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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/JimJarmuschHair/status/1169677425514409984?s=20 Stop listening to Pep Boys propaganda This is gamer "SJWs are censoring titties" whining again right
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What happened? Googling their names is just endless articles about Avengers.
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Sep 5, 2019 22:07
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Well when I Googled their names, Jeremy Renner is shutting down the Jeremy Renner app (Google that too) and Scarlett Johansson is a Woody Allen stan.
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Sep 5, 2019 22:13
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jojoinnit posted:What happened? Googling their names is just endless articles about Avengers. Jeremy Renner is shutting down the Jeremy Renner app because it's an awful hell pit of hate, ScarJo thinks Woody Allen is amazing, loves working with him and is eager to work with him again in the future.
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Sep 5, 2019 22:56
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jojoinnit posted:What happened? Googling their names is just endless articles about Avengers. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1169728179386376198
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Sep 5, 2019 23:12
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I don't know what any of this means.
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Sep 5, 2019 23:12
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Fear not, Jeremy Renner lives on in his Amazon dot com store selling 'outdoors' poo poo https://twitter.com/shreksucks/status/1169456171771543552?s=20
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Sep 5, 2019 23:35
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 look at that sexy 'tending a campfire' smoulder. I had no idea Hawkeye was so.............. this
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Sep 5, 2019 23:39
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Inceltown posted:I don't know what any of this means. It’s Lightning McQueen Day.
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Sep 5, 2019 23:44
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https://twitter.com/raebress/status/1169712079663583232?s=21 https://twitter.com/showyodiq/status/1169632209059270656?s=21
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Sep 5, 2019 23:50
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
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Sep 5, 2019 23:51
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NSW has just gone into total fire ban - 6 days out of winter - and it seemed like a perfect time to share the classic tweet "Petition to rename Australia's official Christmas greeting to 'Total Fire Ban'". Unfortunately it's been memory holed so pretend I posted it instead of this.
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Sep 6, 2019 00:08
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She's a treasure. 
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Sep 6, 2019 00:34
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Eschenique posted:A friend got an eye like that the morning after some heavy drinking. I got an eye like that shortly after heavily drinking. Because I vomited so hard I burst a blood vessel in my sclera.
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Sep 6, 2019 01:00
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chitoryu12 posted:It’s Lightning McQueen Day. Oh poo poo- I almost missed it. Hope it's not too late to get a card.
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Sep 6, 2019 01:12
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Sep 6, 2019 01:16
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And I just took my decoration down from last year
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Sep 6, 2019 01:17
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Memento posted:I got an eye like that shortly after heavily drinking. Two weeks ago I missed a day of work because, while trying to cough up mucus, it got stuck in my throat and caused me to throw up. This led to a feedback loop of the vomiting bringing more into my mouth to trigger my gag reflex until I tore my esophagus and began puking blood.
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Sep 6, 2019 01:37
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chitoryu12 posted:Two weeks ago I missed a day of work because, while trying to cough up mucus, it got stuck in my throat and caused me to throw up. This led to a feedback loop of the vomiting bringing more into my mouth to trigger my gag reflex until I tore my esophagus and began puking blood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfkts0u-m6w
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Sep 6, 2019 01:38
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chitoryu12 posted:Two weeks ago I missed a day of work because, while trying to cough up mucus, it got stuck in my throat and caused me to throw up. This led to a feedback loop of the vomiting bringing more into my mouth to trigger my gag reflex until I tore my esophagus and began puking blood. This is not a good tweet at all.
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Sep 6, 2019 01:44
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I would have made that sound had I not torn my esophagus.
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Sep 6, 2019 02:01
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I Have No Esophagus, and I Must Scream
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Sep 6, 2019 02:08
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Like it turned out to be a minor tear that healed in two days, but it's loving terrifying. When you puke blood, there's not many things that cause it and most of them end with "You're dying."
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Sep 6, 2019 02:16
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chitoryu12 posted:Like it turned out to be a minor tear that healed in two days, but it's loving terrifying. When you puke blood, there's not many things that cause it and most of them end with "You're dying." Puking blood after you've been puking for a bit is usually a sign that you've ruptured something while puking. I learned this after a hospital visit due to puking blood after a bunch of regular puking. If it starts off as blood 
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Sep 6, 2019 02:23
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Sep 6, 2019 02:55
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/JimJarmuschHair/status/1169677425514409984?s=20
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Sep 6, 2019 13:47
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Sep 6, 2019 16:00
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Knowing the Daily Mail, the angle there is probably something incredibly goddamn stupid but I'm not giving that rag the clicks.
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Sep 6, 2019 16:16
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Knowing the Daily Mail, the angle there is probably something incredibly goddamn stupid but I'm not giving that rag the clicks. Sanders wants to force mothers to watch as he repeatedly slams their unruly babies against a hard surface
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Sep 6, 2019 17:05
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MizPiz posted:Sanders wants to force mothers to watch as he repeatedly slams their unruly babies against a hard surface Tough but fair.
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Sep 6, 2019 17:11
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MizPiz posted:Sanders wants to force mothers to watch as he repeatedly slams their unruly babies against a hard surface Only ones named things like Braleigh or Zayden
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Sep 6, 2019 17:21
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Knowing the Daily Mail, the angle there is probably something incredibly goddamn stupid but I'm not giving that rag the clicks. I can't believe you would cast aspersions on a story that began its life as a tweet from a TPUSA member.
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Sep 6, 2019 17:36
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Skwirl posted:ScarJo thinks Woody Allen is amazing, loves working with him and is eager to work with him again in the future. It doesn't matter how much she tries to butter up to him, Johansson's too old to play Soon-Yi. (I didn't come up with that, but wish I had)
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Sep 6, 2019 17:41
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christmas boots posted:I can't believe you would cast aspersions on a story that began its life as a tweet from a TPUSA member. Hey, what's wrong with them, I loved Lump and Peaches
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Sep 6, 2019 20:03
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Knowing the Daily Mail, the angle there is probably something incredibly goddamn stupid but I'm not giving that rag the clicks. They're just willfully ignoring that everyone present understood that he was joking around - you can hear the laughter from the crowd after he says it.
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Sep 6, 2019 20:24
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Besesoth posted:They're just willfully ignoring that everyone present understood that he was joking around - you can hear the laughter from the crowd after he says it. Daily Mail writers and editors, like their readers, are functionally incapable of understanding humor and irony
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Sep 6, 2019 20:30
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