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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


what the gently caress

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




it's not much, but you better enjoy it because it's all we're gonna get


The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
that little chunk is mostly uninhabited

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VectorSigma posted:

it's not much, but you better enjoy it because it's all we're gonna get



I worked hard for it, I'm going to relish it. And by that I mean snuggle up in my blankets and nap while dreaming of being a genderless robot.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Taintrunner posted:



what the gently caress

This is Addameres fault

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spergin Morlock posted:

This is Addameres fault

Dorian has to hurry if it's going to make it to London by Brexit day

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
JACKSONVILLE, NC (WITN) - Communities often see his visits during hurricane season as a bad sign, but one Jacksonville business is welcoming this personality with open arms.

The Platinum Gentleman's Club has a photo of the Weather Channel's Jim Cantore up on their electronic message screen out front with the caption "Jim gets in free".

The adult business is on Lejeune Boulevard, not far from Camp Lejeune's main gate.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Taintrunner posted:



what the gently caress

so it's definitely hitting Alabama as a category 7 then.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004


noooooo

Niton
Oct 21, 2010

Your Lord and Savior has finally arrived!

..got any kibble?

Taintrunner posted:



what the gently caress

it's off to eat the maritimes

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yes.... ha ha ha... yes!!!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
My parys are with you, Alabama

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Shima Honnou posted:

Is Alabama okay??

Theyre never going to get over that title blowout loss and won't recover until they hire dabo

Ayin
Jan 6, 2010

Have a great day.

PostNouveau posted:

But how's Alabama?
In the 90's and totally rainless :smithicide:

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
But seriously, could we move Alabama there? Is there a gofundme I can contribute to?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
A large island off the mid-atlantic coast would probably be a really nice place with a great climate. Basically the Azores but big enough to support agriculture.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012


libtards said it couldnt be done

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Bip Roberts posted:

A large island off the mid-atlantic coast would probably be a really nice place with a great climate. Basically the Azores but big enough to support agriculture.

Except for all the hurricanes

GEMorris
Aug 28, 2002

Glory To the Order!
New Zealand being the retreat for billionaires post collapse is the public facing distraction. I'd be really surprised if at least a few of them weren't also building bunkers in the Azores.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Has this been tweeted at Trump yet?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

Has this been tweeted at Trump yet?

before you do that print it out, draw sharpie around alabama and then take a picture of it with your phone then send that to trump

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i wonder how groverhaus is holding up

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



GEMorris posted:

New Zealand being the retreat for billionaires post collapse is the public facing distraction. I'd be really surprised if at least a few of them weren't also building bunkers in the Azores.

The Azores rely on shipments from mainland Portugal for..well, basically everything.
They might became self sustaining agriculturaly, but lack everything else.its gonna be a kind of a lovely life, but they would probably not cook to death like the rest of the world.
Besides, there's a Vulcano there and you never know when those fuckers go off.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Muppets On PCP posted:

i wonder how groverhaus is holding up

the great dismal swamp has probably already devoured it

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

thats it, boot Alabama out of the SEC, they dont qualify anymore

on the plus side, so much new beach real estate!

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the great dismal swamp has probably already devoured it

its actually still there and easy to find on google maps

there is a broken above ground swimming pool in the backyard now

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

M_Gargantua posted:

there is a broken above ground swimming pool in the backyard now

a pity the Grover Vineyards project failed

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
Nova Scotia is going to get creamed in about 14 hours and frankly I'm relieved that my death will be to a force of nature instead of something stupid

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

dwarf74 posted:

But seriously, could we move Alabama there? Is there a gofundme I can contribute to?

They would absolutely secede and declare war on us

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

Nova Scotia is going to get creamed in about 14 hours and frankly I'm relieved that my death will be to a force of nature instead of something stupid

we regret to inform you that you will be decapitated by a rabbit going 100 mph

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

i was wrong, it is very hard to keep posting when you have no power

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Part of the reason I got into ham radio is that even in the absolute worst disasters people I don't know can continue to hear my terrible opinions on pop culture.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

The Muppets On PCP posted:

JACKSONVILLE, NC (WITN) - Communities often see his visits during hurricane season as a bad sign, but one Jacksonville business is welcoming this personality with open arms.

The Platinum Gentleman's Club has a photo of the Weather Channel's Jim Cantore up on their electronic message screen out front with the caption "Jim gets in free".

The adult business is on Lejeune Boulevard, not far from Camp Lejeune's main gate.

Jacksonville.html right here

The Muppets On PCP posted:

i wonder how groverhaus is holding up

it actually became much safer after the staircase window blew out

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Dorian's first major oil spill:






Dorian ripped the top off the containers and Bernoulli helped take care of the rest.

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