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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Troy Queef posted:

the original was the most bought PPV boxing match of last year, for whatever reason.

too bad lowtax lost his spine

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

By the sounds of it, it's going to be a proper boxing match

https://twitter.com/danrafaelespn/status/1169006423835054081

I mean, it still won't be good, but everyone involved is going to get paid

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Logan Paul vs Lowtax

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I would pay for Paul-Wilder

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Logan Paul Vs Aaron Paul

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/TravisMillerFlo/status/1168634852243124224


https://twitter.com/Carl_Lewis/status/1168997207523155969

"privilege filled with failure" is a superb burn

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
An hour or two is nothing, I definitely remember reading about establishing shots done months or even years ahead of time. People would notice demolished buildings or something

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Holy poo poo that burn

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
and to think i used to consider kellerman one of the not totally broke-brained ones

though he traced my personal trajectory to track and field perfectly, as by 14 i realized "can go fast" was the lone appreciable talent i had

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
that argument takes balls for an espn show considering how hyped they are for football, a sport where the most important athlete just stands there for the entire game

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Peanut President posted:

that argument takes balls for an espn show considering how hyped they are for football, a sport where the most important athlete just stands there for the entire game

It's first take, they're not thinking nearly that deep about it.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/RickCarpiniello/status/1169337914322497538

oh cool

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
If you're a hot take artist, calling track a non-sport for failures has got to be a pretty fun one to throw out there

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK YES :toot:


Granted that might still mean he's doing other games, but holy hell is that a step in the right goddamn direction at least

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


GOD BLESS

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Peanut President posted:

football, a sport where the most important athlete just stands there for the entire game

????

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





hallelujah Pierre is dead

Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

the backup qb

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

DJExile posted:

It's first take, they're not thinking nearly that deep about it.

still spinning an eastbound and down quote into an actual Take is a special kind of dumb

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

QB

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

nooooooooooooo



now who will be my creepy drunk hockey uncle

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

In what universe does the QB just stand there the whole game?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

sportsgenius86 posted:

I would pay for Paul-Wilder

I believe paying for murder is still illegal

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Henchman of Santa posted:

In what universe does the QB just stand there the whole game?

Track and Field Sprinter: Failure of an athlete.



Pinnacle of athletic achievement:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


i will never not laugh like an idiot at that picture

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/RickCarpiniello/status/1169340480796200967


so basically Boucher and Pierre just swapped places.

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
I think Pierre often gets more poo poo than he deserves, but Boucher is really good so I don’t really mind the flip-flop.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


The thing is, when Pierre fucks up, he reeeeaaaally fucks up

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1090781729562992640

https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/966549587124215808

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

In 20 years ESPN will be completely overrun by hot take shows, like you'll tune in for Monday Night Football and there'll be a guy saying that only children enjoy ketchup on their hotdogs.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

In 20 years ESPN will be completely overrun by hot take shows, like you'll tune in for Monday Night Football and there'll be a guy saying that only children enjoy ketchup on their hotdogs.

You said hot takes, not correct takes.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

iwentdoodie posted:

You said hot takes, not correct takes.

To me that's preposterous, ketchup on hotdogs, things of that nature.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Where's the real hot takes, man!

"Any white person who watches the NBA is appropriating african american culture"
"Major League Soccer is a Ponzi Scheme"
"The NCAA's entire existence is a flagrant violation of the US Constitution"
"America Deserved 9/11"

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Peanut President posted:

"Major League Soccer is a Ponzi Scheme"

it is, tho

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Henchman of Santa posted:

In what universe does the QB just stand there the whole game?

I mean, they don’t run that much compared to basketball players, soccer players, probably about as much as baseball outfielders. Has/does anybody done heat maps and tracking for football players yet?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

harperdc posted:

I mean, they don’t run that much compared to basketball players, soccer players, probably about as much as baseball outfielders. Has/does anybody done heat maps and tracking for football players yet?

They still have to move around the pocket, dodge giant men chasing them, use ridiculous arm strength to get the ball to someone, and in many cases they are dangerous on the ground as well. Even Drew Bledsoe would probably destroy the general population in terms of athleticism.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://deadspin.com/person-caught-saying-i-never-had-my-butt-fingered-on-1837917398

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Henchman of Santa posted:

They still have to move around the pocket, dodge giant men chasing them, use ridiculous arm strength to get the ball to someone, and in many cases they are dangerous on the ground as well. Even Drew Bledsoe would probably destroy the general population in terms of athleticism.

The physical capacity to survive getting sacked puts them beyond regular people.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Ourand_SBJ/status/1169953436311441408
https://twitter.com/Ourand_SBJ/status/1169961176761085952

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Remember when people thought the kneeling would crush the NFL because their ratings were down a tiny bit one year and Vince Mcmahon thought he could capitalize by making a patriotic football league? NFL still destroys everything even when the game is a steaming pile of poo poo.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Muss still having an extremely normal one


https://twitter.com/brentmusburger/status/1170721792526209025

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