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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

zoux posted:

lol





Of course this reminds me of a matinee of Cars 2 I once attended...

brexit hitting hard

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

This lets all the farts out

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


The Bloop posted:

This lets all the farts out

Joyce's Beans

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Thank God they blocked out the sexiest lady part (ankles)

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

zoux posted:

Well once again the infant is mouth-scorching hot on the outside and freezer-cold on the inside. Gotta use a regular oven.
Fair play to this guy: I would have no idea who to contact in this specific event. He not only had the wherewithal to save the bean, but knew exactly who to call to get this in the papers. I'd be standing in my kitchen cursing at a tin can and then move on with my day.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

spookygonk posted:

Oh thank god, I thought it was just my old Windows 7 PC crapping out.

Fake edit:



this is allegedly my ex girlfriend who grew up in west germany in the 80s. it does look like an infant version of her. small world.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

why the gently caress is your girlfriend a baby

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Fister Roboto posted:

why the gently caress is your girlfriend a baby

very funny, dad

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Yeah, he specifically said it was his ex girlfriend who was a baby.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

yes she was a baby. we all were.

here is my fav photo of jim davis creator of garfield

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Hackers film 1995 posted:

yes she was a baby. we all were.

here is my fav photo of jim davis creator of garfield


??? ????????

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Fister Roboto posted:

why the gently caress is your girlfriend a baby

and, yes, I'm a libertarian

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

InsertPotPun posted:

Fair play to this guy: I would have no idea who to contact in this specific event. He not only had the wherewithal to save the bean, but knew exactly who to call to get this in the papers. I'd be standing in my kitchen cursing at a tin can and then move on with my day.

It's kinda a British thing. Our tabloids love a wacky local story of a person who didn't get what they expected from a product. I once saw a collection of the pics they take of the local person making a face at the product or situation in question. Last time I saw one mentioned on the forums was the girl last year who got an empty KitKat or summat like that and was wanting a year's supply in compensation.

It's pretty easy to get on the gravy train: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sell-your-story/

It can be as mundane as you got a 6 pack of Sprite and one was empty. Just make a good face at the can for them and you're golden.

jojoinnit has a new favorite as of 22:22 on Sep 5, 2019

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hackers film 1995 posted:

yes she was a baby. we all were.

here is my fav photo of jim davis creator of garfield


Must have been a Monday.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
everytime I hear about jim davis I'm like "gently caress that guy" but then I remember I'm actually thinking of the dilbert guy

jim davis might be a shithead tho, no idea

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Hackers film 1995 posted:

yes she was a baby. we all were.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

wait theres more to those confused panels

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


I've not thought about that cartoon since I was a kid, drat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqEVYbPw9lI

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Dang, that's a good comic, KroniX!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Shifty Nipples posted:

I've not thought about that cartoon since I was a kid, drat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqEVYbPw9lI

Wait a minute

wtf are lamb cakes

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Data Graham posted:

Wait a minute

wtf are lamb cakes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuZbvC4F0Qw

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Hackers film 1995 posted:

yes she was a baby. we all were.

here is my fav photo of jim davis creator of garfield


It looks like someone photoshopped out the noose.

I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!

Tetracube posted:

everytime I hear about jim davis I'm like "gently caress that guy" but then I remember I'm actually thinking of the dilbert guy

jim davis might be a shithead tho, no idea

Jim Davis and Mike Pence are best friends. Make of that what you will.
https://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2014/10/30/garfield-creator-jim-davis-help-governor-pass-halloween-candy/18175397/
https://twitter.com/MrKireko/status/1092869935653638144
Mike Pence actually spoke about how great Garfield was on the House floor, and sang him happy birthday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnZphCBWTA

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Does Pence identify with the character who drinks dog jizz?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Lobok posted:

Does Pence identify with the character who drinks dog jizz?

No, he's more about the horses

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Wow, this KroniX chap is a comedic genius!
Pity Extra Fabulous Comics keeps stealing his ideas.

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

Toupee Groupie posted:

Jim Davis and Mike Pence are best friends. Make of that what you will.
https://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2014/10/30/garfield-creator-jim-davis-help-governor-pass-halloween-candy/18175397/
https://twitter.com/MrKireko/status/1092869935653638144
Mike Pence actually spoke about how great Garfield was on the House floor, and sang him happy birthday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnZphCBWTA

There's a reason for that - Garfield/Davis are enemies of the proletariat

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/04

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Tree Bucket posted:

Wow, this KroniX chap is a comedic genius!
Pity Extra Fabulous Comics keeps stealing his ideas.

I know for sure it wasn't some shmuck named Kronix.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hackers film 1995 posted:

here is my fav photo of jim davis creator of garfield


It's like one of those crushingly depressing Garfield Minus Garfield panels irl

e:

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 03:48 on Sep 6, 2019

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

and so were born the pencels

e: holy shiz your name lol

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

Tree Bucket posted:

Wow, this KroniX chap is a comedic genius!
Pity Extra Fabulous Comics keeps stealing his ideas.

Jokes aside, it's Ryan Pequin of http://threewordphrase.com who made that.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



TontoCorazon posted:

I know for sure it wasn't some shmuck named Kronix.

correct, its KroniX. get a brain moran

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Hugh Malone posted:

and so were born the pencels

e: holy shiz your name lol

It was definitely some of the strongest username / post combos I'm likely to do for a while.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




InsertPotPun posted:

Fair play to this guy: I would have no idea who to contact in this specific event. He not only had the wherewithal to save the bean, but knew exactly who to call to get this in the papers. I'd be standing in my kitchen cursing at a tin can and then move on with my day.

Yeah, I'll bet a councilor has more pull to get that in the news than you do,

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAWvvE9w6Po

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Say what you will about Davis, he's living the dream of making tons of money by just doing half-rear end lazy work his whole career. That's been my approach to work too and all it's made me is someone in their mid-30's making barely above minimum wage.

Unrelated content:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Moon Slayer posted:

Say what you will about Davis, he's living the dream of making tons of money by just doing half-rear end lazy work his whole career. That's been my approach to work too and all it's made me is someone in their mid-30's making barely above minimum wage.

Unrelated content:



You can really make out the shape of his bald-rear end head under the... whatever-the-gently caress hairstyle that is.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Lobok posted:

whatever-the-gently caress hairstyle that is.

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Lobok posted:

whatever-the-gently caress hairstyle that is.

Probability cloud.

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