chat

:(

Gently caress the tories?

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Actually wait wtf is going on? So is Labour going to vote for the October 15th election today if no no deal passes or not?

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



baka kaba posted:

lol

I'm just an outsider, I don't know all the political in-games, I don't get how things are done here

also can you imagine kicking out... Harriet Harman???? :qq: n-no!


e- 76 years of regret ahead of this mad lad



Why get a tattoo of Worzel Gummidge?

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
I hope boris loses his seat

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1169336927587315718?s=20

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

*windmill spinning intensifies*

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

the best laugh ukmt has come up with in a very long time

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Lords back from their break and filibuster back on again

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Chuka Umana posted:

Actually wait wtf is going on? So is Labour going to vote for the October 15th election today if no no deal passes or not?

no no deal can't pass today, so they're not going to vote for the election today

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001


*inners start bubbling violently*

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
lol https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1169339433147162625

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
all this talk of no no deal is getting 2Unlimited stuck in my head

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

so what the gently caress would an early election result in now? Hung parliament? Hanged parliament?

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..


Not caught up but quoting

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

3M command damage free mounting hook parliament

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Is there going to be a enough Tory MPs to even be considered a party by the end of the week?

Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

Sorry, I want double check my understand of the current situation.
The "Bojo has to plead to the EU for an extension while wearing a pink tutu" bill has passed the house and now has to clear the lords.
There's going to be a vote shortly on having an election but Labour and the other opposition parties don't want it right this instant because Bojo could gently caress things up and drag the UK off the no deal cliff. If the bill actually clears the Lords then it's election time.
Tory Lords can try to delay but the House can respond to that.

Anything wrong and/or missing?

twice burned ice
Dec 29, 2008

My stove defies the laws of physics!

an angry penguin posted:

Just fyi you're not allowed to say "gently caress the tories" in the chat

:(

Presumably you could get away with tories are pig fuckers though?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



painted into a coroner posted:

Is there going to be a enough Tory MPs to even be considered a party by the end of the week?

If there is at least one then its a party, if you go by my birthday party attendance

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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Soylent Yellow posted:

Gently caress the tories?

Nostalgic post from when I used to be a filthy lurker

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